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Pick of the week

Pick of the week

30th October 2012

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Here's my pick of last weeks best quirky stories and pictures.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and are just likely a trick or hopefully a treat.

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Halloween's a cummin' special!

The best celebrity Halloween sexiness.

This weeks stories & pics

Britney boobs
Since it was about that time that Britney Spears developed that pervasive, ever-thrusting Godzilla nipplage, one must surely enquire what else ex-manager Sam Lutfi is alleged to have been sprinkling into her cornflakes.

Natalie Portman took new boobs out to game (dead link. Apologies).

Has Natalie Portman had a boob job? (Dead link. Apologies)

As court case rolls on, 'Britney's dad punched me and threatened to kill me,' claims Spears' ex manager Sam Lutfi (, link updated).

Ex-manager Lutfi denies accusations that he was a Svengali figure who took over Spears' life.

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Renee Olstead slipped a nip! (Dead link. Apologies).

I guess this one is the best view of that roving nipple.

Victoria Silvstedt is still giving bikini crack-shots (dead link, apologies) …

And so did Jennifer Nicole Lee (

Related story:

Victoria Silvstedt is giving bikini crack-shots again (Pick of the Week, 14th August).

New Bond girl Berenice Marlohe was spilling out of her top at Skyfall premiere (

Jennifer Aniston was name dropping using Fifty Shades of Grey for inspiration with Justin Theroux (

• Jennifer Aniston flaunting her engagement ring and a lot of boobage with Salma Hayek (dead link, apologies).

TOWIE's Amy Childs revealed horror felt when one of her breast implants flipped over. (

Amy admitted that she didn't even know when it happened. How can you not know when when of your boobs has flipped over?

You can catch Amy's huge, now righted breasts presenting her jewelry line here (

And speaking of implants, Courtney Stodden wasn't showing enough Halloween boob (dead link, apologies).

Which leads us nicely on to …


Here's the best showbiz-sexy costumes in attendance at parties leading up to the night.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley went in stockings, panties and … a little of everything else (dead link, apologies).

Nicole Scherzinger and Tulisa Contostavlos got got their vamps out at Mahiki Nightclub in London (dead link, apologies).

Alessandra Ambrosio brought the Junta General to the party (

Kim Kardashian went blonde as a big-tittie mermaid (

Curvy Christina Aguliera's sword & sorcery big boobage had a warrior gripping his weapon (

And Paris Hilton went with the Mad Hatter (dead link, apologies).

Catch more in the Halloween follow up next week.

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Kelly Brook's ass was sexy on Instagram (dead link, apologies) …

As was Sophie Turner's on Twitter (dead link, apologies) …

A surprised Rochelle Wiseman of The Saturdays gave an ass upskirt (dead link, apologies) and …

Claudia Romani's ass endorsed Obama (

Taylor Swift is starting to make camel toe a habit (dead link, apologies).

Arts, tech. & funnies

World's biggest bra put up for auction in support of Wear It Pink breast cancer campaign (

Visit their site to find out more about the great cause that is the Wear It Pink breast cancer campaign.

Related story:

Porn industry is changing (no) thanks to "Tube" sites, says regulator (

Adult Industry Trade Association claims it's hard to justify spending significant amounts of money on making porn films thanks to sites such as YouPorn and pirated content.

Will future porn all be the self-shot, webcammed, or the cheap to make gonzo POV variety? Or is underpricing all the megauploaders charging membership fees for content they don't own the only way forward?

Related story:

Superman quits Daily Planet to become a blogger in DC's new continuity (dead link, apologies).

I guess the big question is will his browser preference make him the Man of Chrome?

Adblock Plus browser extension now permits "acceptable ads" (dead link, apologies).

I guess you'd better whitelist the Man of Chrome's blog!

Microsoft touted Surface over content at Windows 8 launch (

"Enough consumers don't know where to go; they are still confused by Windows 8".

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Tags: Alessandra Ambrosio, Amy Childs, Berenice Marlohe, Britney Spears, Christina Aguliera, Claudia Romani, Courtney Stodden, Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Nicole Lee, Kelly Brook, Kim Kardashian, Natalie Portman, Nicole Scherzinger, Paris Hilton, Renee Olstead, Rochelle Wiseman, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Sophie Turner, Superman, Taylor Swift, Tulisa Contostavlos, Victoria Silvstedt.


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