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Pick of the week

Pick of the week

17th December 2012

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Here's my pick of last weeks best quirky stories and pictures.

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This weeks stories & pics

Anne Hathaway pussy flash
Countless top guns zeroed in when Anne Hathaway cleared her landing strip.
Anne Hathaway Les Mis pantyless upskirt pussy flash

Anne Hathaway gave a no-knickers wardrobe malfunction at the Les Miserables premiere! (

Larger shots of that pantyless pussy flash:

1 | 2 | 3 (

Anne had quite a lot to say about it after:

"It was devastating. They saw everything. I might as well have lifted up my skirt for them."

Yes, yes that would have been good, Anne.

Here's the pussy flashing and post-flash Les Mis posing.

Pick of the week: illustrated sexy celebrity entertainment and quirky stories
Pick of the week: illustrated sexy celebrity entertainment and quirky stories
Miley Cyrus Christmas Creampies boobage

Miley Cyrus showed a lot of boobage at the "Christmas Creampies" concert (

"Christmas Creampies?" You gotta be putting me on the'd call it that.

Here's that Miley boobage in HQ (

Related story:

LeAnn Rimes wardrobe malfunction NOH8 party

LeAnn Rimes slipped a nip (

Lindsay Lohan's possessions to be auctioned by storage company
Things kept on spiralling down for poor Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan could go back to jail after court ruling ( …

Lindsay Lohan's possessions including designer clothes and "potentially embarrassing items" set to be auctioned off (

"The troubled star has fallen behind on monthly payments to a storage company, and now owes around $16,000, which could lead to items inside her locker—including designer clothes, family heirlooms and 'potentially embarrassing' articles— being sold."

It's got to be that long-overdue sex tape. Or a 2 foot long dildo. Preferably the former featuring the latter!

Lindsay Lohan at the Organice Your Life Holiday Party in New York

Here's Lindsay at the "Organice" Your Life Holiday Party in New York, err … "Promoting healthy and organic living" (

Related stories:

Lindsay Lohan forced to flog wardrobe (Pick of the Week, 10th December]).
Sarah Hyland American Giving Awards in Pasadena

Sarah Hyland was giving for America in Pasadena (

Kristen Stewart On The Road Premiere

Kristen Stewart made another see-thru choice for On The Road premiere (

I think we will all agree we preferred the other see-thru outfit ….

Related story:

Ke$ha 93.3 FLZ's Jingle Ball Tampa

Ke$ha continued to jingle balls, this time in Tampa (

Related story:

Ke$ha got in on the festive ball jingling too (Pick of the Week, 10th December).

Kim Kardashian showed a muffin-top (

Perhaps Kanye was going for a cake decorating wardrobe theme with Kim here. You wait till you see her sticky buns!

Here's the pics (

Kim Kardashian Factice magazine

But these shots for lingerie Factice magazine were either before the muffin spilled over or else it was given a squash at the top (

Related story:

.:: Top column 2 ::.
Rihanna posed and pantless

Rihanna tweeted snaps posed for photographer pal without her pants (

Here's the pics: 1 | 2 (

Related story:

Rihanna got naked for GQ (Pick of the Week, 19th November).
Caroline Wozniacki big butt and boob Serena Williams impression

Caroline Wozniacki made a grand slam with a big butt and boob Serena Williams impression (

Lady Gaga nude for Max magazine

Lady Gaga got bare, not mad for Max (

Candice Swanepoel St. Barts

Candice Swanepoel gave some splendiferous bikini candids in St. Barts (

Pic 77. ♥

Madonna waxworks at Madame Tussauds

Madonna looks 30 years younger as she is unveiled as a waxwork at Madame Tussauds (

There's a hint regarding wardrobe in there somewhere Madge, I'm sure.

Related story:

Arts, tech. & funnies

Beyonce; Art Basel Miami Beach

The Guardian's Jonathan Jones asked "Why does talented Beyoncé bow to the talentless art world?" (

"[Stars of stage, screen and recording studio] clearly have 'talent'. But here they are bowing before the art world, the one area of contemporary culture that is so sophisticated it has dispensed with the very idea of talent."

Well, what an odd thing for an art critic to say. I'm sure I must be missing the context here; can Jonathan really seriously consider the whole of the art world talentless?

If so, as a critic, what are we to make of the praise he has given in the past to many contemporary artists—surely he's not been selling us snake oil too? Perhaps he was just "fooled" too.

Related stories:

Rothko vandalised for yellowism

Man jailed for two years for vandalising £5m Rothko at Tate Modern for "yellowism" (

I think he stands alone with the Yellowism manifesto, but he will have walls and walls for canvas now.

Recent/related stories:

Mark Rothko painting defaced for "yellowism" (Pick of the Week, 15th October 2012).
UK Govenment automatic net porn filter rejected

UK Govenment rejects automatic net porn filter (

"Under the proposals by campaigners seeking tighter controls on internet porn, customers would have had to contact their ISP if they wanted the filter switched off."

A bit like you do with those 3G Dongles. I'm sure those companies have heard every excuse as to exactly why someone needs the filter turned off. "There's two bald chaps bowing and it thinks it's breasts and I can't see it, and I really need to because ….

Updated 30th December 2012.
"A headline in the same newspaper earlier this week trumpeted a study allegedly showing that online porn 'can make you lose your memory.'"

That must be why I link to its entertainment section so much with all its "Dissssgusting! She's got her tits out!" headlines above the pictures. I forget the danger!

Conservative Member of Parliament Claire Perry, who was pushing the proposal that was rejected, will now take charge of making sure the system gets implemented, and will be holding an "erect your morals" committee coffee morning meet at her home every Wednesday.

Dapper monkey shops Ikea

Dapper monkey found abandoned in Ikea store in Toronto (

I have sooOoo got to get our PG Tips monkey one of them coats for Christmas!

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Tags: Anne Hathaway, Candice Swanepoel, Caroline Wozniacki, Kesha, Kim Kardashian, Kristen Stewart, Lady Gaga, LeAnn Rimes, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Miley Cyrus, Rihanna, Sarah Hyland.


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