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Pick of the Week

13th May 2013

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of last weeks best celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment sexiness, & just plain quirky stories and pictures. A weekly round-up for busy pervs! There’s pictures—reading optional.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and likely taking the backdoor.

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This weeks stories & pics

Amanda Bynes renews her open invitation to Drake
In response to his dinner with Kat Dennings, Amanda Bynes renewed her wide open invitation to Drake.

Kat Dennings’s dinner with Drake set off Twitter fan rampage

Kat Dennings’s dinner with Drake set off Twitter fan rampage (

“When I got home I had like 50,000 new followers out of nowhere, and then I looked at my adds and they were like, ‘****You Kat Dennings’ like, ‘You can’t take Drake from me, he’s mine.’…”
Amanda Bynes, plea deal probation

And speaking of Amanda ‘Drake-fill-my-vagina’ Bynes, she struck a plea deal, got probation for driving on a suspended license (

Recent/related stories:

Amanda Bynes got half naked on Twitter! (Pick of the Week, 7th May)
Kat Dennings busts out massive cleavage too (Pick of the Week, 5th August 2012)
Pick of the week: illustrated sexy celebrity entertainment and quirky stories
Pick of the week: illustrated sexy celebrity entertainment and quirky stories

Plenty of Oops!

Vanessa Hudgens’s skirt dropped for the Stones

Vanessa Hudgens’ skirt dropped for the Stones (

Everyone else just got their pants pulled down by the ticket price.

Vanessa Hudgens’s skirt dropped for the Stones
Updated 20th August 2013.
Here’s the best of Nessa’s panties oops in HQ (celebrityoopsdigest
Jessica Alba nipple see thru

Jessica Alba gave nipple see-thru while out for a stroll with family (

Helen Lasichanh tittie oops

Pharrell Williams’s fiancee Helen Lasichanh tittie popped out at Met Gala (

More pics of the mishap here (

Olivia Munn nip departing the Chateau

Olivia Munn gave some nip departing the Chateau (

Recent/related stories:

Emma Watson, Met Gala in New York City

Emma Watson, Met Gala in New York City and …

Miley Cyrus, Met Gala in New York City

Miley Cyrus, Met Gala in New York City (

And speaking of Miley…

Miley Cyrus, Maxim Hot 100 list

Miley Cyrus topped Maxim Hot 100 list (

FHM’s top hottie, Mila Kunis got 4th. You can check out the full 100 list here ( and in pictures here (

Here’s more Maxim Miley cheekiness too (

Miley Cyrus, Maxim Hot 100 Party
Updated 17th May 2013.

Recent/related stories:

Emma Watson got naked for new green campaign (Pick of the Week, 25th March)
Rihanna and Chris Brown broke up again

Rihanna and difficult Chris Brown broke up again (I think) (

“If I drop all my hoes for you and we still don’t work out you owe me some hoes.”

Perhaps there’s just a “s” missing there.

Rihanna, tongue poking at Greenhouse nightclub

Still, RiRi found time for some tongue poking at Greenhouse nightclub (, which pleased me no-end of course.

Recent/related stories:

RiRi did this in Atlantic City (Pick of the Week, 7th May)
RiRi sparked boob job rumours with her Instagrams (Pick of the Week, 30th April)
Britney Spears having to work harder to keep derriere taut

Britney Spears on her love-hate relationship with her derrière (

“I like it, then again, I hate it,” Spears confessed to [Shape magazine]. “I‘m in my 30s now, so I have to work harder to keep it ‘up’.”
Britney Spears, Shape magazine

I don’t think she need worry, her derrière will be keeping things up for many for long to come! What do you think?

Britney’s bum. Love it or…?
Still love it, Brit! 53%
Work harder, Brit, please! 47%

This poll has now been archived.

Here’s Britney in June’s issue (

Updated 21st May 2013.
Shape link link changed for HQ pics.

Recent/related stories:

Megan Fox on set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Megan Fox was jumping on set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (

Yup, I think she’ll make a good April.

