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Pick of the week

Pick of the Week

23rd April 2013

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of last weeks best celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment sexiness, & just plain quirky stories and pictures. A weekly round-up for busy pervs! There’s pictures—reading optional.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and were likely just found scrawled around Xtina’s new mansion like hidden clues!

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This weeks stories & pics

XXXtina—Love Your Body
XXXTina splashes out and all over extravagant new mansion while loving your body!
Mel B mooned her neighbours after being dared by Mel C

Former Spice Girl Mel B mooned her neighbours after being dared by Mel C (thecelebritycafe.com, thanks ClaireBear).

"Had to do it ms sporty spice dared me and us northern girls gotta follow there when dared"

That being so, #FireOneOut while you’re at it next time, I dare you. You know you really really want and you gotta follow (through) there.

"Mel B … wasn’t without her own ideas in the Truth or Dare game. Saturday morning she delivered her dare to Spice Girls pal Geri Halliwell [and] also sent out a dare to Mel C, which was not posted on Twitter."

Okay, I’ll leave you to imagine what that might have been, but your are very welcome to share your Sporty Spice dare ideas as inspiration for a sketch.

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Christina Aguilera splashed out on new home

Christina Aguilera splashed out all over on new home (celebrity.uk.msn.com).

"… new pad consists of six bedrooms, eight bathrooms, a library, two bars, screening room, a gourmet kitchen, swimming pool, and spa. The master suite includes two walk-in closets and private office, while there’s also a gazebo, large garden and built-in barbecue."

Oh, she’s so welcome to walk naked between those two walk-in closets all day long. ♥

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Sophie Turner tweeted in thong

Australian model Sophie Turner tweeted thong support for Boston Police.

Sophie Turner tweeted thong support for Boston Police

Here’s the pics: 1 | 2 (imgchili.com).

Sincere condolences to all affected by the tragedy in Boston. You can find out how you can help below.

Boston Marathon Help: Funds set up for victims and survivors (huffingtonpost.com).

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Stars came out to Palm Springs for Coachella.

Rita Ora at Coachella

Rita Ora

Katy Perry at Coachella

Katy Perry

Ashley Benson & Troian Bellisario at Coachella

Ashley Benson & Troian Bellisario

Vanessa Hudgens at Coachella

Vanessa Hudgens (hotcelebuzz.com)

Lindsay Lohan at Coachella

Oh, and LiLo apparently stayed sober at her last big temptation before rehab! (tmz.com).

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Rehab would make LiLo miss Coachella! (Pick of the Week, 1st April)
Miranda Kerr turned 30

Miranda Kerr at 30, a look back at her hottest bikini looks (celebuzz.com).

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Nicki Minaj, peekaboo dress on American Idol

Nicki Minaj raised eyebrows (and other things) with busty peekaboo dress on American Idol (dailymail.co.uk).

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Nicki Minaj felt naked during Elle photoshoot (Pick of the Week, 19th March)
Nina Agdal, Aerie bikini photoshoot

Nina Agdal Aerie bikini photoshoot (hotcelebshome.com).

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Nina Agdal volleyed balls at Miami beach (Pick of the Week, 18th February)
Beyoncé H&M bikini photoshoot

Beyoncé H&M bikini photoshoot (hotcelebshome.com).

Updated 18th June 2013.
“According to a source, the singer, 31, refused to allow the fast fashion chain to use airbrushed photographs that downsized her famous curves, and so originals were used for the worldwide campaign instead”

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Nudity no big deal for Anna Friel

Nudity no big deal for Anna Friel (movies.uk.msn.com).

"The actress plays Jean Raymond, the wife of porn baron Paul in new film The Look Of Love."

For the benifit of non-UK residents, Paul Raymond, the "King of Soho" was kind of Britain’s answer to Hugh Hefner. Read a little about the the man and the film from the perspective of a former employer here (independent.co.uk).

Info: Anna Friel (wikipedia.org).

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Rihanna see-thru outtakes

Rihanna braless see-through photoshoot outtakes (hotcelebshome.com).

