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Pick of the week

Pick of the week

26th November 2012

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Here's my pick of last weeks best quirky stories and pictures.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and likely splashed out and bought me a Toblerone at the duty free too.

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This weeks stories & pics

Can there really be any escape for Lindsay Lohan this time?
Can there really be any escape for Lindsay Lohan this time? I hope so; besides her unswerving avail to celebrity scandal and wardrobe malfunction I'd have to find another another muse for tabloid-inspired drawn didcaps!
Rihanna seven nights in seven cities

On her 777—seven nights in seven cities—tour Rihanna:
stripped in Toronto
performed with pokies in Stockholm
wiggled her ass in London ( & while …

Angering journalists fans with late turn up to switch on Christmas lights
racking up £200,000 in fines for late departures
jetting off to see Chris Brown the second the tour finished (,, &

The Sun of course was more concerened she'd "splashed out on an over-priced Toblerone in duty-free". RiRi, you rascal!

Rihanna "Unapologetic" uncensored

What's really ignominious is that the Rihanna uncensored topless Unapologetic shot turned out to be a fake (, but you can pretty much see the real RiRi nippleage in her recent nude shoot for GQ.

Pick of the week: illustrated sexy celebrity entertainment and quirky stories
Lindsay Lohan ginger jugs peeking at Liz &Dick premier

Lindsay Lohan made a red carpet return at the Liz & Dick premier (
but …

Pre-airing, Lindsay Lohan's performance in Liz & Dick is panned by critics ( and …

Is it too late for Lindsay as probation is revoked for lying to police about car accident (

For her ceaseless services to celebrity scandal and wardrobe malfunction I sincerely hope not.

Here's her ginger jugs peeking at the Liz & Dick premier (

Updated 3rd December 2012.

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Christina Aguilera at the 2012 AMA’s

Christina Aguilera proudly showed of those curves at American Music Awards (AMA's) (

And here's the pics:

Related story:

Christina Aguilera revealed she loves having a booty (Pick of the Week, 10th September).
Ke$ha diddled her way through the AMA's

And Ke$ha diddled her way through the AMA's (

Pixie Geldof topless in denim

Pixie Geldof frolicked topless in the sea in denim photoshoot (

You can catch those topless pics here:

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 (
Amy Childs—born to vagazzle!

TOWIE's Amy Childs wants to open her own Vajazzling academy! (

And if you are not sure what what vagazzling is … The official vajazzling site.

Related story:

Lara Stone i-d magazine

Model Lara Stone gave a pussy peep in i-D magazine (

Pic 4.

Info: Lara Stone (
Madonna MDNA in Miami

Madonna "perversion" case rejected (

At one point, the judge in the Russian court threatened to expel journalists from the courtroom if they laughed too much. I'd have brought this in as evidence.

You really want those pics? You do? (

With the greatest of respect, Madge, I really think it's finally time for a slight change of wardrobe so as to leave us with your concupiscent legend intact.

Related story:

Madonna Supports "Pussy Riot" in Moscow (Pick of the Week, 14th August).
Madonna denies MDNA drug use reference (Pick of the Week, 1st April).

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An Emma Stone sex tape for 2013?

An Emma Stone sex tape for 2013? (

RadarOnline are reporting that an an Emma Stone sex tape is being shopped around which if released could be a big hit for 2013!

Jessica Biel got her flaps out at the Hitchcock Premiere

Jessica Biel got her flaps out at the Hitchcock Premiere in Beverly Hills (

Sadly, they were on her boobs.

Kylie Minogue on Extra set

Kylie Minogue's Extra sexy ass! (

Pic 1! ♥

Courtney Stodden no turkey

Courtney Stodden was nearly naked for a No Turkey Thanksgiving (

I wonder what "dad" Doug thought of that, knowing how seniors like a bit of turkey breast.

Arts, tech. & funnies

Valeria Lukyanova, the "Human Barbie"

Does video prove the "Human Barbie" Valeria Lukyanova is a Photoshopped fake? (

A video seems to show the 21-year-old Ukrainian model is not quite as plastic as her images aim to claim.

Lauren naked with her stiff cardboard Robert Pattison

Student to wed Robert Pattinson cardboard cutout (

And there she is naked with her stiff cardboard R-Patz in pic 2.

Inkymole creates Playboy's first illustrated cover for 23 years

Illustrator Inkymole discusses creating Playboy's first illustrated cover in 23 years (

Damien Hirst's "Verity" erected in Devon

Damien Hirst's pregnant nude statue "Verity" erected on to seafront in Devon (

Related story:

Anthony Caro "Reclining Nude"

Nude figure drawings by Anthony Caro and Jules Olitski on view in exhibition at FreedmanArt (

"… which doesn't mean [Olitski's abstract color paintings] paintings are disguised images of the female nude any more than Caro's horizontal sculptures are disguised reclining figures."

No, what it means is that even those Abstract Expressionist's get a little less abstract and indulge in a nude when they get half a chance.

Related story:

Turner painted naked chicks too! (Pick of the Week, 28th May).
Is Windows 8 critique old-school thinking or is it as of yet still Surface over content?

Why Jakob Nielsen's Windows 8 critique is old-school thinking (

I'd love to agree as I feel a reluctance for change is indeed detrimental to inovation, but at the moment on a non-touchscreen device all I see is a Start screen that is almost instantly bypassed because just about only Internet Explorer works with it sitting on top of a lobotomised old desktop needed to actually run anything.

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Tags: Amy Childs, Anthony Caro, Christina Aguilera, Courtney Stodden, Damien Hirst, Emma Stone, Jessica Biel, Jules Olitski, Kesha, Kylie Minogue, Lara Stone, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Pixie Geldof, Rihanna, The Human Barbie, Valeria Lukyanova.


Illustrations, paintings, and cartoons featuring caricatured celebrities are intended purely as parody and fantasised depictions often relating to a particular news story, and often parodying said story and the media and pop cultural representation of said celebrity as much as anything else. Who am I really satirising? Read more.

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