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Pick of the week

7th May 2012

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Here's my pick of last weeks best quirky stories and pictures.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and likely tapped in while under the delusion that I was onboard the Pequod with Captain Ahab hunting celebrity white whales.

Nadya Suleman
Bankruptcy pushes "Octomom" Nadya Suleman to diddle her slot in porn.

Octomom finally signs on for a porn slot (

Just so long as it's just diddling in front of a camera.

Mariah Carey camel toe inspired many a Vienna sausage during Austrian concert (

Unfortunatly I missed the part of the set where she crouched and picked up the microphone stand with no hands.

FHM names Tulisa Contostavlos as 2012's Sexiest Woman (

Never underestimate the power of a sex-tape!

• … and here's the full FHM's Sexiest Woman top ten (

• Huh! Revealed: The TRUTH about how Tulisa got the X Factor judging job from Simon Cowell (

Hint: not what you are thinking; what does a media mogul in mid-life crisis REALLY want to see?

Edvard Munch's Scream fetched record price (

• … and in case you are wondering, here's the top 10 most expensive works of art sold at auction (

• Not to be left out, Courtney Love covers wedding dress in obscenities in embarrassing attempt to launch art career (

Hmmm. You can marvel at her tortured/torturous eminesque obscenties without censor here (

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Tags: Courtney Love, Edvard Munch, Mariah Carey, Nadya Suleman, Octomom, Simon Cowell, Tulisa Contostavlos


Illustrations, paintings, and cartoons featuring caricatured celebrities are intended purely as parody and fantasised depictions often relating to a particular news story, and often parodying said story and the media and pop cultural representation of said celebrity as much as anything else. Who am I really satirising? Read more.

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