Feel RiRi’s more than done here bit to promote binning of the bra? Vote for her in last week’s poll.

Vote: French scientist’s research declares bras are useless. Who’s done more to promote binning of the bra? (Pick of the Week 15th April 2013).

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Miley Cyrus short shorts cheeky

Miley Cyrus was short shorts cheeky! (gotceleb.com).

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Miley Cyrus gave some balconey bum flashing (Pick of the Week, 15th April)
Juno Temple, Hunger magazine

Juno Temple Hunger magazine see-through nipplage (hotcelebuzz.com).

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Gwen Stefani, Lorenzo Agius photoshoot

Gwen Stefani Lorenzo Agius photoshoot (gotceleb.com).

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It’s Gwen Stefani’s butt in a bikini! (Pick of the Week, 14th August 2012)

Arts, tech. & funnies

Durex Fundawear

Durex Fundawear lets couples "touch" online (web.orange.co.uk).

"The men wear boxers and women bras and knickers that are fitted with a series of mini-vibrators. They can then use a smart phone app to send signals from one phone to another, to set off the vibrations."
Customers flock to Australian topless barber shop

Customers flock to Australian topless barber shop (web.orange.co.uk).

"It claims that customers travel from as far as Townesville—850 miles away—for a short back and sides."

Unfortunately the old chap next to you is knocking one out furiously under the barbers gown while having a trim.

Nipple tattooing sweeps UK

Nipple tattooing sweeps UK (telegraph.co.uk).

"This new trend of semi-permanent nipple tattooing has swept Liverpool by storm and has already reached the vajazzled land of Essex."

Confirmed, there is a clinic in Upminster.

Storm Thorgerson passed away

Artist Storm Thorgerson passed away (entertainment.uk.msn.com).

"The artist who designed the iconic cover to Pink Floyd’s The Dark Side of the Moon has died at the age of 69."
Info: Storm Thorgerson (wikipedia.org).
Superman at 75

Superman celebrated his 75! (wired.com).

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Sandra Avila Beltrán, the Sinaloa Cartel’s "Queen of the Pacific"

World’s most fearsome female gangsters (him.uk.msn.com).

"… these ferociously frightening female Mafiosi make some male gangsters look as scary as a bunch of babies armed with dummies. From the ‘Cocaine Godmother’ Griselda Blanco to human smuggler Cheng Chui Ping via Aussie mad matriarch Judy Moran, here are 10 truly terrible women."
Internet security myths debunked

Myths of online security debunked (tech.uk.msn.com).

"A new report on cyber security has shed light on some of the Internet’s biggest myths and misconceptions."

Missing there is the social engineering scare trick of someone trying to convince another that they have infected their system, website or account in the hope of getting something from them—usually nude pictures, which is all too common on social networks, instant messengers chatrooms and forums.

Mozilla TowTruck

Mozilla’s TowTruck aims to brings real-time collaboration to any website (webmonkey.com).

"Mozilla’s TowTruck is a new project aimed at making it easy to collaborate on the web in real time—think real-time screensharing and co-authoring on any webpage."

This really is the tits, and played with this far too much over the weekend. Try TowTruck on this page.

Mozilla TowTruck

TowTruck

Mozilla TowTruck is an experimental service for real-time voice & chat collaboration on a website with anyone you invite (read more). Requires Firefox or Chrome.
To start, click the Start TowTruck button & send the invite link to whoever you wish to invite.

Updated 23rd August 2015.

Link dead. TowTruck has infact been re-branded TogetherJS but still works the same.

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Hey, Mozilla turned 15. Happy birthday! (Pick of the Week, 8th April)

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Tags: Anna Friel, Ashley Benson, Beyonce, Christina Aguilera, Gwen Stefani, Juno Temple, Katy Perry, Lindsay Lohan, Melanie Brown, Miley Cyrus, Miranda Kerr, Nicki Minaj, Nina Agdal, Rihanna, Rita Ora, Sophie Turner, Troian Bellisario, Vanessa Hudgens.