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Pick of the week

Pick of the week

15th October 2012

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Here's my pick of last weeks best quirky stories and pictures.


Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and likely scrawled with as cheap an intellectual budget as The Canyons.

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This weeks stories & pics

Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan cans out in The Canyons?

Teaser trailer for The Canyons, starring Lindsay Lohan and porn star James Deen, "Where the sex is as cheap as the budget" (thesuperficial.com).

Related story:

Lindsay Lohan taught James Deen about "acting" (Pick of the Week, 20th August).

"I'm a miserable c***": Kristen Stewart's stunningly honest description (dailymail.co.uk).

But not looking so miserable here …

Clip of nude Kristen Stewart jerking two dudes off On the Road (lifemisled.com).

Agyness Deyn said stripping off for her new film was “liberating” (entertainmentwise.com).

The bob cut blonde fashion model is certainly no stranger to stripping: Agyness Deyn nude pictures are One Giant Leap (egotastic.com, May 2008).

Updated 19th November 2014.
Links updated.
Info: Agyness Deyn (wikipedia.org).

Natalie Portman got blonde and busty (egotastic.com).

Nina AgdalBody Central photoshoot (hotcelebshome.com).

Oops! AnnaLynne McCord G-string thong slip (vybzmagazine.com).

Hulk Hogan's sex tape partner Heather Clem "was obsessed with wrestler and used the Love Sponge to be with him" (dailymail.co.uk).

Everyone should have a friend called the Love Sponge!

Related story:

Katy Perry flashed cleavage to an ape for Beehave magazine (egotastic.com).

But that's an ape, not a monkey! And you thought that was Russell Brand Terry Richardson. And speaking of Terry …

Kate Upton—wet T-shirt photoshoot by Terry Richardson (hotcelebshome.com).

Updated 1st March 2013.

Michelle Ryan—Cabaret photocall at Savoy Theatre in London (vybzmagazine.com).

Info: Michelle Ryan (wikipedia.org).

"I accidentally call him 'dad' …so what?" Courtney Stodden reveals nickname for 52-year-old husband (dailymail.co.uk).

And to Doug, who wants a baby, she said: " … my career is my baby … And when I'm ready to share that, we'll discuss."

Oh dear!

Related story:

Courtney Stodden turned down by Playboy (Pick of the Week, 10th September).

Madame Tussauds cut years off Madonna, prefered to immortalise her at the height of her fame (dailymail.co.uk).

And who can blame them for that. Take the hint, Madge, we all get older and have to face a change in wardrobe.


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Kourtney Kardashian has cheek, and she flashed it! (egotastic.com).

Arts, tech. & funnies

BAD FOR YOU: The unwavering relationship between art and vice in exhibition at Shizaru in London (artdaily.com).

The exhibition highlights the unwavering relationship between art and vice, and human nature's for what is compulsion is bad for us.

Mark Rothko painting defaced for "yellowism" (guardian.co.uk).

"It's not an artistic movement. It's not art, it's not reality, it's just Yellowism. It can't be presented in a gallery of art, it can be presented only in a Yellowistic chambers."

Oh, really.

Vandal defends his action (metro.co.uk).

Contemporary artists pay fun homage and comment on race and class in Guggenheim's "Picasso Black and White" (artnews.com).

Good to see Mickalene Thomas's take on Courbet's "Origin of the World", a painting I love to remind chocolate-box art buffs of.

When good taste smells bad: Is taste in art just about notice and novelty? (artnews.com).

"Even longtime offenders of propriety such as Paul McCarthy, Tracey Emin, Sarah Lucas, and Jake and Dinos Chapman are finding it harder to cast themselves as outlaws when … snapped up by leading art museums and collectors."

Non-profit, "ethically-inspired" porn site promises to generate revenue for ethical causes (wired.co.uk).

Sounds good, as long as, say six months in, they don't start restricting functionality for non-members, baiting you to sign-up to view all that ethical, "user-submitted" content.

Sound familiar?

W3C launches HTML5 tutorials and documentation site (digitalartsonline.co.uk).

That does look promising. A tutorial and documentation site by one of the Web standards organisations is very welcome.

webplatform.org.


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Disclaimer:

Illustrations, paintings, and cartoons featuring caricatured celebrities are intended purely as parody and fantasised depictions often relating to a particular news story, and often parodying said story and the media and pop cultural representation of said celebrity as much as anything else. Who am I really satirising? Read more.

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