Pick of the Week
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Here’s my grab-bag pick of last weeks best celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment sexiness, & just plain quirky stories and pictures. A weekly round-up for busy pervs! There’s pictures—reading optional.
Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and likely went out that window too.
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This weeks stories & pics
“The curvaceous singer was chatting to Good Morning America host Lara Spencer when she blurted out ‘my dress just popped’ and quickly placed her hands over her chest to cover her breasts.”
Sadly nothing actually popped out but Mimi was plenty curvy and cleavagey nonetheless! Here’s the pics (hawtcelebs.com).
“I had beautiful huge breasts and then I came to Hollywood and I was like I got to lose weight. I got to look thin and fit and I lost them a little bit.”
Curves enough for me, Amanda. Here she is displaying her epic pins at the Epic premiere in NYC (imgcelebs.info).
Jennifer Aniston stripped and slapped her ass in We’re The Millers (dailymail.co.uk).
“Jennifer, who plays a stripper in the film opposite Jason Sudeikis, is seen slapping her bottom while performing a strip tease to Mickey Avalon’s ‘Stroke Me.’.”
Here’s those ass-slappin’ pics a little larger (hotcelebshome.com).
“After weathering the storm of her sex scandal with Rupert Sanders last year, Kristen and Robert reportedly broke up for good over the weekend when he reportedly found text messages from her to the Snow White and The Huntsman director and became upset that they were still in contact.”
Kristen snapped leaping into a car matching Rupe’s the day Rob jetting out of L.A. couldn’t have helped either.
The question now though is was Katy Perry a factor? (entertainmentwise.com).
“It was reported earlier this year that Katy’s close friendship with Rob made Kristen insecure.”
“The 38-year-old actress shared the red carpet at The Great Gatsby premiere with the likes of Nicole Kidman and Carey Mulligan. But she made sure all eyes were on her, flashing her bare boobs under a sheer turquoise frock that failed to properly protect her assets.”
Irina Shayk All Is Lost premiere in Cannes (hotcelebshome.com).
All was nearly “out” too!
Mel B brought her booty out at Cannes (egotastic.com).
Damnit; why didn’t someone dare her to give the full moon there!
“How the f**k did I get like this?” she asks in an advert promoting the eight’s [sic] series of the popular show.
It might have been that time you didn’t get it up the bum, Kim—just a hunch.
Rihanna tweeted her ass from “Pour It Up” video shoot (thesun.co.uk).
“Rihanna uploaded the image—taken on the shoot for track Pour It Up—to her Instagram page writing ‘and that’s a #WRAP !!!!! #pouritupvideoshoot,’ before swiftly deleting it again.”
Ke$ha pulled a Paltrow at the Billboard Music Awards (thesuperficial.com) and…
Drank her own pee on My Crazy Beautiful Life (huffingtonpost.co.uk).
Lil Wayne signed Paris Hilton to his record label (dailymail.co.uk).
“… the rapper’s mentor Birdman confirmed the news via Twitter. He said: ‘Lil Wayne’s Cash Money family has a new member! Paris Hilton: RichgangRichgirl.’”
Begs the question of how much the Cash Money family’s fee was. Here’s a regal looking Paris at a cocktail reception at the Grisogono Party (hotcelebuzz.com).
Helen Flanagan showed some (animal) skin for PETA (celebrity.uk.msn.com).
“The 22-year-old Wag posed in London's Covent Garden to show off her brand new poster.”
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Amanda Bynes was arrested for bong-tossing (tmz.com).
“Amanda told the judge the bong cops say she threw out of her apartment window last night was ‘just a vase.’”
I claimed mine was just a rather large kazoo.
“In a rare interview with In Touch, the actress-turned-Twitter-sensation explained that she modeled her new style after famed stripper Blac Chyna.”
Much fun but still, if we are honest with ourself, I bet many of our have had an “Amanda moment” at some point in our life, so #GetWellSoonAmandaBynes.
Sadly, Amanda went on to slate Rihanna and Courtney Love Cobain (dailymail.co.uk) and then Chrissy Teigen (huffingtonpost.com) in an appaling manner on Twitter.
Credit and respect to both Courtney Love and Chrissy Teigen for choosing to not retaliate and asking her fans not to get involved in the situation. Some have voiced that Amanda may be trolling (thesuperficial.com). Perhaps it is a sad indication of how getting attention on Twitter, YouTube, or Facebook in actuality plays out. Perhaps Twitter should take the matter in hand as the escalating situation is certainly not in the interest of Amanda’s health.
I’ve certainly come to the conclusion that social media as a soapbox isn’t in the interests of many celebrity’s mental health.
Of course, I couldn’t let the innuendo here go without comment. Amanda suing the New York Police Department after recent arrest (digitalspy.co.uk)
“… then locked up overnight for coming home after a facial and working out with my trainer like the good girl that I am.”
Survey finds porn fans most want to see a Mila Kunis sex tape (socialitelife.com).
“The survey, conducted by porn purveyors XCritic.com and Vivid Entertainment …, put Kunis on top (sorry) with 38 percent of the vote.”
This poll has now been archived.
Candice Swanepoel got kitty-dominant for Vogue Australia (gotceleb.com).
Damon Lindelof was sorry you saw Alice Eve’s underwear in Star Trek Into Darkness (thesuperficial.com).
“We also had Kirk shirtless in underpants in both movies. Do not want to make light of something that some construe as mysogenistic [sic].”
You’ll end up apologising for having an arsehole in the end when Twitter trends your way. I’m suprised that he hasn’t had to apologise more to Benedict Cumberbatch’s legion of female fans for cutting his shower sequence (dailymail.co.uk).
Game of Thrones star says “no more” to show’s frequent nudity (thesun.co.uk).
“[Oona Chaplin] refused to name the actress but there has been speculation that it could be Emilia Clarke—who plays the former king’s daughter Daenerys Targaryen.”
So the dainty, fair-haired Mother of Dragons may not be showing her palookas anymore. Damn, that’s a shame! Oona herself is more keen, stating:
“I’m quite controversial when it comes to that because I adore women’s bodies. If it’s done in a beautiful way, in a way that honours the female form, then I’m always happy to see it.”
So am I, Oona, so am I! Here’s a clip of Oona’s ass from the series done in a most beautiful way and a reminder of what we may now be missing from Emilia Clarke (metacafe.com).
Arts, tech. & funnies
Virginity auction to turn into a reality TV show? (orange.co.uk).
“An Australian filmmaker who controversially auctioned off a Brazilian girl’s virginity for a documentary is turning the project into a reality TV show.”
“People are not all that aware that once something has been put out online, it’s almost always impossible to permanently erase, he went on.”
Yes, and having to show your real name to the world to Google Plus yourself helps does it?
“When he opened the box outdoors he discovered what looked like a nest of snakes.”
“"Google, Facebook, Twitter, Citibank, etc. offer Two-Step-Authentication,” wrote Dotcom, whose prior name is Kim Schmitz. “Massive IP infringement by US companies. My innovation. My patent.”
Perhaps someone in the past uploaded the specs to Megaupload. Oh, the irony.
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