Pick of the week
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Here's my pick of last weeks best quirky stories and pictures.
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This weeks stories & pics
• Angering journalists fans with late turn up to switch on Christmas lights
• racking up £200,000 in fines for late departures
• jetting off to see Chris Brown the second the tour finished (huffingtonpost.co.uk, thesun.co.uk, & uk.omg.yahoo.com).
The Sun of course was more concerened she'd "splashed out on an over-priced Toblerone in duty-free". RiRi, you rascal!
What's really ignominious is that the Rihanna uncensored topless Unapologetic shot turned out to be a fake (egotastic.com), but you can pretty much see the real RiRi nippleage in her recent nude shoot for GQ.
Pre-airing, Lindsay Lohan's performance in Liz & Dick is panned by critics (toofab.com) and …
Is it too late for Lindsay as probation is revoked for lying to police about car accident (dailymail.co.uk).
For her ceaseless services to celebrity scandal and wardrobe malfunction I sincerely hope not.
Here's her ginger jugs peeking at the Liz & Dick premier (hotcelebshome.com).
And here's the pics:
And Ke$ha diddled her way through the AMA's (thesuperficial.com).
Pixie Geldof frolicked topless in the sea in denim photoshoot (dailymail.co.uk).
You can catch those topless pics here:
TOWIE's Amy Childs wants to open her own Vajazzling academy! (celebrity.uk.msn.com).
And if you are not sure what what vagazzling is …
• Vajazzling.com: The official vajazzling site.
Model Lara Stone gave a pussy peep in i-D magazine (egotastic.com).
Madonna "perversion" case rejected (celebrity.uk.msn.com).
At one point, the judge in the Russian court threatened to expel journalists from the courtroom if they laughed too much. I'd have brought this in as evidence.
You really want those pics? You do? (hawtcelebs.com).
With the greatest of respect, Madge, I really think it's finally time for a slight change of wardrobe so as to leave us with your concupiscent legend intact.
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An Emma Stone sex tape for 2013? (radaronline.com).
RadarOnline are reporting that an an Emma Stone sex tape is being shopped around which if released could be a big hit for 2013!
Sadly, they were on her boobs.
Kylie Minogue's Extra sexy ass! (vybzmagazine.com).
Pic 1! ♥
Courtney Stodden was nearly naked for a No Turkey Thanksgiving (celebuzz.com).
I wonder what "dad" Doug thought of that, knowing how seniors like a bit of turkey breast.
Arts, tech. & funnies
A video seems to show the 21-year-old Ukrainian model is not quite as plastic as her images aim to claim.
Student to wed Robert Pattinson cardboard cutout (movies.uk.msn.com).
And there she is naked with her stiff cardboard R-Patz in pic 2.
Illustrator Inkymole discusses creating Playboy's first illustrated cover in 23 years (digitalartsonline.co.uk).
Damien Hirst's pregnant nude statue "Verity" erected on to seafront in Devon (video.uk.msn.com).
"… which doesn't mean [Olitski's abstract color paintings] paintings are disguised images of the female nude any more than Caro's horizontal sculptures are disguised reclining figures."
No, what it means is that even those Abstract Expressionist's get a little less abstract and indulge in a nude when they get half a chance.
Why Jakob Nielsen's Windows 8 critique is old-school thinking (news.cnet.com).
I'd love to agree as I feel a reluctance for change is indeed detrimental to inovation, but at the moment on a non-touchscreen device all I see is a Start screen that is almost instantly bypassed because just about only Internet Explorer works with it sitting on top of a lobotomised old desktop needed to actually run anything.
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