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Pick of the Week

15th April 2013

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Here's my grab-bag pick of last weeks best celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment sexiness, & just plain quirky stories and pictures. A weekly round-up for busy pervs! There’s pictures—reading optional.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and likely, like Google Glass, won’t be welcome everywhere.

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This weeks stories & pics

Rihanna ass grasp
There’s little that RiRi doesn’t like to grab on stage.
Rihanna Diamonds tour crotch grabbing Los Angeles

Rihanna’s tongue wiggling and pussy grabbing told she was back to full health on her Diamonds tour (

"And she was at one with her genitalia throughout the show, frequently sending her hand south. "
Rihanna Diamonds tour tongue poking Los Angeles

Get tickets now because one of these days she’s gonna do it on stage. Iv’e got a lot of time for RiRi, but to be honest besides the occasional "S&M" highlight her music doesn’t really hit home for me, but what a performer, and those stage outfits never miss. Christina Aguilera was in the audience ( so certainly some fantasies stoked there with her tongue wagging and crotch grabbin‘ come-on recalling once hinted cake licking collaboration (, 2012). ♥

Here’s the pics (

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RiRi tweeted some diamond sweet licking (Pick of the Week, 1st April)
Pick of the week: illustrated sexy celebrity entertainment and quirky stories
Pick of the week: illustrated sexy celebrity entertainment and quirky stories
Miranda Kerr axed by Victoria’s Secret

Rumours flew that Miranda Kerr got axed by Victoria’s Secret ( …

"… Victoria’s Secret bosses are reportedly clipping back the Aussie’s wings at the end of her three-year contract—because of her ‘difficult reputation’."

But Vic’s Secret denied she was being fired but was instead "stepping down" (

"[Miranda Kerr] is stepping down because she could not devote enough time to the demanding brand …."

That’s diplomatic. So could this to be Miranda’s last shoot for Vic’s Secret? (

Miranda Kerr, naked body of work

Here’s a peek back at her naked body of work (

Updated 16th April 2013.
Miranda Kerr denies being fired
"The 29-year-old told the Sydney Morning Herald that she simply could not commit to a contract for that period of time due to her work and family commitments. "

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Miley Cyrus balconey bum flashing

Miley Cyrus gave some balconey bum flashing (

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Lindsay Lohan opened up to Letterman about her upcoming stint in rehab

Lindsay Lohan opened up to Letterman about her upcoming stint in rehab (

Lindsay Lohan Scary Movie 5 premier

Here’s LiLo arriving at Late Show in New York City

And at the Scary Movie 5 premiere (

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Russell Brand told pregnant Kim Kardashian he wants to bed her and her sisters

Russell Brand told pregnant Kim Kardashian he wants to bed her and her sisters (

"I think pregnant women are radiant and beautiful and the idea of lactation is an interesting one, …."

Here’s Kim out and about with her giant milk shakers (

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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham made a sex tape with James Deen

Teen Mom’s Farrah Abraham made a sex tape with porn star James Deen ( …

"And now X-rated flick firm Vivid Entertainment, is said to be attempting to buy the rights to release it."

Which she denied, but will release it for $2 million (

I can just imagine the "leaked" scene now; Abraham, draped in a towel, opens the door to plummer Deen who chirps that he has "come to fix her plumming." Damn. I’m getting confused with the one he did with LiLo.

Farrah Abraham: Back Door Teen Mom
Updated 7th May 2013.
Did Farrah indeed get it in the back door? Catch Pick of the Week 7th May for screencaps and more to find out!

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Tulisa Contostavlos poolside in Vegas

Tulisa Contostavlos made a bikini splash in Vegas (

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Candice Swanepoel Victoria’s Secret photoshoot

Candice Swanepoel Victoria’s Secret bikini and lingerie photoshoot (

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Claudia Romani hula hooping hot Miami Beach

Claudia Romani was hula hooping hot on Miami Beach (

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Claudia Romani flashed her bare bottom (Pick of the Week, 19th March)
Ashley Tisdale, Maxim magazine

Ashley Tisdale gave some boob for Maxim (

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Ashley Tisdale posted some Instagram beach hotness (Pick of the Week, 31st December 2012)
Whitney Port, cheeky in short shorts

Whitney Port got cheeky in short shorts (

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Taylor Momsen music video shoot NYC

Taylor Momsen was leggy for a music video shoot in NYC (

Here’s more of Taylor’s exquisite long leggy pics from that shoot in HQ! (

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Taylor Momsen does her thing again in Adelaide Australia (Pick of the Week, 27th August 2012)
Jenna Jameson arrested for alleged battery

Former porn star Jenna Jameson got nicked for alleged battery on her birthday ( …

But the charges were dropped due to insufficient evidence (

"Jameson initially defended herself on Twitter, claiming a friend broke into her house and robbed her, before she deleted the post ….."

