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Pick of the week

Pick of the Week

19th September 2013

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of last weeks best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A weekly round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and likely retiring my tongue poking too.

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Last weeks best stories & pics

Pick of the week: illustrated sexy celebrity entertainment and quirky stories
Pick of the week: illustrated sexy celebrity entertainment and quirky stories
Miley Cyrus, Wrecking Ball

Miley Cyrus got naked on a Wrecking Ball (

Yup, there is a nipple shot ( You can download the “wrecking Ball” video here (

Miley Cyrus sucking foam finger

She went on to suck the foam finger and twerk with a dwarf (…

Miley Cyrus retiring tongue poking

But has decided to retire her tongue poking (

“They’re all doing it, but it’s getting a little old. I’m going to have to retire it!”
Rihanna tongue poking

Oh, damnit, I’m gonna miss that! Still, Rihanna is still at it (celebritytonguedigest

Recent/related stories:

Miley Cyrus twerked the VMA’s (Pick of the Week, 5th September)
Miley Cyrus poked it out for Terry Richardson (Pick of the Week, 19th August)
Britney Spears on Work Bitch set

Britney Spears showed off bikini body on “Work Bitch” music video set (…

But was saddened by low-quality on-line leak a day ahead of release (

Actually though an on set, on stage, or indeed on anywhere or anything a leak from Britney is no suprise at all.

Britney Spears on set derriere

Looking good in her shared behind-the-scenes snap but Britney’s derrière came in for some stick in some quarters: Britney’s ass is hanging at around 6 o’clock (

Britney Spears on set derriere

Hmmm. Here’s a better view (

If you’d like to give Britney’s bum some stick—in either a positive or negative sense—you can share your opinion on the love-hate relationship with her derrière poll. Vote here.

Britney Spears Work Bitch

You can download the “Work Bitch” video in HQ here (, 122MB | 1920x1080 | 03:54 | MP4). Preview image.

Please note: file has not been uploaded by me, nor do I take responsibility for it. I’m just saving you a search.
Updated 25th October 2013.
Britney Spears, Work Bitch original?
“The shots, released by HOAX Films—the visual effects studio who worked on the video—seem to show Britney displaying a thicker waist and chunkier thighs before the film was edited.”

Well, she did for that Candie’s shoot a few years back and had the honesty to release the original pics herself.

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Dina Lohan mugshot

Lindsay Lohan’s mother Dina was arrested for drink driving and speeding (

“Dina’s blood alcohol level was found to be .2, which is more than twice the legal limit of .08….”

I guess not being able to get free ice cream ( finally got too much for Dina.

Lindsay Lohan braless sideboob

Here’s LiLo visiting mom with some big ginger jugg braless sideboob (

Recent/related stories:

LiLo gave freckled ginger jugg cleavage in NYC (Pick of the Week, 10th September)
LiLo flaked The Canyons at Venice Film Festival (Pick of the Week, 5th September)
Charlotte Crosby, Celebrity Big Brother

Geordie Shore star Charlotte Crosby won Celebrity Big Brother (…

Courtney Stodden’s purple boobs

Courtney Stodden’s chesty bowling balls didn’t—but although their exposure was no surprise their changing colour puzzled viewers (

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Cara Delevingne: “I want to behave more like a boy”

Cara Delevingne claimed she’s “done” with boys as they “only care about their willies” (

“She told Industrie magazine: I’m done with boys, they’re so annoying, all they care about is their willies. I want to behave more like a boy.”

I’m guessing that means new BFF RiRi is getting that strapon up the bum tonight!

Former wifey Rita Ora was seen hand-in-hand at the DKNY 25 Birthday Bash in NYC with Australian rapper Iggy Azalea. Making Cara jealous? Iggy Azalea DKNY Birthday Bash Ouch! Prepare for that 16" strapon monster tonight, RiRi!

Here’s Iggy Azalea DKNY Birthday Bash (

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Britney Bum
Has Britney Spears derrière ever escaped raising comments and more? Share your opinion on the love-hate relationship with her derrière poll. Vote here.
Lady Gaga likes girls

Lady Gaga likes girls! (

“Clutching onto a glass of pinot grigio wine [on Watch What Happens Live], the controversial singer proceeded to go into graphic detail about her penchant for the same sex.”

Dismissing that people may just think she’s being shocking Gaga averred “I actually do like pussy. It just depends on whose pussy it is” but then covered the other base by adding it’s “similar to how I feel about guys” (cocks I suppose).

Wise words: there’s nothing more embarrassing than taking a liking to a pussy, bringing her home only to find out Lady Gaga, Watch What Happens Live she’s not attached to who you thought.

Here’s Gaga waxing clam on the show (

Recent/related stories:

Oh yeah, Lady Gaga did a thing at the VMA’s too (Pick of the Week, 5th September)
Pretty Reckless tour poster

Taylor Momsen grabbed her tittie on Pretty Reckless tour poster (

Recent/related stories:

Helen Flanagan topless for The Sun

Helen Flanagan got topless for The Sun (

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Arts, culture, tech. & funnies

Pizza for boobs

Illinois pizzeria caused fuss offering free pizza to women who flash their boobs (

“Drew’s Pizza offered free meals to any woman who bared her chest to employees of the branch.”

Taking the offer to Twitter caused the salami to hit the fan as there’s nothing more that tweeters love than an opportunity for outcry, forcing them to take down their Twitter and Facebook pages. No mention of whether a flash of co-ed tittie can still get a free deep-crust at branch though.

Recent/related stories:

Woman begs on the roadside for bigger boobs (Pick of the Week, 19th August)
Customers flock to Australian topless barber shop (Pick of the Week, 23rd April)

Batwoman comic creators up in arms as her lesbian wedding is called off (

“Two writers of the infamous Batwoman comic books resigned last week, following their fury after a debate about the feisty character’s lesbian wedding.”

Recent/related stories:

Superman celebrated his 75! (Pick of the Week, 23rd April)
DC Comics revitalised Latin superhero (Latina Pick of the Week, 6th March)
Sunset at Montmajour by Van Gogh

Long-lost Van Gogh painting found in attic revealed as authentic (

“Museum director Axel Ruger described the discovery as ‘exceptional.’ It marks the first full-size Van Gogh unearthed since 1928.”

Recent/related stories:

Voyager 1

Voyager 1 has left the Solar System (

“The Voyager 1 space probe has become the first human made object to leave the Solar System and is now travelling through interstellar space, according to new research.”

Still a few years until Voyager 6 disappears through a black hole, becomes V’Ger, comes looking for its creator but finds William Shatner instead.

Recent/related stories:

Public granted permission to name planets and moons (Pick of the Week, 19th August)

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Tags: Britney Spears, Cara Delevingne, Charlotte Crosby, Courtney Stodden, Helen Flanagan, Iggy Azalea, Lady Gaga, Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus, Rihanna, Taylor Momsen.


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