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Pick of the week

Pick of the week

20th August 2012

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Here's my pick of last weeks best quirky stories and pictures.

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This weeks stories & pics

Lady Gaga's working with meat again
Lady Gaga's working with meat again.

Katy Perry flashed her bare bottom (and almost her top) with spectacular Raging Waters oops action (, here in HQ (, and …

Is stunning in new Jake Bailey photoshoot (

Lady Gaga's performing with meat again (

Kim Kardashian tweets ass'tastic Swimsuit picture (

Michelle Rodriguez is see-through boobtastic for Brits ( …

Cher Lloyd gives Yanks an upskirt (

I'd say that was a fair swap!

The real reason for the 2012 Summer Olympics was of course the Spice Girls reunion ( & tweeting post-Olympics party pics (

Lindsay Lohan taught James Deen about "acting" (

This is James Deen the porn star not to confused with the chap in Giant.


Her bikini ginger jugs demand some hugs! (

Related story:

Yes, Jean-Claude Van Damme had an affair with Kylie Minogue all those years ago while filming Street Fighter (

But it's what he goes on to say about his role in JCVD:

"In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are."

WTF? Proves what I've known for a long time, that intelligible communication amounts for fuck all in the law of attraction and that the evolution of language developed to order takeaway, nothing more!

Tulisa Contostavlos rejects X Factor criticism & 9.9 million tuned in to watch its return (

On the show accussed of humiliating contestants Tulisa said " … the show did not need to change the way it treats contestants."

That good, nor do I need to change the way I remind her of that sex tape then!

Lucy Clarkson caught completely naked (

Christina Aguilera has purple hair now (

Nicki Minaj performed in this on NBC's Today Show (

Mrs PM Samantha Cameron slips a nip on holiday (

See, that could have made that "Sam Cam" an un-coalitioned winner during the election. Take note!

Chapman Bros. Hitler on a crazy golf course manikin tasteless? But should artists have the right to offend? (

Are they making a statement? Or are they just flogging the same ol' dead Nazi horse? (

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Tags: Chapman Brothers, Cher Lloyd, Christina Aguilera, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Katy Perry, Kim Kardashian, Kylie Minogue, Lindsay Lohan, Michelle Rodriguez, Nicki Minaj, Spice Girls, Tulisa Contostavlos.


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