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Pick of the Week

15th July 2013

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of last weeks best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A weekly round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, have a role available and certainly think Lindsay Lohan is Marilyn Monroe too.

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This weeks stories & pics

Rihanna gives good concert oops
Rihanna can always be relied upon to give good concert oops.
Rihanna, artsy underboob

Rihanna instagrammed some artsy underboob selfies (…

Rihanna almost-oops pussy slip

Nearly slipped a lower lip on stage in Poland (…

Rihanna, Monaco concert nipslip

Gave braless see-thru candids in Monaco

And a concert nipslip (

The piccie you are looking for there is this one. Thank you, RiRi!

Recent/related stories:

RiRi slugged a fan with the microphone (Pick of the Week, 24th June)
Pick of the week: illustrated sexy celebrity entertainment and quirky stories
Pick of the week: illustrated sexy celebrity entertainment and quirky stories
Lady Gaga, gag order for lawsuit documents

Lady Gaga called for a gag order to block “harmful” lawsuit documents (

“If certain information were released, her lawyers claimed, it would ‘inflict significant personal and professional harm upon’ the Poker Face star.”

The litigation between the talent scout and Gaga’s former collaborator Wendy Starland and former producer and boyfriend Rob Fusari it seems both are prepared to fire much Gaga ammo at each other at her expense to ensure a payout. Could it be proof of the bruited Gaga wiggerly clit-cock’s existance is waiting to be seen?

Lady Gaga out in her bra, NYC

Here’s Gaga heading out in a bra and a skirt in NYC (

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Rita Ora picked for Madonna’s Material Girl clothing line

Rita Ora is Madge’s Material Girl (…

“Rita was hand-picked by Madonna and her mini-me to front the new campaign …, taking over from the label’s previous face, fellow Br-IT girl Georgia Jagger.”
Rita Ora, Yahoo! Wireless Festival

And her bum at Yahoo! Wireless Festival become a Twitter trend (

Here’ Rita in those tight lycra shorts in HQ!: Rita Ore—Yahoo! Wireless Festival 13th July 2013 (

Recent/related stories:

Rita Ora was a sporty sight out in L.A. (Pick of the Week, 24th June)
Lindsay Lohan, The Canyons

Lindsay Lohan’s unpredictable behaviour was exposed—and sympathised with—by The Canyons director Paul Schrader with Marilyn Monroe comparison (

“I think Lohan has more natural acting talent than Monroe did, but, like Monroe, her weakness is her inability to fake it. She feels she must be experiencing an emotion in order to play it.”

I certainly agree with what he writes about the differences in studio systems the two actresses grew up in:

“It’s inconceivable that Monroe would have faced the legal troubles that have beset Lohan over the last five years. A star’s difficulties only became public when they were impossible to contain; until then, he or she was protected.”

Of course, as he notes, “respecting creative elders” was also a necessity in Monroe’s era, where the casting couch saw as much action as a back seat at a drive-in.

I’m sure sucking-off the director and studio elders carries on regardless for the starlet on-the-make or one attempting a come-back, as some unsuprisingly suggest—Lindsay Lohan blew Paul Schrader so hard he thinks she’s Marilyn Monroe now (—but with Hollywood stars much more disposeable today, when crossing a wrong track they are more likely to get thrown under a passing bus that is no longer halted by studio roadblocks.

Recent/related stories:

LiLo entered the Betty Ford Center for rehab (Pick of the Week, 7th May)
Teaser trailer for The Canyons (Pick of the Week, 15th October 2012).
J-Woww, Bikini Invitational at the Hard Rock’s Rehab Pool lounge

Jenni “J-Woww” Farley took her Goodyears to Vegas (

Recent/related stories:

J-Woww duct-taped her boobs for NOH8 (Pick of the Week, 5th March)
J-Woww’s ass rang in the New Year in Times Square (Pick of the Week, 7th January)
Ke$ha arriving for radio interview

Ke$ha turned up for radio interview in see-thru top and sheer stockings to flirt with young Harry Styles (

Her penchant well known, did she bring him a stick-on beard?