Recent/related stories:

Megan Fox “The Sharper Image” photoshoot (Pick of the Week, 30th April)
Xenia Deli lovely in lingerie

Xenia Deli was lovely in lingerie (

Recent/related stories:

Kate Moss naked for St. Tropez campaign

Kate Moss got naked for new St. Tropez campaign (

Recent/related stories:

Kate Moss got her titties out for Vogue (Pick of the Week, 8th April)
Rihanna got nawty with a nude Kate Moss for V Magazine (Pick of the Week, 25th February)
Alyson Hannigan, Stephen Danelian photoshoot

Alyson Hannigan gave lots of flesh for Stephen Danelian photoshoot (

Rita Ora got dove tattoo

Rita Ora got dove tattoo and gave the artist one in return ( while…

“Ora picked up the needle and gave Bang Bang, … a matching tattoo, as is the tradition which has been carried out by stars including Justin Bieber, Chris Brown, Nicole Scherzinger and Rihanna.”
Cara Delevingne, Sienna Miller kiss

Wifey Cara Delevingne got kissy with Sienna Miller at Met Ball in wake of dropping mystery bag of white powder ( but…

“The 20-year-old model is under the world's magnifying glass after she dropped a packet of suspicious looking white powder in a baggie as she left her London home.”
Rita Ora, Cara Delevingne for Hunger TV

Let let Rita get loose with her tongue for shoot for Hunger TV (

Yup, no prizes for guessing I’m a big fan. :)

Recent/related stories:

Rita Ora came out for Coachella (Pick of the Week, 23rd April)

One for the ladies…

TOWIE’s Kirk Norcross caught Essexing it up on cam

TOWIE’s Kirk Norcross apologised for getting caught Essexing it up on cam (

He said: “F*******k!!!! People these days!!!! Cooooome oooonnn guys we have all done it I’m just the stupid one that got caught! Sorry guys :-(” … And to add to the comedic factor, Kirk's DAD, Mick Norcross, then waded in on the ordeal tweeting: "WTF @kirk_official

.:: Top column 2 ::.
Farrah Abraham admits she did hire James Deen

Teen Mom’s Farrah Abraham admitted she did hire porn star James Deen for her sex tape, but claims she only sold it to Vivid to “gain control” (

“A lot of my girlfriends who are back home have done personal sexy shots, sexual videos, feminine things showing their sexuality and being happy for themselves.”
Farrah Abraham stripper pole workout

So Farrah just decided to go “one-up” on her friends? Certainly one up her bum!

Here’s Farrah taking a stripper pole workout (

Recent/related stories:

Joe Wright bound for Fifty Shades of Grey directors chair?

Joe Wright bound for Fifty Shades of Grey directors chair? (

“Joe Wright, the acclaimed British director of Atonement, Pride & Prejudice and Anna Karenina, has emerged as the surprise frontrunner to direct the forthcoming big-screen adaptation of “mommy porn” literary sensation 50 Shades of Grey”

I’m still of a mind to say I think they’ve left this tied too long and that it’ll end up direct-to-DVD, which I think will be a shame if only because it could have further whipped the porn-is-not-for-women brigade.

Updated 2nd July 2013.

Recent/related stories:

Mila Kunis for Fifty Shades of Grey? (Pick of the Week, 28th January)
Fifty Shades of Grey removed from Brazil bookstores (Latina Pick of the Week, 23rd January)

Arts, tech. & funnies

Promotion that encouraged women to run in underwear through city streets to win Hallhuber clothes voucher

Promotion that encouraged women to run in underwear through city streets to win Hallhuber clothes voucher slammed (

“There is absolutely no reason to have half naked women running through the city in aid of the opening of a new store. It suggests women will do anything for a clothes voucher.”
Reddit GoneWild
Credit: Reddit LadyBytes

Reddit GoneWild, where girls, guys and couples pose nude and post amateur porn, for Bitcoins And Upvotes (

“The /r/gonewild, message board on Reddit is described as, ‘place for open-minded Adult Redditors to exchange their nude bodies for karma; showing it off in a comfortable environment without pressure’ There’s also a /r/girlsgonebitcoin subreddit where you can, ‘post your naughty bits and get tipped in a digital currency.’”

