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Pick of the week

Pick of the week

14th August 2012

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Here's my pick of last weeks best quirky stories and pictures.

A bumper week with added Olympic ass action!

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This weeks stories & pics

Britney Spears channels her inner Egyptian
Britney Spears channels her inner Egyptian, giving Amenhotep his first boner in three millennia!

Britney Spears channels her inner Egyptian for new fragrance advert (

Now you too can small like an old Pharaoh!

Supermodel Miranda Kerr tweets sultry bikini snap after "banning" Lauren Damon's nude shots (, but gets nude again for Harper's Bazaar (, but sadly this time with things covered.

On the Internet it's hard to put that naked genie back in its bottle; the Lauren Damon nude shoot is still up from where I choose it as a pick on the 5th.

Kelly Brook Keith Lemon: The Film movie caps (

I had to include this as a pick as "kelly brook keith lemon asparagus" has been a keyphrase hit in my webstats since May. Who knew!

Victoria Silvstedt is giving bikini crack-shots again (

She never tires of that, and nor do I! Pic 1. ♥

Related story:

Victoria Silvstedt flashed some crack (Pick of the Week, 22nd May).

Kim Kardashian tweets bikini hotness ( & caught in beach candids in Miami (

Is this the soon-to-be-released Kimbo action figure?

It's Gwen Stefani's butt in a bikini! (

Pic 2. ♥

Madonna Supports "Pussy Riot" in Moscow (

And that's precisely what happened when she flashed it ….

Hayden Panettiere recollects oral sex with Wladimir Klitschko (

Has the mania surrounding celebrity reached an unhealthy level? Brandon Cronenberg thinks so in his directorial debut Antiviral (

Get infected! Perhaps the sequel will be where obsessed fans get the cosmetic surgery-gone-wrong of their favourite star to experience their anquish!

Fifty Shades of Grey becomes Britain's best-selling book of all time (, thank you Claire-bear).

Olympic ass & oops action

Spain's Liliana Fernandez Steiner beach volleyball butt shone even in defeat (

America's Kerri Walsh bikini beach volleyball butt: an Olympic retrospective (

Taiwanese model strips down to support her Olympic team (

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Tags: Britney Spears, Fifty Shades of Grey, Gwen Stefani, Hayden Panettiere, Kelly Brook, Kerri Walsh, Kim Kardashian, Liliana Fernandez, literoctica, Madonna, Miranda Kerr, Olympics, Victoria Silvstedt. volleyball.


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