Tip: Please give your vote in at least one Picks Poll to enable search results. Thank you.
Search for phrase rather than keywords
Pick of the week

Pick of the Week

10th September 2013

Page: prev. | 1 | next

Here’s my grab-bag pick of last weeks best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A weekly round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and are likely auditioning for their part in Fifty Shades of Grey right now!

No responsibility is taken for the content of any external websites to which links may lead. All links are verified safe with McAfee Site Advisor when posted. Some sites linked to may feature advertisements. If ads are problematic you could try Adblock Plus for Chrome or Firefox. Please be aware that some sites depend upon ads to cover their hosting costs.

Last weeks best stories & pics

Pick of the week: illustrated sexy celebrity entertainment and quirky stories
Lady Gaga hairless vagina

Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton dug his claws in Lady Gaga over nude photos as their feud continued (

“Hilton wrote: ‘.@LadyGaGa really loves getting fully naked! And it looks like she doesn’t have any hair on her vagina HERE.’”
Lady Gaga, Abramovic Method

Ummm, we know, Perez, we saw the full Gaga bare box deal in her Abramovic Method primal performance weeks back, and, yup, many really liked it.

Lady Gaga, V magazine

You can catch the new piccies from Lady Gaga’s V magazine shoot here ( and catch those already released, including the bald Gaga lady nest one Perez is ruffling his feathers about here.

Lady Gaga, braless candids, London

And here’s Gaga still busy channeling Andy Warhol’s Jungian anima in some braless see-thru candids in London (

Recent/related stories:

Oh yeah, Lady Gaga did a thing at the VMA’s too (Pick of the Week, 5th September)
Rihanna, braless candids NYC

Rihanna gave braless see-thru candids arriving at her hotel in NYC (

Cricky! Those are some huge hoops.

Recent/related stories:

RiRi’s nipples point the way in West Hollywood (Pick of the Week, 5th August)
Lindsay Lohan, cleavage candids, NYC

Lindsay Lohan gave freckled ginger jugg cleavage in NYC (

Recent/related stories:

LiLo flaked The Canyons at Venice Film Festival (Pick of the Week, 5th September)
The Canyons comes in for first reviews (Pick of the Week, 5th August)
Christina Aguilera, Maxim magazine

Christina Aguilera gave some red hot kinda love for October’s Maxim (

Updated 18th September 2013.
Christina Aguilera, Maxim magazine photoshoot

You can catch the making-of video clip here ( or here (, 9.52MB | 00:40 | MP4). Preview image (Picasa).

Please note: file has not been uploaded by me, nor do I take responsibility for it. I’m just saving you a search.

Recent/related stories:

Xtina wrote a lengthy tribute letter to her fans (Latina Pick of the Week, 6th September)

Emma Watson let the old chaps see her tummy at the GQ Men of the Year Awards (

Recent/related stories:

Emma Watson was urbane for GQ (Pick of the Week, 2nd July)
Hayden Panettiere in bikini in Florida

Hayden Panettiere’s bikini revealed her vanishing misspelt “live without regrets” tattoo (

You can catch those Hayden bikini piccies in HQ here (

Updated 17th November 2013: image link changed.

Recent/related stories:

Anja Rubik, Industrie magazine

Polish supermodel Anja Rubik got artsy nude for Industrie (

Info: Anja Rubik (
Miranda Kerr, Mademoiselle C premiere

Miranda Kerr gave lacy see-thru nipplage at Mademoiselle C premiere in NYC (

Recent/related stories:

Miranda Kerr posed as Cicciolina for V magazine (Pick of the Week, 5th September)
Amber Meade bikini oops

Bad Girls Club’s Amber Meade had some bikini bottom pullage oops in Hawaii (

.:: Top column 2 ::.
Xtina, red hot kinda love
Xtina back with some red hot kinda love!
Courtney Stodden Celebrity Big Brother boobs

Yup, Courtney Stodden rolled out her bowling balls on Celebrity Big Brother (…

Worried Doug Hutchison

Likely booking dad Doug in for a triple bypass (

“The 53-year-old had a really hard time watching the show earlier this week when Stodden opened up and admitted she was worried she might not need to depend on him any more.”

Recent/related stories:

Dakota Johnson

Emma Watson Mila Kunis Alexis Bledel Dakota Johnson and Charlie Hunnam cast in Fifty Shades of Grey movie (

Fans demand Alexis Bledel And Matt Bomer be recast in roles ( Meanwhile, you’ll find it on that not-quite top shelf at the straight-to-DVD store.

Dakota Johnson, Cymbeline

Here’s Dakota in her panties on the set of Cymbeline (

Updated 26th November 2013.
Fifty Shades of Grey movie: First picture of Jamie and Dakota revealed
Updated 24th October 2013.
Charlie Hunnam
“The filmmakers of Fifty Shades Of Grey and Charlie Hunnam have agreed to find another male lead given Hunnam’s immersive TV schedule which is not allowing him time to adequately prepare for the role of Christian Grey.”

In other words he was he was under the impression he was gonna be spreading Alexis Bledel on the bar too.

Jamie Dornan

It looks like Irish actor and model Jamie Dornan is set to take his place (

Recent/related stories:

Arts, culture, & tech.

Cameron Bay tested positive for HIV in early August

Was US porn industry shutdown responsible for disappointing job figures in the US? (

“The movie and entertainment industry shed 22,000 jobs over the period, and though figures for specific sectors of the business are not available, experts believe the 12-week shutdown of porn production [after actress Cameron Bay tested positive for HIV] may have caused the job losses.”

So it was widely speculated and reported then redacted as more morally responsible statistics were juggled in. The truth is porn is big industry. The question is would mandatory condom use prevent harm more than a greater degree of cultural acceptance of that industry instead of sweeping it under the moral carpet when such occurs?

Sincere best wishes, Cameron Bay.

Updated 18th September 2013.
“Before the moratorium, adult film actors were required to test monthly for sexually transmitted infections. Now, they’ll have to get tested every 14 days.”
Updated 11th September 2013.
“Diane Duke, head of the Free Speech Coalition, a trade association for the adult entertainment industry, cast doubt on reports a fourth actor had tested positive … ‘There is no evidence of a fourth case’ Ms Duke said … ‘This announcement seems to be political posturing by AHF [( Aids Healthcare Foundation)]. Last month they announced a syphilis outbreak in the adult film industry when in reality not one performer had syphilis.’ ”

A mouthful for political thought there for those who campaign to ban it: “The US porn industry is thought to be worth more than $13 billion (£8.2 billion) a year.” Now estimate the number of jobs.

Recent/related stories:

Porn websites viewed regularly inside UK parliament (Pick of the Week, 5th September)
The Fright by John Bellany

John Bellany obituary (

“His career was dominated by the circumstances of his own turbulent life: the act of painting, in which he employed a personal language at once realist, expressionist and surrealist, enabled him to overcome alcoholism and survive several near-death episodes.”

Catch snaps & stories for next month’s picks daily in latest picks.

Have a story for Pick of the Month?

If we are in touch I’d be very grateful if you’d send it along.

Page: prev. | 1 | next

Tags: Amber Meade, Anja Rubik, Christina Aguilera, Courtney Stodden, Dakota Johnson, Emma Watson, Hayden Panettiere, Lady Gaga, Lindsay Lohan, Miranda Kerr, Rihanna.


Illustrations, paintings, and cartoons featuring caricatured celebrities are intended purely as parody and fantasised depictions often relating to a particular news story, and often parodying said story and the media and pop cultural representation of said celebrity as much as anything else. Who am I really satirising? Read more.

Privacy policy

No cookies, ad and tracker free. Read more.