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Pick of the week

30th April 2012

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Late this week because a romantic and a fool are most often identical cat had hiccups. Here's my pick of last weeks best stories and pictures.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and indeed likely tapped in by my perpetually randy pet monkey.

Lindsay gets to grips (click to view)
Lindsay getting to grips with Inferno Carry On Liz and Dick.

"Pregnancy makes me more confident": Brazilian supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio poses nude while eight months pregnant (

Following that Demi Moore-inspired trend tradition.

Updated 29th November 2012.
As this story and pregnant nude or nearly-nude celebrities and models has proved such a hugely popular search phrase for visitors the following related stories may be of interest.

Related stories:

Gisele Bündchen was out baking her bun in the oven (Pick of the Week, 12th November).
Megan Fox gave birth in secret (Pick of the Week, 23rd October).

Lindsay Lohan is banning herself from that stupid hotel! (

Could there be a bigger bullseye on this troubled girls back? But is she about to get a break?

CONFIRMED: Lindsay Lohan to Play Elizabeth Taylor in TV Movie that sounds like it's the Carry On teams forey into Hollywood, Liz and Dick (

Malin Åkerman's doubts over Linda Lovelace biopic (

In other words she's just realised she was second choice to Lindsay Lohan for a "role" that was really just an attempt to generate publicity to tempt funding for a flick who's erogenous zone for success promised to be as elusive as Linda's character in her magnum opus which has now finally been spat rather than swallowed.

Updated 29th November 2012.
Some confusion has issued forth over the twin Linda Lovelace films destined for realease in 2013.
Lovelace stars Amanda Seyfried, is in the can, and is certain for a 2013 release.
Inferno: A Linda Lovelace Story is in pre-production and is the film Malin Åkerman, who is cast to play Linda, doubts will be made.
I hope that clears things up.

Related story:

Amanda Seyfried—70s bush (9th February).

The ZX Spectrum is 30 years old! (

Was it really that long ago that "Booty" really only meant rummaging full chests while dodging ghostly pirates?

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Tags: Alessandra Ambrosio, Lindsay Lohan, Malin Akerman.


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