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Pick of the Week

15th August 2013

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of last weeks best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A weekly round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and thank RiRi immensely for ever-indulging my celebrity tongue fetish.

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This weeks (very late) stories & pics

Lady Gaga—Upherarse Method
Lady Gaga moving on from the Abramovic to the more PoMo Upherarse Method.

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Lady Gaga nude for Abramovic Method

Lady Gaga got totally nude and somewhat primal for the “Abramovic Method” (

“Lady Gaga spent three days at a retreat in upstate New York learning the Abramovic Method, ‘a series of exercises designed to heighten participants’ awareness of their physical and mental experience….’”

Yeah, I normally have to take something to get all primal like that and then I have to put up with things running up and down the walls.

The video is part of a campaign designed to raise funds for a building which will act as an interdisciplinary performance and education centre for “grandmother of performance art” Marina Abramovic. It is also of course Gaga getting all Warholian for ARTPOP’s November release.


The video provoked Twitter indignation from serious mouse-masked muso Deadmau5:

“What the actual fuck? If some idiot howls in the woods and noones around, does it make a sound? MYTH BUSTED.”

The tweet was later removed after her Little Monsters caught his bollocks in a mousetrap after tempting him with a piece of attention cheese.

If she’s gonna keep getting her minge out Mama Monster can get as avant-garde as she bloody well likes as far as I‘m concerned.

Here’s the uncensored nudity stills ( and the video in high-def (

Updated 29th August 2013.
“Speaking to the New York Times, Abramovic explained her motivation behind the Marina Abramovic Institute: ‘…It was a very intense experience; it’s not a painting or a sculpture, but an emotional event, and all these people felt it,’ she said.”

Oh, they felt it alright, it’s amazing what a bit of primal minge can do for a project!

Nicki Minaj Twitter tittie selfie

Nicki Minaj tweeted a tittie selfie (

Recent/related stories:

Nicki Minaj twerked in the pool (Pick of the Week, 22nd July)
Rihanna, Barbados’ Kadooment Day Parade

Rihanna put the carnal in carnival at Barbados’ Kadooment Day Parade (

Recent/related stories:

RiRi’s nipples point the way in West Hollywood (Pick of the Week, 5th August)
Claudia Romani beach bikini photoshoot

Claudia Romani gave a beach bikini photoshoot (

Recent/related stories:

Claudia Romani was hula hooping hot on Miami Beach (Pick of the Week, 15th April)
Courtney Stodden, Chateau Marmont

Courtney Stodden posed with her chest bowling balls (and dad Doug) at Chateau Marmont (

Recent/related stories:

Courtney Stodden’s got two bowling balls (Pick of the Week, 22nd July)
Courtney Stodden showed off her new DD’s (Pick of the Week, 24th June)
Joanna Krupa gave candid tittie

Joanna Krupa gave candid tittie (

Recent/related stories:

Joanna Krupa went topless poolside in Miami (Pick of the Week, 3rd July)
Princess Beatrice, St. Tropez

Britain’s Princess Beatrice gave bikini booty in St. Tropez (

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Amanda Seyfried topless in Lovelace

First look at Amanda Seyfried’s titties in Lovelace (

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Arts, tech. & funnies

Light up bras

Headlamps on: Electric Styles create a range of light up bras (

“The rave-tastic brassieres come in six different styles, including Too Sexy, Drive 'Em Crazy and the swirly Hypnotized (probably our favourite, if we had to choose).”

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Mother and daughter two-for-one prostitution

Mother and daughter arrested for offering two-for-one prostitution (

“Romona Ramoutar, 43, and her 24-year-old daughter, Daniella Sinanan, told told prospective customers that their family combo would ‘rock your world’.”
The Lady of Shalott by John William Waterhouse

Works of art are coming to a billboard near you in the UK (

“It is all part of the Art Everywhere campaign which has managed to persuade the owners of billboards all over to donate some of their prime advertising spaces for free.”

Fuel3D is the first 3D image capture scanner for under £700 (

“The small handheld device uses pre-calibrated stereo cameras and photometric imaging to capture both an object’s shape and color down to 250 microns.”

Recent/related stories:

First 3D printer available on UK high street (Pick of the Week, 15th july)

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Tags: Amanda Seyfried, Claudia Romani, Courtney Stodden, Joanna Krupa, Lady Gaga, Nicki Minaj, Princess Beatrice, Rihanna.


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