Here’s Ke$ha arriving (

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Iggy Azalea leaving BBC radio studios

Iggy Azalea gave some cheek and tongue leaving BBC radio studios (

Brandi Glanville was drunk and letting it all hang out

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Brandi Glanville was drunk and letting it all hang out (

You can catch more piccies here (

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Tulisa Contostavlos, Ibiza

Tulisa Contostavlos’s troubles havn’t bummed out Ibiza for her (

And turned 25 on Saturday; happy birthday Tulisa!

Updated 17th November 2013: link changed.

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Heidi Klum, sunburnt bum

Heidi Klum burnt her bum, want’s you to see (

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Claudia Romani, bikini candids, Miami

Claudia Romani gave ass’tastic bikini candids in Miami (…

Sophie Turner, Hermosa Beach

As did Sophie Turner at L.A.’s Hermosa Beach (

Recent/related stories:

Claudia Romani was hula hooping hot on Miami Beach (Pick of the Week, 15th April)
Claudia Romani flashed her bare bottom (Pick of the Week, 19th March)
Helena Christensen, naked for photo shoot

Helena Christensen showed off the body that made her famous, stripping naked for photo shoot (

Tara Reid is up for a Sharknado sequel after the brilliantly ridiculous movie’s surprise success (

A few in need of a role commenting on Twitter are fishing for one too it seems. Okay, what’s it all about (

Updated 29th July 2013.

Recent/related stories:

Drunken Tara Reid takes down a parked scooter (Pick of the Week, 17th September 2012)

Arts, tech. & funnies

The World Bodypainting Festival

The World Bodypainting Festival (

“The World Bodypainting Festival took place this weekend in Poertschach, Austria—the biggest annual event for the body painting culture and community. The festival brings together the best body painting artists and models from over 40 countries, as well as tens of thousands of visitors.”

Proof that art and nudity always has and likely always will go together.

Recent/related stories:

Nude body paint samba dancing at Brazil’s Rio carnival (Latina Pick of the Week, 13th February)
Yakuza release poetry magazine

Organised rhyme: Japan’s Yakuza releases poetry mag (

“… times have become hard for Japan’s mafia and that they can no longer rely on their ‘brand’ to generate profitability in their operations”

As well as haiku it features fishing trip details by top members and board games strategies. You wait till you read the agony uncle column though!

Recent/related stories:

World’s most fearsome female gangsters (Pick of the Week, 23rd April)
Kim Kardashian’s ass in spandex roused poetry and more! (Pick of the Week, 12th November 2012)
Rare comics destroyed in papier-mache sculpture

Papier-mache sculpture artist Andrew Vickers finds abandoned comics, makes statue, mistakenly destroys Avengers #1 (

“Among the rummaged, ransacked comic books lost to eternity were copies of Avengers #1 and early X-Men, prized by collectors and worth a mountain of clams, somewhere north of $20,000.”


Recent/related stories:

First 3D printer available on UK high street

First 3D printer available on UK high street (

From Maplin less;—but with a £700 price tag. I suspect you’ll soon be able to take your 3D blueprint to the store. Catch the video.

Recent/related stories:

Tracey Emin’s My Bed

Charles Saatchi seeks an art deal with Nigella Lawson in divorce (

“Fiona Shackleton [Nigella’s lawyer and cousin] is going to look at what art he owns. It will be added into the matrimonial pot in the normal way. Just because it hangs in a gallery makes no difference.”

A fitting acrimonious end to a collection on which the “art world” has turned sour?

Updated 15th July 2013.
“[The] divorce will proceed on the undefended basis, the decree nisi is to be pronounced on 31 July, and neither party will be making any financial claims against the other”

So Charlie get’s to keep his unmade bed to eventually bequeath to the nation.

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Tags: Brandi Glanville, Claudia Romani, Heidi Klum, Helena Christensen, Iggy Azalea, Jenni J-Woww Farley, Kesha, Lady Gaga, Lindsay Lohan, Rihanna, Rita Ora, Sophie Turner, Tara Reid, Tulisa Contostavlos.


Illustrations, paintings, and cartoons featuring caricatured celebrities are intended purely as parody and fantasised depictions often relating to a particular news story, and often parodying said story and the media and pop cultural representation of said celebrity as much as anything else. Who am I really satirising? Read more.

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