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Pick of the week

Pick of the week

5th August 2012

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Here's my pick of last weeks best quirky stories and pictures.

A bumper week with added Olympic ass & oops action!

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This weeks stories & pics

Miley Cyrus is naked in a bathtub (

Miley Cyrus comes clean
Miley Cyrus takes the hint, comes clean in the tub!

I guess she took the hint!

Emma Watson denies Fifty Shades of Grey film role rumour ( …

but does show her panties laying out at Hamptons House ( …

• while Victoria Beckham tries to avoid talking about Fifty Shades Of Grey with her mum (

Seems although there is less stigma attached to literary porn erotica, the pictures it creates can still leave you quite red-faced! Has brightened up the conversations at the BBQ in our garden no end though. Surprisingly, it seems guys have more of an issue with it than gals. Another rib, vicar?

Christina Hendricks is negotiating her assets ( and …

Kat Dennings busts out massive cleavage too (

With those blocking out the sun that's why we've had no summer in the UK! Whose are bigger though?

Miranda Kerr nude photoshoot by Laurent Darmon (

Pic 7. ♥

Updated 19th December 2012.
Picture link changed.

Kristen Stewart topless and completely naked caps from On The Road (

Those boobies don't look like that now: Did Kristen Stewart get a boob job?

Dakota Fanning celebrates 18th year with an upskirt ( and …

Katy Perry gives an upskirt just for the sake of it (

Is it a coming-of-age thing? Is Katy still growing then?

Tulisa Contostavlos - bikini candids in Honolulu (

That dude's hairy legs really spoil things in pic 5.

Rihanna goes sexy snorkeling. (

Asstastic! ♥

Stars dressed as Marilyn Monroe (

Why the fuck did they have to put James Franco in drag as the second pic? Who'd he pay?

Selena Gomez is eying serious roles (

Actually, Spring Breakers will be serious enough for me, thank you.
Spring Breakers and the Delicate Art of Ass Cheek Cinematography (, March 2012).

Candice Swanepoel get naked, looks gorgeous surprising no one (

Pic 2. ♥

Pamela Anderson still playing the coquette at 45 (

Pics here (

Olympic ass & oops action

Olympic hottie profiles: beach volleyball butts (

"When the girls slapped each others bums after scoring a point, you could almost hear the male spectators moan."
Is beach volleyball in the spirit of Olympic sport? I don't know, but it sure is a crowd [and sponsor] pleaser (

Judoka Urantsetseg Munkhbat oops nipple slip at London Olympics (

What a move, what a move! Kuzushi!

Is pole dancing the Olympic Sport of the future? (

Nationality aside, I'll be backing the Brazilians! (

The weirdest summer Olympic sports of all time (

I'm in for the Club Swinging!

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Tags: Candice Swanepoel, Christina Hendricks, Dakota Fanning, Emma Watson, Fifty Shades of Grey, Kat Dennings, Katy Perry, Kristen Stewart, literoctica, Marilyn Monroe, Miley Cyrus, Miranda Kerr, Olympics, Pamela Anderson, Rihanna, Selena Gomez, Tulisa Contostavlos, Urantsetseg Munkhbat, Victoria Beckham, volleyball


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