Hang on, she allegedly clobbered someone—who then put her under citzens arrest—at the beach. What’d I miss? When will famous people realise Twitter is not their friend!

Hugh Hefner celebrated his 87th birthday

Hugh Hefner celebrated his 87th birthday, in the way Hugh Hefner does (

"This was a special birthday because I shared it with Crystal," he tweeted. "We didn’t do anything unusual, but we did it together & that was enough."


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Arts, tech. & funnies

American Apparel ad banned by watchdog

American Apparel advert banned by watchdog (

"CONTROVERSIAL fashion brand American Apparel has been told to remove a series of images from its website—after a watchdog ruled they were ‘overtly sexual’."

It’s okay, you can pretend you don’t recognise American Apparel’s Jillian as porn star Faye Reagan ;) (

*Sigh* One of these days we will just have to conclude our culture is "overtly sexual", and that it’s not the first and won’t be the last, and we could maybe redirect that horrible "d" word to where it really belongs.

Scientist’s research claims bras are useless

French scientist who spent 16 years studying boobs of 300 women declares bras are useless (

"Jean-Denis Rouillon unveiled his surprising findings this week to a French university radio station, having carefully analysed the boobs of more than 300 women, aged 18 to 35, since 1997."

The lucky bugger!

"‘You breathe better, you stand up straighter, you have less back pain,’ one 28-year-old participant told …. Dr Rouillon claims there is little benefit to wearing a bra from an early age and said going without could improve firmness."

There are certainly some celebrities that share this view. Who has done more to promote the binning of the bra?

Who’s done more to promote binning of the bra?
Lindsay Lohan 31%
Britney Spears 31%
Rihanna 22%
Miley Cyrus 7%
Jennifer Aniston 7%
Mischa Barton 2%
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley 0%
Natalie Portman 0%
Jessica Alba 0%
Paris Hilton 0%

This poll has now been archived.

Google Glass will not be welcome everywhere

Google Glass won’t be welcome everywhere (

"One of the reasons Glass will find itself unwelcome in places is because its camera lives at the wearer’s eye level. It takes photos or record videos without a red blinking light telling others it’s happening."

There you go, what did I say? POV peekers wet dream come true. Some countries, such as South Korea and Japan, require all camera phones sold in their country to make a clearly audible sound whenever a picture is being taken ( Will there be a beeping version for those countries lucrative markets I wonder?

Updated 7th May 2013.
“It is expected that casinos and cinemas will also shut their doors to Google Glass wearers as both also have strict rules about the use of cameras in and around their premises.”

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Good pub guide for the 1500s

Binge drinking, super strength alcohol, hangover cures and attempts to ban smoking indoors are nothing new as Good Pub Guide for the 1500s tells (

"It was a golden age for the pub, with around 20,000 pubs for four million inhabitants—one pub per 200 people—compared with about 50,000 for 62 million now—about one for every 1,200."

Know the difference between an alehouse, tavern and inn? Essential information there for historical/fantasy RPG’ers.

Margaret Thatcher, influential but highly divisive British Prime Minister died

Margaret Thatcher influential but highly divisive British Prime Minister died (

"Lady Thatcher, Britain’s first female prime minister and among the most influential and divisive political leaders the country has ever seen, died on Monday at the age of 87 after suffering a severe stroke."

Divisive is the word, so I make no comment either way, leaving that to those who have a vested interest either way to do so, but I get no pleasure as some have in a once astute old lady suffering with the terrible ravages of dementia passing on (

“A woman at Oxford when there was not a single woman in the university who held a full professorship. A woman chemist when most people assumed scientists to be men. A woman candidate to Parliament in 1950 …. A woman MP in 1959 …. The only woman in the Cabinet when she was appointed in 1970, and of course, the first woman Prime Minister.” —Labour’s Ed Miliband at a special seeting of Parliament (

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Tags: Ashley Tisdale, Candice Swanepoel, Claudia Romani, Farrah Abraham, Jenna Jameson, Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus, Miranda Kerr, Rihanna, Taylor Momsen, Tulisa Contostavlos, Whitney Port.


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