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Pick of the week

Pick of the Week

27th August 2013

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of last weeks best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A weekly round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and, status update, have just mooned someone in a Subaru Impreza at the Daneholes roundabout.

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Last weeks best stories & pics




Miley Cyrus—trashy tongue
Miley Cyrus freely admits her long, long tongue is capable of some very trashy things. Hurrah!
Demi Lovato nude pictures for sale

Demi Lovato nude pictures up for sale (celebslam.celebuzz.com).

“So not only does this guy have nude pics of Demi, but he also claims that she’s bisexual”

With friends like that, huh, Demi? The seller sings a kinky tune about supposed betrayal but turned down already by RadarOnline and still only in talks with others, must be asking one helluva price, someone somewhere smells something that isn’t Demi’s or her friends bare beaver, or even if it is they are not wishing to get sued publishing it.

Recent/related stories:

Is Demi Lovato next to get axed from The X Factor? (Latina Pick of the Week, 31st December 2012)
Pick of the week: illustrated sexy celebrity entertainment and quirky stories
Toni Braxton concert oops

Oops! Toni Braxton bared her bum to New Jersey concert-goers (thesuperficial.com).


Updated 2nd September 2013.
Here’s some stills (muratozkent.com).

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Miley Cyrus, Teen Choice Awards 2013

Miley Cyrus admitted she’s “white trash”, gives Liam Hemsworth a boner in her Hungry Hungry Hippo onesie (uk.omg.yahoo.com).

“Revealing how she’d describe the transformation she recently told MTV: ‘You can just mix white trash and Chanel, that’s me. That’s my ultimate look.’”

I’m not one for labels, nor for reappropriation of them, but when it’s not rhinestones glittering on your trailer in that park I guess you can say what you damn well like about yourself in riposte to media and social network disparagement while poking that incredibly long tongue out.

Miley Cyrus, Toluca Lake studio

Here’s Miley looking leggy in shorts arriving at Toluca Lake studio (gotceleb.com).

Recent/related stories:

Miley Cyrus poked it out for Terry Richardson (Pick of the Week, 19th August)
Cheryl Cole’s back and buttocks tattoo

Cheryl Cole’s huge rose back tattoo covers her whole bum too (uk.msn.com).

“A rose etching spreading across her buttocks and lower back, the picture reveals Cheryl’s latest tattoo—one we’ve only seen tiny snippets of before.”

Blimey! I’m surprised she could sit down for a week. As wrote, the tattoo artist Nikko Hurtado shared his awesome work with piccies on Twitter. He neglected to show the ring of thorns he’d tattooed around her bumhole though.

You can catch a better look at those pictures and move here (imgchili.net).

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Courtney Stodden, Celebrity Big Brother UK

Can Courtney Stodden’s bowling balls rescue Celebrity Big Brother UK? (uk.msn.com).

Here she is presenting her assets (gotceleb.com).

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Farrah Abraham, Crazy Horse III Gentlemen’s Club

Farrah Abraham paraded her non-porn boobies at Crazy Horse III Gentlemen’s Club (gotceleb.com).

Recent/related stories:

Farrah Abraham got knocked back by Playboy (Pick of the Week, 22nd July)
Emily Shaw naked

FHM Girlfriend Emily Shaw got naked (hotcelebshome.com, dead link, apologies).


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Lady Gaga, the next Warhol?

Lady Gaga claimed Perez Hilton is stalking her (uk.msn.com)…

“The Applause singer went public with her feud after a fan claimed on Twitter they had seen Perez at her apartment.”

And wants to be the next Warhol (theguardian.com).

“Gaga, 27, is setting out ‘to alter the human experience with social media’ and to ‘bring art culture into pop in a reverse Warholian expedition’.”

If it means she’s gonna get her minge out in more primal performance stuff I’m all for it.

Lady Gaga, old school Cadillac

Here’s Gaga making a show of getting into her old school Cadillac (gotceleb.com).

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Arts, tech. & funnies

Ali Ferzat

Ali Ferzat, cartoonist in exile (theguardian.com).

“The 62-year-old Syrian artist is now living in Kuwait after being attacked for drawing satirical cartoons of President Bashar al-Assad.”

They broke the poor chaps hands. You can catch some of Ali’s inspiring work here.

Wacom Creative Stylus

Wacom Creative Stylus turns an iPad into a Cintiq (digitalartsonline.co.uk).

“The Intuos Creative Stylus … allows you to draw on an iPad with 2,048 levels of pressure sensitivity, the same as on the Cintiq and Intuos lines.”

Recent/related stories:

Wacom Inkling updated for Adobe CS6 and SketchBook Pro 6 (Pick of the Week, 3rd December 2012)
Google self-driving car

Google will build a self-driving car (msn.com).

“The company is thought to be considering how it would sell the vehicles, as well as a ‘robo-taxi’ service that picks up passengers on demand. Allegedly, it wants to sell self-driving vehicles to individuals too, making them widely available to all consumers.”

I imagine it pumps Google+ with intriguing status updates of your journey like “just passed the Co-op on Lodge Lane” while feeding you AdWords in the back seat.

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£40,000 speaking clock bill for MOD

£40,000 speaking clock bill for MOD (uk.msn.com).

“An MoD spokesman said: ‘A ban was introduced to our newest telephone network, but due to a technical error with an environmental monitoring system there has been some inadvertent spending on the speaking clock which has now been stopped.‘”

Blimey! You’d think in this day and age they’d have a better way of synchronizing watches.

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Tags: Cheryl Cole, Courtney Stodden, Demi Lovato, Emily Shaw, Farrah Abraham, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, Toni Braxton.