Pick of the week
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Here's my grab-bag pick of last weeks best celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment sexiness, & just plain quirky stories and pictures. A weekly round-up for busy pervs! There's pictures—reading optional.
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This weeks stories & pics
"The publicist sent an email to Buzzfeed 'respectfully asking' that they remove some of the 'unflattering' photos, specifying seven in particular as 'the worst'."
I onced queried if paparazzi snaps were a fair inverse of rife rampant magazine Photoshopping, but they asked me to pull that too. But hey, there were no were crotch level shots taken by a tiny photog with that angle to catch any Super Bowl lip-slippage amongst those "fierce" faces, so I'm cool with that.
Christina Aguilera is still trying to flog $13.5m Beverly Hills house (dailymail.co.uk, thank-you NickiTags).
"Aguilera's decided to wash her hands of the property last year just weeks after her divorce from Jordan Bratman, and a week after her arrest for public intoxication."
That is some pad! Yep, Xtina in that tub … ♥.
Here's a recap of all there is to love of that body! (hotcelebshome.com).
"The troubled star was said to have been so broke that she had moved back in with her mother, and was even back in her teenage bedroom […]"
If only it were the clock's hands sliding back rather than things just comming full-circle, huh, Lindsay? Gawf all you like though, but if you've ever been there yourself when the pot is empty you are likely to stifle it.
Here's those ginger-juggs at the amfAR New York Gala (hotcelebshome.com).
I've been holding off posting lil' Miss McCurdy, but hey, she's 20 now and giving Facebook titties, so that's a green flag I guess. So you may as well catch this one in a tight LBD too.
Miley Cyrus got to showing her cheeks again (gotceleb.com) …
And some Twitter tittie.
Keep on teasing! More Spring Breakers promo pics (gotceleb.com).
Nina Agdal did something wonderful for Aerie lingerie (link dead, removed 30th May 2015) …
Candice Swanepoel did something tummy'tastic for Victoria's Secret (hotcelebshome.com).
Yes, that is a real word: I got it off Flickr.
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Arts, tech. & funnies
Happy Valentine's play! (thescottishsun.co.uk, thank-you ClaireBear).
"CASH-strapped Brits are shunning expensive romantic nights out this Valentine's Day—and stocking up on SEX TOYS instead, a survey claims."
Giant asteroid set to give Earth a record-setting close shave on Valentine's (news.uk.msn.com).
"Sadly, anyone hoping to improve their chances of romance on Valentine's Day by claiming 14 February may be humankind's last hurrah, will be disappointed, says The Times. Scientists say the asteroid […] will definitely not strike the Earth."
"This may be our last night on the planet, honey, and do you really want to die without trying it up there at least once?"
But she won't be joining the 100 km-high club.
"'Trying to have sex in space is a little difficult,' she said […] 'Maybe I'll pop my boob out and take a photo of it with the Earth in the background.'"
That'll be something to distract you from trying to see the Great Wall of China!
Updated 30th May 2015.
Coco Brown in space (porn.com).
“She'll only be leaving beloved planet Earth for an hour but the preparation for such a journey will require a year of training [which] will take place with XCOR aerospace an American private rocket engine and spaceflight development company. Before leaving she has to work with them to get her pilots license and as well as this master the art of zero gravity.”
Born 1978 in Ohio, Coco starred in an estimated 10 to 12 films in Germany circa 1998-2003 but an advertising campaign on German late night TV sex show Wahre Liebe created quite a buzz around her, creating a rather dedicated fan following.
Please, please, let him go! Really, really far out there!
"Her motives were unclear but her scrawling of 'AE911' had some wondering if she was suffering from delusions involving the 9/11 attacks."
Was it on Liberty's tittie one must ask.
"A number of them believe the work is genuine, and they ask whether the courtroom is the best place to decide whether an artwork is authentic or not."
Where else is it's authenticity to be decided then, when the reason it ended up in court was the knowledge that most of the Russian experts are taking a backhander?
"In court papers, Christie's refers to it as 'quite probably a bread and butter picture painted to sell quickly' by a 'wheelchair-bound invalid, working hard to feed the family in a city still in the throes of the revolution.'"
Awww. If only he'd have known it would cause all this blooming fuss!
Disney might give Yoda his own Star Wars movie (theatlanticwire.com).
"… Disney, which now owns Lucasfilm, is planning to also make stand-alone movies about familiar characters, and apparently the first one is going to be about Yoda."
Hmm. To a dark place this line of thought will carry us. Great care we must take.
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