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Pick of the week

Pick of the week

27th August 2012

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Here's my pick of last weeks best quirky stories and pictures.

Bumper Bank Holiday edition!

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This weeks stories & pics

Vanessa Hudgens is letting it all hang out lately
Vanessa Hudgens is letting it all hang out lately.

Vanessa Hudgens stripper stills from Frozen Ground too hot for YouTube (

And if Nessa's striptease dancing there didn't raise your pole …

… these upskirt candids in Studio City might (

Jennifer Lopez to make 3D concert movie (, thank you Claire-bear).

That'll be the whole first two rows knocked ass'tastically senseless when she spins around!

Lindsay Lohan pulled another jewel heist, allegedly. (

I'm sorry, I just can't help imaging Lilo developing into a kind of freckled Raffles sort of character with a vajayjay stuffed full of diamonds and pearls!

Vanessa Paradis topless bikini pictures (

And so that's the chest Jack Sparrow has left open.

Victoria Justice shocked by Victorious cancellation, Samaritans helpline flooded by million distraught old men (

Kristen Stewart "loved feeling out of control" with Rupert Sanders, takes advice from Gandhi (

"… reading Gandhi's view on enlightenment, philosophy, and spirituality to help cope after her affair with married director Rupert Sanders."

Mahatma Gandhi knew all about these things you see, and you thought his bag was just all that non-violent civil disobedience and fasting on a Tuesday!

Smart IQ celebrities (

Who knew! Well, I did about Shakira. ♥

Amanda Seyfried in tight leggins leaving gym in Beverly Hills (

I clicked that link sometime on Monday. I think I left it by Wednesday, but I can't be sure, it's all a blur.

Taylor Momsen does her thing again in Adelaide Australia (

And there went Thursday and Friday too! ♥

Kim Kardashian—2007 Playboy magazine photoshoot candids (

That's the bottom of a barrel I'll happily scrape poke.

And now for the story which just can't be ignored

One for the girls … or maybe not. 850 complaints over publishment of Prince Harry nude Vegas photos (

But lets get this straight, the complaints are that the tabloid breached the 27-year-old Prince's privacy, not for his strip billiarding.

The Sun stated that they made this decision so that millions of people without access to the Internet who read the newspaper can "take a full part in that national conversation."

So it was a public service then, allowing even old Mrs MacSporran on the Isle of Mull who has no electricity or indoor convenience to partake in the national conversation about the penis-royal!

Wait. You didn't see it? Well, who wants to see Prince Harry naked in Vegas? ( Please post to Mrs MacSporran's even more remote aunt Effie so she too can take a full part in that national conversation.

And on it went …

Lady Gaga defends Prince Harry nude Vegas photos (

When things that happened in Vegas didn't stay in Vegas: Prince Harry photos trigger hilarious Vegas ad campaign (

And the last seat on the penis-royal bandwagon goes to …

Playgirl wants Prince Harry (

Lets finish with some art news

Charles Saatchi's £30 million Tracey Emin bed gift to the nation goes begging (

Well, I mean, where do you put it?

Mr Brainwash in the UK (

"Mr Brainwash is the pseudonym for LA-based filmmaker and street artist Thierry Guetta [whose] name became synonymous with street art after Banksy's film Exit Through the Gift Shop".

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Tags: Amanda Seyfried, Jennifer Lopez, Kim Kardashian, Kristen Stewart, Lindsay Lohan, Prince Harry, Taylor Momsen, Vanessa Hudgens, Vanessa Paradis, Victoria Justice


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