Pick of the Week
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Here’s my grab-bag pick of last weeks best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A weekly round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.
Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, have a role available and certainly think Lindsay Lohan is Marilyn Monroe too.
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This weeks stories & pics
Rihanna instagrammed some artsy underboob selfies (huffingtonpost.com)…
Nearly slipped a lower lip on stage in Poland (egotastic.com)…
And a concert nipslip (hotcelebshome.com).
The piccie you are looking for there is this one. Thank you, RiRi!
Lady Gaga called for a gag order to block “harmful” lawsuit documents (guardian.co.uk).
“If certain information were released, her lawyers claimed, it would ‘inflict significant personal and professional harm upon’ the Poker Face star.”
The litigation between the talent scout and Gaga’s former collaborator Wendy Starland and former producer and boyfriend Rob Fusari it seems both are prepared to fire much Gaga ammo at each other at her expense to ensure a payout. Could it be proof of the bruited Gaga wiggerly clit-cock’s existance is waiting to be seen?
Here’s Gaga heading out in a bra and a skirt in NYC (gotceleb.com).
Rita Ora is Madge’s Material Girl (style.uk.msn.com)…
“Rita was hand-picked by Madonna and her mini-me to front the new campaign …, taking over from the label’s previous face, fellow Br-IT girl Georgia Jagger.”
And her bum at Yahoo! Wireless Festival become a Twitter trend (uk.omg.yahoo.com)
Here’ Rita in those tight lycra shorts in HQ!: Rita Ore—Yahoo! Wireless Festival 13th July 2013 (imgchili.net).
“I think Lohan has more natural acting talent than Monroe did, but, like Monroe, her weakness is her inability to fake it. She feels she must be experiencing an emotion in order to play it.”
I certainly agree with what he writes about the differences in studio systems the two actresses grew up in:
“It’s inconceivable that Monroe would have faced the legal troubles that have beset Lohan over the last five years. A star’s difficulties only became public when they were impossible to contain; until then, he or she was protected.”
Of course, as he notes, “respecting creative elders” was also a necessity in Monroe’s era, where the casting couch saw as much action as a back seat at a drive-in.
I’m sure sucking-off the director and studio elders carries on regardless for the starlet on-the-make or one attempting a come-back, as some unsuprisingly suggest—Lindsay Lohan blew Paul Schrader so hard he thinks she’s Marilyn Monroe now (thesuperficial.com)—but with Hollywood stars much more disposeable today, when crossing a wrong track they are more likely to get thrown under a passing bus that is no longer halted by studio roadblocks.
Jenni “J-Woww” Farley took her Goodyears to Vegas (egotastic.com).
Her penchant well known, did she bring him a stick-on beard?
Here’s Ke$ha arriving (gotceleb.com).
You can catch more piccies here (egotastic.com).
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Tulisa Contostavlos’s troubles havn’t bummed out Ibiza for her (hotcelebshome.com).
And turned 25 on Saturday; happy birthday Tulisa!
Heidi Klum burnt her bum, want’s you to see (thesuperficial.com).
Claudia Romani gave ass’tastic bikini candids in Miami (hotcelebshome.com)…
As did Sophie Turner at L.A.’s Hermosa Beach (gotceleb.com).
Helena Christensen showed off the body that made her famous, stripping naked for photo shoot (celebfwd.blogspot.co.uk).
A few in need of a role commenting on Twitter are fishing for one too it seems. Okay, what’s it all about (video.uk.msn.com).
Arts, tech. & funnies
The World Bodypainting Festival (uk.msn.com).
“The World Bodypainting Festival took place this weekend in Poertschach, Austria—the biggest annual event for the body painting culture and community. The festival brings together the best body painting artists and models from over 40 countries, as well as tens of thousands of visitors.”
Proof that art and nudity always has and likely always will go together.
Organised rhyme: Japan’s Yakuza releases poetry mag (thesun.co.uk).
“… times have become hard for Japan’s mafia and that they can no longer rely on their ‘brand’ to generate profitability in their operations”
As well as haiku it features fishing trip details by top members and board games strategies. You wait till you read the agony uncle column though!
“Among the rummaged, ransacked comic books lost to eternity were copies of Avengers #1 and early X-Men, prized by collectors and worth a mountain of clams, somewhere north of $20,000.”
First 3D printer available on UK high street (metro.co.uk).
From Maplin less;—but with a £700 price tag. I suspect you’ll soon be able to take your 3D blueprint to the store. Catch the video.
Charles Saatchi seeks an art deal with Nigella Lawson in divorce (telegraph.co.uk).
“Fiona Shackleton [Nigella’s lawyer and cousin] is going to look at what art he owns. It will be added into the matrimonial pot in the normal way. Just because it hangs in a gallery makes no difference.”
A fitting acrimonious end to a collection on which the “art world” has turned sour?
“[The] divorce will proceed on the undefended basis, the decree nisi is to be pronounced on 31 July, and neither party will be making any financial claims against the other”
So Charlie get’s to keep his unmade bed to eventually bequeath to the nation.
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Tags: Brandi Glanville, Claudia Romani, Heidi Klum, Helena Christensen, Iggy Azalea, Jenni J-Woww Farley, Kesha, Lady Gaga, Lindsay Lohan, Rihanna, Rita Ora, Sophie Turner, Tara Reid, Tulisa Contostavlos.
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