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Pick of the week

Pick of the week

1st October 2012

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Here's my pick of last weeks best quirky stories and pictures.

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This weeks stories & pics

No bondage for Emma Watson
Now 22, and "liberated" from her Harry Potter alter-ego Emma Watson is adamant she is NOT considering any cinematic bondage of a more physical kind, but is certainly bound to the rumour!

Emma Watson still having to cane Fifty Shades of Grey film role rumours (

"I don't know how many times I have to reiterate, […] I'm NOT attached to it, I don't know why this keeps coming up over and over again."
Emma Watson canes Fifty Shades of Gret rumours

It's called gossip, Emma, which never had much need of truth if it gets in the way of a better story.

And for those chaps pining hard for their Emma-fix:

Emma Watson making some caption-worthy faces on the Jonathan Ross Show in London (

Related story:

Sophia Vergara's splitting Emmy wardrobe malfunction

Sofia Vergara had a splitting wardrobe malfunction at Emmy awards (

"The Modern Family star exposed her famous butt after the zip on her turquoise gown burst, prompting an emergency repair from her wardrobe team."

She tweeted a picture of the damage, exposing a clear view of her rear end, along with the caption, "Yes!!!! This happened 20 min before we won!!!! Jajajajja. I luv my life!!!!"

Here's the dress, and the malfunction:

Sofia Vergara at 64th Primetime Emmy Awards in Los Angeles ( Note: site has a 6 second disclaimer intro. before pics appear).

And a video in which that dress really, really, really needed to split again!

Sofia's ass-shaking Emmy celebration (

Trivia. D.Y.K. …

Sofia Vergara almost reduced size 32F chest (

Miley Cyrus Two and a Half Men cleavage

Miley Cyrus got cleavagey on Two and a Half Men ( and …

Miley Cyrus hopped into bed with Ashton Kutcher who, in another scene is seen spraying suncream on her bikini-clad back.

You can take a peek here (

Miley Cyrus long tongue

… at the iHeart Radio Music Festival in Las Vegas (

Showing once again that she has an awfully, awfully long tongue!

Kim Kardashian white swinsuit in Miami

Kim Kardashian in white swimsuit filming on Miami beach ( and …

Cleavage candids at Sydney Kingsford-Smith airport (

Lady Gaga striped down to bra and panties on Twitter

Lady Gaga striped down to bra and panties on Twitter (

Kristen Stewart to get a tattoo for R-Patz

Kristen Stewart getting a tattoo for Robert Pattinson now they are back together? (

Rupe got new tits, R-Patz's a tattoo. Who got the Go-Large free meal there?

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Christina Aguilera Your Body video

Christina Aguilera puts her curves to great use in "Your Body" maniacal man-eater video (

"No men were harmed in the making of this video."

Related story:

Kate Middleton's blurry beaver displayed in Danish gossip magazine

Kate Middleton's regal furry, blurry beaver displayed in Danish gossip magazine (

Related story:

Adrianne Curry topless charity

Adrianne Curry posted a topless photo for charity (

Not on Flickr? You can catch also catch the pic here (

Tulisa Contostavlos book signing cleavage

Tulisa Contostavlos cleavagey book signing in Buckinghamshire (

That's a lot of Tulisa cleavage!

Kat Graham in leather shorts

The Vampire Diaries Kat Graham in leather shorts (

Info: Katerina Graham (
Victoria Beckham's teen modelling pictures

Victoria Beckham's teen modelling pictures revealed (

"In these never-seen-before pictures a fresh-faced Victoria poses in a selection of quintessential 90s outfits that no doubt would make her cringe now."

Let's finish with some arts & tech.

Sarah Lucas's contribution to AKA Peace

Sarah Lucas is still doing … things with the female form (

Info: Sarah Lucas (
Richard Phillips, "Lindsay II"

Exhibition of new work by Richard Phillips featuring Lindsay Lohan at Gagosian Gallery in New York (

Related story:

Unreal Tournament

Unreal Tournament bots appear more human than humans (

"Two programming teams have created intelligent virtual gamers—or 'bots'—that have not only beaten the Turing test, but managed to be appear more human than human gamers."

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Tags: Adrianne Curry, Christina Aguilera, Emma Watson, Fifty Shades of Grey, Kat Graham, Kate Middleton, Kim Kardashian, Kristen Stewart, Lady Gaga, literoctica, Miley Cyrus, oops, Richard Phillips, Sarah Lucas, Sofia Vergara, Tulisa Contostavlos, Unreal Tournament, Victoria Beckham, wardrobe malfunction.


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