Pick of the Week
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Here’s my grab-bag pick of last weeks best celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment sexiness, & just plain quirky stories and pictures. A weekly round-up for busy pervs! There’s pictures—reading optional.
Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and certainly have a place for the lonely!
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This weeks stories & pics
Amanda Bynes got half naked on Twitter! (egotastic.com).
I see nippleage! I may even have to bookmark me a Twitter page—Amanda’s page—so I won’t won’t miss any flashing tweets. Count me as a fan. Yep, that’s my positive spin on this whole Amanda Bynes meltdown too. #GetWellSoonAmanda
Amanda Bynes’ comeback could begin with a guardianship (forbes.com).
Rihanna did this in Atlantic City (hotcelebshome.com).
Nicki Minaj slammed “insecure, bitter” Mariah Carey on Twitter (digitalspy.co.uk).
“The duo have had a famously tense relationship since they began on [American Idol], with early leaked footage from auditions showing Minaj yelling at Carey and media reports focusing on their alleged feud.”
Ouch! That’s not nice. I’d assumed the whole feud thing was as theatrical as American wrestling—and enjoyed it too—but that’s just not nice. I’m not a Tweeter, but I wonder how much @perezhilton had to do with goading that?
Who is the deadliest diva? Vote!
This poll has now been archived.
Incendiary provocation is Nicki’s stock in trade of course (along with culturally-appropriate name-dropping), but she’s certainly keeping her options open in case it backfires: Nicki Minaj to makes film debut with Cameron Diaz in The Other Woman (blogamole.tr3s.com).
“An inside source claims that Nicki Minaj, Keith Urban, Mariah Carey, and Randy Jackson will all get their walking papers given the show’s dwindling ratings.”
Lindsay Lohan entered the Betty Ford Center for rehab (gossipcop.com).
“She was admitted late Thursday, avoiding a potential arrest warrant after entering and abruptly leaving a different facility that prosecutors had not approved, representing a possible probation violation.”
Let me guess, that other facility was a bar! So what will she be going through? Lindsay Lohan in rehab lock down (celebrity.uk.msn.com).
… Lindsay will be treated by a battery of experts, including a physician, nurse, psychologist, case manager, spiritual care counsellor, family counsellor, dietician, fitness trainer and a chemical dependency technician in a strict hour-by-hour schedule, starting at 6 am and ending at 9 pm.”
“It seems Li-Lo’s move was approved because the Betty Ford Centre is better suited for a 30-day programme, which the Mean Girls star has already completed.”
Blimey! That’ll do her thw world of good.
FHM named Mila Kunis world’s Sexiest Woman for 2013 (news.uk.msn.com).
“Hollywood star Mila Kunis has been named the world's sexiest woman—while last year's victor Tulisa has plummeted right out of the top ten.”
Here’s the countdown of FHM’s top fifty (him.uk.msn.com)…
And Helen Flanagan’s incredulity at 3rd place suprise (dailymail.co.uk).
While Glamour magazine crowned Kristen Stewart best-dressed woman for the second year running (celebrity.uk.msn.com).
“Kristen Stewart has been crowned the world’s best-dressed woman for the second year running, despite competition from Emma Watson.”
Which immediately provoked 100 elder gents to raise
canes sticks in defiance on Chapopolis!
“Speaking about the snaps in V magazine, Miley said: ‘I chopped my hair and bought a pair of Docs and never looked back.’”
Unfortunately The Current Bun went paywall in August 2013 (Pick of the Week, 5th Aug. 2013)
Yep, and as long hinted and suspected, she does have sizeable areolas! (Google search).
Oops! Teen Wolf’s Holland Roden slipped a nip! (cn-hd.org).
P!nk declared herself a “reformed slut” (thesun.co.uk).
“The married mum, 33, said it was her comment on how women get a bad rap for sleeping around and not men.”
Sure, I paint tits, but I find that pejorative and the double-standard it defines immensely distasteful. I have never really been one for reappropriation of such terms, bood on you, girl! #SexuallyLiberalFeminism
Demi Moore took her nipples out for a Night at the Movies (hotcelebshome.com).
Vanessa Hudgens gave some thigh at Hakkasan Nightclub Grand Opening in Las Vegas (hotcelebshome.com).
