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Pick of the week

Pick of the week

12th November 2012

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Here's my pick of last weeks best quirky stories and pictures.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and likely not seduced by a drunken Christina Aguilera, sadly.

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Updated 20th November 2012.
Kimye "reality royals" story updated.

This weeks stories & pics

Gisele Bündchen pregnant nude
A totally fictitious depiction of Gisele Bündchen nude and pregnant because pregnancy has become the fig leaf for artists painting nakedness it seems, allowing them to get away with what they used to be able to get away with when Titian still held a brush in his other hand.
Rita Ora Culture Clash nipple slip

Rita Ora slipped a nipple at the Red Bull Culture Clash (celebrityoopsdigest

Updated 7th December.
Link updated.
Did Christina Aguilera try to include Vanessa Hudgens in a threesome?

Did Christina Aguilera try to seduce Vanessa Hudgens? (

Apparently drunk, Christina gyrated with Vanessa on the dance floor before asking her to come back home with her and Matt Rutler!

Here's a pic to wet your imagination (

Updated 12th November 2012.
Story link changed.
Gisel Bundchen's bikini baby bump

Gisele Bündchen was out baking her bun in the oven (

Lady Gaga bikini booty

Lady Gaga gave a bikini booty show in Rio (

Cameron Diaz Gambit premier

Cameron Diaz showed her gambits at the premiere in London (

Related story:

2012 Victoria's Secret fashion show

Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanepoel led the 2012 Victoria's Secret fashion show after party (

And here's the highlights of the show's super sexiness …

2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show highlights (

Pic 7. ♥

Candice Swanepoel (

Pic 14. ♥

Adriana Lima (

Pic 2. ♥

Doutzen Kroes 2012 Victoria's Secret fashion show

Doutzen Kroes (

Pic 4. And 17. Oh hell, I'll just pick them all! ♥

And Rihanna made a super-sexy appearance to perform too! (

Pamela Anderson Fisherman's village

Pamela Anderson trawled Fisherman's Village in this, causing a lot of rods to rise (

Kim Kardashian spandex ass

Kim Kardashian's ass in spandex roused poetry and more! ( …

Be reality royals and double date royal couple Kate Middleton And Prince William with Kanye (

Heidi Montag bikini Santa Monica

Heidi Montag was a bikini babe in Santa Monica (

Rumer Willis Miami beach

Rumer Willis showed some bikini bum at Miami Beach (

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Miley Cyrus offered porn deal

Miley Cyrus offered deal to make softcore girl-on-girl porn video ( grabbed a headline by offering a $1 million contract to tape a naked make-out session with porn star Jessie Andrews.

Rihanna Instagram bikini body

Rihanna popped her bikini body on Instagram because that's what Instagram is for! (

Ke$ha "Die Young" video

Ke$ha takes part in an orgy in new music video (

Arts, tech. & funnies

Jonathan Yeo paints Sienna Miller pregnant and nude

Sienna Miller nude: pregnancy is now a fig leaf for artists painting nakedness (

As The Guardian shows the full view of Yeo's beautiful pregnant nude painting developing, sans-fig leaf (click on it in the article), it must be true.

You can read more on Jonathan Yeo's wonderful celebrity paintings at the The Eleven gallery here (

Tower Hamlets decision to sell Old Flo

Tower Hamlets decision to flog Old Flo raises fears for public art (

Henry Moore sculpture, expected to fetch £20m, was donated by the artist on the understanding it would be left permanently on open-air display for the enjoyment of people in a socially deprived area of London.

Related story:

Should London's Tower Hamlets sell of Old Flo? (Pick of the Week, 6th November).
Megaupload to relaunch as

Gabon suspends Megaupload successor site before launch (

Updated 15th February 2013.
The cloud storage site was finally opened with a New Zealand domain name:

Related story:

MegaUpload will be reborn as (Pick of the Week, 6th November).
Fifty Shades Of Grey sex toys

What's gonna be in your stocking? Fifty Shades Of Grey sex toys sales get orgasmic for Christmas, shifting a third of the entire stock on launch day (

Gonna be an especially good year for Duracell too!

Related story:

Sex innuendo in Chinese Art, tourism, and society

I don't think he's rubbing her back either—sex innuendo in Chinese Art, tourism, business, education and society (

Statues full of sexual innuendo are turning up everywhere in China, and some parts are getting very shiny from all the touching.

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Tags: Adriana Lima, Cameron Diaz, Candice Swanepoel, Christina Aguilera, Doutzen Kroes, Fifty Shades Of Grey, Gisele Bundchen, Heidi Montag, Kesha, Kim Kardashian, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, Miranda Kerr, Pamela Anderson, Rihanna, Rita Ora, Rumer Willis, Sienna Miller, Vanessa Hudgens, Victoria's Secret.


Illustrations, paintings, and cartoons featuring caricatured celebrities are intended purely as parody and fantasised depictions often relating to a particular news story, and often parodying said story and the media and pop cultural representation of said celebrity as much as anything else. Who am I really satirising? Read more.

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