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Here's my grab-bag pick of last weeks best celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment sexiness, & just plain quirky stories and pictures. A weekly round-up for busy pervs!
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This weeks stories & pics
Mila Kunis for Fifty Shades of Grey? (dailymotion.com).
"Mila Kunis thinks she'll have a 'good time' playing Anastasia Steele in the movie adaptation of 50 Shades of Grey. "
Last touted for the Anastasia role was Alexis Bledel after Emma Watson finally caned her rumour-bound interest in the role. Frankly though, with even the casting still in the rumour stage I wonder if it will get made while Fifty Shades is still spanking interest. Don't be suprised if in the end it goes direct-to-DVD with a reality-star cast.
Nicole Scherzinger suffered wardrobe malfunction and exposes chest in sheer dress (huffingtonpost.com) …or rather oh no she'd didn't but "wardrobe malufunction" is such a great headline keyword!.
You can catch the HQ's of what she did show here (hawtcelebs.com).
Impossible! You know it's Amanda Seyfried taking a load in Lovelace you're dying to see!
Here's the pics.
- Amanda Seyfried—Sundance Film Festival, Lovelace premiere
- Juno Temple—Sundance Film Festival, Lovelace premiere (gotceleb.com)
Ashley Greene was either a lil' hot in that area or she peed herself—your call. (thesuperficial.com).
And yep, that out for Instagram bodily flauntage slammin’ Jessie J.
Kate Moss bared her flower bush again, this time for Love (hotcelebshome.com).
Miley Cyrus went braless for Cosmopolitan (hollywoodlife.com).
"Miley tweeted on Jan. 25, 'Who ready for @cosmopolitan to start givin up the goods?!?! So excited for y'all to see my cover.'"
Here's the pics (gotceleb.com).
Heidi and Spencer "reveal" Celebrity Big Brother bad behaviour was "all an act" (uk.omg.yahoo.com).
But oh crap, we've been lumbered with them now!
Celebrity Big Brother's Speidi reportedly land new UK TV reality show (news.uk.msn.com).
Okay, okay. We dumped Piers Morgan on you, USA, I guess dumping Speidi on us is your way of getting back. Damnit! I thought we were getting Lindsay Lohan for Celebrity GloryHole!
Congratulations to Rylan Clark, who did win (uk.omg.yahoo.com).
"Asked if he was dating Lindsay, he said: 'No, what's the right word for her? A yeah, a groupie.' "
So it wasn't a chivalric knight that drew the game to a close, just an easily steered rook.
Britney Spears is braless and driving again (thesuperficial.com).
With Jason Trawick no longer there to restrain them in a bra, Brit-Brit's massive funbags are free again to void the need for airbag crash protection behind the wheel on the road to Vegas!
"Ninja-ass" Nicki or "combat-cans" Carey? Who is the Deadliest Diva?
Pics or it didn't happen.
Nina Agdal—Sauvage swimwear photoshoot (hotcelebshome.com).
.:: Top column 2 ::.
Barbara Palvin reminds Valentine's day is on the way (gotceleb.com).
Taylor Swift sparked rumours she met with ex-boyfriend Harry Styles for talks about their split (celebrity.uk.msn.com).
"The 23-year-old singer started dating the One Direction heartthrob after they met on US X Factor last November but they split at the beginning of January, apparently following a row while they were on holiday in the Caribbean."
Over her interest in antiques according to permed cheeky-chap Harry, I recall. Well, they worked for Kristen "lickityclit" Stewart, so did those new boobs work out for Taylor Swift too? Or was it just too late?
Bad news for Emma-lovers. Young Harry Styles stakes his claim up her too! (music.uk.msn.com).
When Taylor started dating Wand Erection's Harry, teen fans bombarded her with death-threat tweets. With him taking an interest in Emma, a lot of chapopolis pension money is being spent on poison pen letter postage right now.
Here's Zahia Dehar's super-zexy striptease in La Cueva del Gato (The Cat Cave) by photographic arts duo Nick & Chloé from last year (dailymotion.com, thanks NickiTags).
Arts, tech. & funnies
Pete Nash's comic strip Striker is back … in The Sun! (thesun.co.uk).
After a break-up in 2009, and a brief spell in Nuts—which didn't really work out as its readership are of an age well beyond any sport besides bowls—long-running football-and-WAGs fantasy comic strip Striker and The Sun's torrid relationship is back on!
Romanians arrested over Dutch museum art heist (artdaily.com).
As suspected, leads suggest link to Romanian organized crime (artinfo.com).
“‘All the five paintings that were in Romania are now abroad, in the east—in my opinion, in Moldova…’ Dancu said … [and] the other two stolen artworks were in Belgium.”
Hmmm. Belgium, huh? I’d take a look in Marxist-Leninist giant pink bear Belgian radical rascal Maurice’s pad if I were you.
The G-shot for your G-spot! (thesun.co.uk).
"The £550 [approx. $860] injection, available at an Essex clinic, claims to give women a boost in the bedroom by pumping filler into their G-spots."
Alas, I'm guessing it gives a 9 inch futa clit-cock too.
Assange hit out at WikiLeaks film (news.uk.msn.com).
"WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange has hit out at a Hollywood film about his organisation as a 'massive propaganda attack' against the whistle-blowing website."
But that the reason the British public should be concerned about the film …
"'The British public should be concerned about the film because of the involvement of Cumberbatch', said Assange"
Whoa! Sherlock's in on it!
Assange then retired to stationary cupboard in Embassy of that paragon nation of Human Rights, Ecuador, to plan his next Russian broadcast interview with Moriarty and Taliban warlords under the patronage of Latin American Dictators Union representative Rafael Correa.
• Hypocrisy ends hero's freedom to preach (greenleft.org.au).
"Assange was previously a 'principled and plucky champion of freedom of speech', […] but 'the moment Assange decided to seek shelter in Ecuador … he betrayed the principles he claimed to represent …"
Gardener cleared of assault after Fifty Shades of Grey sex session (telegraph.co.uk, thanks ClaireBear).
"A gardener has been cleared of assault after being prosecuted over a sexual liaison inspired by the best-selling novel Fifty Shades of Grey that allegedly went too far."
Shouldn't he have been doing Lady Chatterley's Lover or isn't Sean Bean the mommy's favourite any more? I think that this may be the crux of the matter concerning the dislike of the "mommy-porn" expressed by some men who, no strangers to hardcore-porn, raise consternation that the same aimed at women features (light) BDSM.
In much female erotica fantasy there is an implicit understanding of a fantasy that rarely translates into a desire to turn it into reality which can be lost in translation on the journey from Venus to Mars.
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Tags: Amanda Seyfried, Ashley Greene, Barbara Palvin, Britney Spears, Fifty Shades of Grey, Heidi Montag, Juno Temple, Kate Moss, Lindsay Lohan, literoctica, Mila Kunis, Miley Cyrus, Nicki Minaj, Nicole Scherzinger, Nina Agdal, Rihanna, Taylor Swift, Zahia Dehar.
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