Recent/related stories:

Ray Harryhausen obituary

Ray Harryhausen obituary (

“Raymond Frederick Harryhausen, special effects creator and technician, born 29 June 1920; died 7 May 2013”
The Valley of Gwangi

As some readers may recall, The Valley of Gwangi is one of my favourite films of all time and the chewing up of Tia’s midget is a favoured idiom for when things are beyond recovery.

The Guardian’s Jonathan Jones put it succinctly that Ray Harryhausen matched JMW Turner for special effects genius (

“Like the great painters, Harryhausen was a visionary who brought the old myths back to life for a contemporary audience”
Jeff Koons

Jonathan Jones hails Jeff Koons, art’s king of pop continued reign at Manhattan’s Gagosian (

“What he does, of course, is to shock the tasteful and offend cultural hierarchies by mixing high and low, art and money, art and sex, in sculptures and paintings that are at once offensively ‘slick’ and bizarrely brilliant. Where Hirst has run out of ideas, Koons carries on being gleefully provocative. He is the art world’s true king of pop.”

Jeff Koons, most successful American artist since Warhol, so what’s the art world got against him? (

“Koons has made his name manufacturing toys for rich old boys—exacting pagan monuments to mass-culture triviality, like his stainless-steel balloon animals or vibrantly colored metallic Popeye, which he calls a self-portrait…”
Jeff Koons, “Woman in Tub”
Jeff Koons, “Woman in Tub” (
Credit: DAPD News Agency

Recent/related stories:

Adobe Mighty and Napoleon

Adobe previewed Projects Mighty and Napoleon, a digital pen and ruler for the iPad & iPhone (

“Both projects were shown connected to an iPad or iPhone using Bluetooth, and work with as yet unreleased apps designed specifically for the hardware, to provide new ways to create illustrations digitally.”
Adobe Mighty and Napoleon
Updated 28th September 2013.
“… Adobe’s not aiming to make money out of hardware. What Adobe does well is make software, and Mighty and Napoleon are a way to make that software work seamlessly with creative tools.”

Recent/related stories:

Adobe denies “free” CS2 downloads are a giveaway (Pick of the Week, 22nd January)
Wacom Inkling updated for Adobe CS6 and SketchBook Pro 6 (Pick of the Week, 3rd December 2012)
Microsoft prepares U-turn on Windows 8

Microsoft prepares U-turn on Windows 8 (

“Pressure has been building for Windows 8 PCs to launch the familiar desktop view when turned on—and to bring back the “start” button featured in the lower left corner of the screen in previous releases.”

I don’t know one person using it who isn‘t using some Start menu replacement.

Updated 30th May 2013.
“It’s unclear if the Start tip will be enough to quiet critics who are clamoring for the ease of use that comes with familiarity. The Start tip is a bit of a half-step toward a Start button. Microsoft seems to be giving a nod to its critics but not quite giving them all they had wanted.”
Updated 20th May 2013.
Updated 17th May 2013.
Story link changed.

Recent/related stories:

Microsoft touted Surface over content at Windows 8 launch (Pick of the Week, 30th October 2012)
Google eyeing up YouTube as the next Netflix with pay channels?

Google eyeing up YouTube as the next Netflix with pay channels? (

Is Google Glass missing one critical factor?

Is Google Glass missing one critical factor? (

“… Google Glass still doesn’t have a clear response to the one big question that all revolutionary products must answer: How does it make my life better?”

I dunno; We live in a very voyeuristic, vicarious era, that POV potential may well turn out to be it’s raison d’être.

Recent/related stories:

Google Glass won’t be welcome everywhere (Pick of the Week, 15th April)

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