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Pick of the week

28th May 2012

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Here's my pick of last weeks best quirky stories and pictures.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and likely used to sell "Pussy-high Miniskirts" on several Engrish sites that harvest my content.

Miley Cyrus comes clean
It's only a matter of time before Miley Cyrus comes clean and shows just how big those things are. Unfortunately it wasn't last week. Shame on you, Miley!

Miley Cyrus nearly bared a boob in public dash (, and here in HQ (

After a partial nipple-slip less than a fortnight ago it would have been entirely felicitous for one of her puppies to have popped out, but no, just another nearly. Shame on you, Miley!

Nicole Kidman peed on Zac Efron's jellyfish sting (

"Pee-scene aside, the response [to the film] hasn't been positive." That's because you don't see her flaming beaver doing the spraying. Should have had a close up and reclassified it as an angsty art film.

Rihanna gave some costume hotness at the American Idol season grand finale (

And some nice tongue action in pics #8 and #13. I like!

"Pussy-high Miniskirt" the newest craze in China (

A random search on Google for anything porn interesting clearly shows that Engrish is the language of the Internet.

Hey, Turner painted naked chicks too! (

Kelly Brook squeezes into black swimsuit for phone booth photoshoot ( And here in HQ (

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Tags: J. M. W. Turner, Kelly Brook, Miley Cyrus, Nicole Kidman, Pussy-high miniskirt, Rihanna


Illustrations, paintings, and cartoons featuring caricatured celebrities are intended purely as parody and fantasised depictions often relating to a particular news story, and often parodying said story and the media and pop cultural representation of said celebrity as much as anything else. Who am I really satirising? Read more.

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