Pick of the week
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Here's my grab-bag pick of last weeks best celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment sexiness, & just plain quirky stories and pictures. A weekly round-up for busy pervs!
Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and likely tried to phone in sick too.
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This weeks stories & pics
Lady Gaga has bored the internet, research claims (digitalspy.co.uk, thanks NickiTags).
"The search engine marketing agency—citing data from Google Trends—has described the decline in the performer's internet presence as 'astonishing'."
That could be because the glass bowl that is Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, aka "the internet" has the attention span of the goldfish within watching viral "epic fail" videos that prove that the late Jeremy Beadle was indeed apotheosized and sits beardly on high on a campstool running things.
Here's Gaga in concert boring Texan country fans in Dallas (gotceleb.com) who thought the baby bites the other ones finger video hilarious!
"Lohan had initially claimed she was too ill to fly to Los Angeles for tomorrow's (January 30) hearing, it has been reported [but] changed her mind after being photographed on a shopping trip in SoHo, New York."
Here's the LiLo in the courthouse pics (gotceleb.com). When they make the courthouse porno, I'm sure James Deen will get a role with a line like "I have to serve this hard indictment somewhere, miss Lohan."
But, you know, all those legal fees are so damn expensive, and the girl's got shopping to do!
Lohan sues firm over fashion line (celebrity.uk.msn.com).
"The lawsuit claims a clothing manufacturer who previously worked with the Mean Girls star continues to sell items under the actress' 6126 Collection, which started out as a legging brand and had ambitions to expand into other clothing items."
I'm guessing the used-panties thing didn't work out either.
Amanda Seyfried's see-thru dress made SAG Awards worth mentioning (egotastic.com).
Jessica Alba to dance again in Sin City sequel (movies.uk.msn.com).
"[…] performed a raunchy routine in the first film, admitted she needed three months training before she reprised her role as exotic dancer Nancy Callahan in Robert Rodriguez's follow-up, A Dame To Kill For."
“Nancy Callahan becomes the avenging angel. Sounds like a Frank Miller and Robert Rodriguez type show.”
Britney Spears' huge braless boobs were still on the loose (thesun.co.uk).
Olivia Wilde got burlesque-ey for Vanity Fair (hotcelebuzz.com).
Sarah Stephens was an ass'tastic Agent Provacateur (egotastic.com).
Yup, baby-bump Kim Kardashian is going to be gigantic (thesuperficial.com).
"Bling Ring" felon sentanced (celebrity.uk.msn.com).
"Courtney Leigh Ames is one of a group of young people dubbed the 'Bling Ring' for targeting the homes of celebrities such as Paris, Lindsay Lohan, Orlando Bloom and others."
And to re-affirm the pace of modern stardom the film version may be out before final sentancing.
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Miley Cyrus gave some fitness bikini ass in Costa Rica (hotcelebshome.com).
t.A.T.u.'s Lena Katina bared her bum in Maxim Russia (hotcelebshome.com).
Wishing a speedy recovery.
Arts, tech. & funnies
"He thought he was in the studio to answer questions on Balkan politics—but instead was treated to a full-frontal from the show's sexy presenter. "
Just to let you know, I am available to discuss Balkan politics at short notice, just give me a call.
Those topless FEMEN protestors are at it again. No protest from me! (egotastic.com).
Human dolls go to war (thesun.co.uk).
"A model who has turned herself into a living Barbie paired up with a real-life Ken…and they hated the sight of each other."
This of course is Valeria Lukyanova, and I'm betting this sheds light on the real state of the Barbie and Ken's relationship; don't tell me you didn't know he was banging Sindy too!
"It would be nice to think that punishing women for having sexual relationships had been relegated to the history books by 2013. However, as one very public act of penance from a Japanese popstar has shown, in some contexts it's still judged a moral crime. "
And isn't that a shockingly sadly true double-standard.
"This surprising decision follows the underwhelming box office performance of Episode I: The Phantom Menace re-released in 3D in February 2012."
And so the 3D craze, the never really improving gimmick which they bring back every decade or so, is over again.
Artist Tomas Georgeson hid £8,000 (approx. $12612) cheque in Milton Keynes Art Gallery to boost visitor numbers (huffingtonpost.co.uk, thanks ClaireBear).
"Milton Keynes Gallery said it had no prior knowledge of Tomas Georgeson's apparent attempt to boost its visitor numbers by concealing the cheque—with the payee left blank—in one of its public spaces."
Everyone knows sex sells, but if they are not buying, offering a chance to make money is surely the next best thing to pull them in, just ask any internet affiliate scheme.
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