“Two years ago, the 43-year-old Oscar-winner checked into a similar facility for a brief stay for treatment of her condition, known as Bipolar II. The disorder is characterized by mood swings and depressive episodes, and is commonly treated with medication and psychotherapy.”
Stop the stigma. What is Bipolar Disorder? (seemescotland.org)
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“So on the real,” the 21-year-old said looking into the camera with her big brown eyes. “What would you do?”
Hell, drop on round, we’ve tea, scrabble and everything here. And dancing!
This, as you’ve probably read, isn’t so much a “sex tape” but a fully produced porno by Vivid marketed as a sex tape that has caused no-end of issues and fallings-out for Farrah after co-(porn)star James Deen discussed it with the press before release (hollywoodlife.com).
And Here’s an official sneak-peek at the video (egotastic.com).
And blimey! She did take it up the bum—both Deen’s cock and later a toy! Pussy squirting scene too, and a full POV facial climax. Nice. Vivid delivered on that one. :)
“… Farrah’s 70-minute debut, ‘Backdoor Teen Mom,’ lured in more than 2 million visitors in just 12 hours Monday … annihilating the record previously held by Kim K and Ray J—which attracted 600,000 during the same time frame.”
Ah, that’s because as well as giving an intimate look up her rather red bumhole it also features a brief
pissing squirting scene whereas Kimbo’s golden shower scene was
left in the Vivid H.Q. safe.
Doutzen Kroes bikini candids in Miami (hotcelebshome.com).
Sad news. Jeff Hanneman, a founding member of Slayer passed away (celebrity.uk.msn.com).
“Slayer spokeswoman Heidi Robinson-Fitzgerald said he died on Thursday morning of liver failure at a Los Angeles hospital with his wife, Kathy, by his side.”
Rest in peace.
They really do themselves no favours do they.
Arts, tech. & funnies
“All those fan-made Jayne hats might’ve been pulled from the virtual shelves, but Firefly fans are nothing if not ingenious. Forget about the cease-and-desist and marvel at the Jayne bra.”
“Lewis Morley’s photograph of Christine Keeler is included in a display to mark the 50th anniversary of the Profumo affair, the Tory sex scandal that rocked—or perhaps it is fairer to say delighted—1963 Britain.”
I saw the film, and it clearly explained why you never trust a man with a jar full of bees.
“It’s 25 years since an ambitious unknown called Damien Hirst curated an exhibition of his friends and contemporaries called Freeze. This is generally taken as the foundation of the art movement that by the 1990s got the label ‘YBA’.”
Damien Hirst, a national shame but the wart that was the best 25 years in the history of British art? I give up. It’s lucky I paint nothing but tits.
Peter Duggan’s Artoons: Jackson Pollock misses the mark (guardian.co.uk).
“A rejection letter from Walt Disney, addressed to a young woman who had inquired about a job as an animator in 1938, highlights the blunt gender inequality that plagued women before World War II.”
And what’s just as shameful is thinking it got much better post-war!
China’s People’s Daily newspaper mocked over its new, phallic headquarters (telegraph.co.uk).
“Photos of the imposing tower, which is still under construction, had Internet users tittering away, especially given one of Beijing’s other landmarks—the China Central Television (CCTV) headquarters, nicknamed ‘The Big Underpants’.”
Microsoft turns a room into a video game with Kinect-based IllumiRoom project at Conference on Human Factors in Computing Systems (digitalartsonline.co.uk).
“For example, in a first-person shooter game, the scenery around the main character can be projected on the walls around the television screen. Or when the shooter is in a gun fight, bullets can appear to fly out of the television and whizz past the gamer.”
Eugene Kaspersky warns UK Government and spooks that Cyberwar risks calamity (computerworlduk.com).
“Although ostensibly preaching the orthodox position that cyber-defence should be a coalition of forces, his words contain nuances, warnings about the dangers of state-sponsored cyber-weapons, including those from the UK and its allies.”
Indeed, and components of Stuxnet have been being built into rogue malware ever since too (technologyreview.com).
“Mojtaba Ahmadi, who served as commander of the Cyber War Headquarters, was found dead in a wooded area near the town of Karaj, north-west of the capital,…”
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