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Pick of the Week

8th December 2013

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of last week’s fortnight’s best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A weekly round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and thinks he likely didn’t come for just a frosty mince pie.

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Last week’s fortnight’s best stories & pics

To rein in what has become an ever increasing lateness coming up to the festive season, this week’s Pick of the Week is a bumper edition of picks from the past two weeks.

Kate Moss Playboy 60th anniversary issue

Kate Moss’ 60th anniversary Playboy spread finally arrived! (

“In honor of the magazine’s 60th anniversary, Kate poses for what the mag calls an ‘unprecedented’ 18-page spread….”
Kate Moss Playboy 60th anniversary issue

You can catch Kate’s spread here (

Recent/related stories:

Kate Moss gave see-thru nipplege in Milan (Pick of the Week, 24th September)
Mariah Carey, Rockefeller Center tree lighting

Mariah Carey’s Xmas baps lit the tree at Rockefeller Center (

Updated 1st July 2015.

Link dead. Apologies.

Recent/related stories:

Mimi gave for 4th July (Pick of the Week, 4th July)
Mimi’s breasts want you to know it’s almost Christmas (Pick of the Week, 3rd December 2012)
Kelly Brook, Love magazine’s advent 2013 video

Kelly Brook gave a snowman an icicle boner for XXXmas Love(

Updated 1st July 2015.

Link dead. Apologies.

Recent/related stories:

Miley Cyrus, AMA performance

Giant lip-synching space pussy was made to perform with Miley Cyrus at the American Music Awards (

Note how it was made to copy her tongue poking too.

Miley Cyrus, AMA performance

Here’s those AMA performance piccies in HQ ( and more after-show tongue pokeage and under blazer bare-boobage (

Updated 1st July 2015.

Link dead. Apologies.

Minor disaster came to light however when it was discovered her home had been burgled the night before her 21st birthday and few nights previous (

“Police have confirmed the singer’s house was broken into on Friday—with property taken, according to Us Magazine”

Crikey! Not the iconic foam finger! NooOooo!

Further bad news as Miley pipped to the post for TIME magazine’s person of the year by Egyptian general who ousted former President Mohamed Morsi, Abdel Fattah el-Sisi (

Abdel Fattah el-Sisi
“Abdel Fattah el-Sisi won the prestigious title with 26.2 per cent (449,596) of the popular vote after overtaking the Wrecking Ball singer thanks to a last-minute groundswell of support from his homeland.”

Abdel is currently planning his celebrations with his own wrecking balls.

Miley rounded it all off with a festive VMAesque Santa up the bum KIIS FM’s Jingle Ball performance in L.A. (

Miley Cyrus KIIS FM’s Jingle Ball performance in L.A.
“Twerking up against the very bad Santa, the 21-year-old singer grinded away as the fun festive character grinned in delight”

Here’s those festive Miley Jingle Ball piccies (

Updated 1st July 2015.

Link dead. Apologies.

Recent/related stories:

Miley Cyrus would rather be naked than cry (Pick of the Week, 7th November)
Lady Gaga Candy bush

Lady Gaga got transversal, showed her bush for Candy (…

Updated 1st July 2015.

Link dead. Apologies.

Lady Gaga, AMA performance

Gave a presidential performance at the American Music Awards

Lady Gaga, AMA after-show

And rode in on a PoMo pantomime stallion for the after-show (

Recent/related stories:

Lady Gaga and Jeff Koons logomark on USA Today (Pick of the Week, 22nd November)
Lady Gaga likes girls! (Pick of the Week, 19th September)
Rita Ora birthday panty flash

Oops! Rita Ora almost flashed her Box at her 70’s themed birthday party (

“But while the outfit turned heads, it did so for all the wrong reasons as she inadvertently flashed her white nickers [sic] after climbing out of her cab.”

Not hiding a curly 70’s bush underneath, propelling the excitable Mail member to shoot a matching ghost load with an outline remarkably reminiscent of one of Cara Delevingne’s wooly hats onto the pavement.

Rita Ora birthday bash at Box nightclub

Here’s those pics and more in HQ (

Rita went on to spark a furious 50 Shades fan fury cat o’ nine tails Twitter flogging for confirmed casting as Christian’s sister Mia in the ever-upcoming Fifty Shades of Grey film (

“One commentator on Twitter suggested the makers of the film are desperate for names after relative unknowns (Jamie Dornan as Grey, Dakota Johnson as Anastacia Steele) were cast in the lead roles, saying: ‘They’re SO desperate for names! … Script must be baaad.’”

Certainly seems so—#StraightToDVD. I’ve a fury for Rita Ora though so might get a watch after all!

Rita Ora, 2013 British fashion awards

Here’s Rita giving some big B cup boobage at the 2013 British fashion awards (

Updated 1st July 2015.

Link dead. Apologies.

Recent/related stories:

Awwh! Rita Ora and Cara Delevingne are BFF again (Pick of the Week, 9th October)
Eliza Doolittle, Winter Whites Gala

Eliza Doolittle’s pins aim to give many a sticky white Christmas at Winter Whites Gala in London (

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, British Fashion Awards nip slip

Oops! Rosie Huntington-Whiteley fashionably slipped a nip at the British Fashion Awards (

Recent/related stories:

Christina Aguilera, American Music Awards

Christina Aguilera, American Music Awards in Los Angeles (

Recent/related stories:

Xtina sparkled with “How I Feel” on The Voice (Pick of the Week, 14th November)
Xtina gave some red hot kinda love for October’s Maxim (Pick of the Week, 10th September)
Pixie Lott, Radio Live Birmingham

Pixie Lott flashed her knickers at Radio Live Birmingham—pity those who were only listening (

Updated 1st July 2015.

Link dead. Apologies.

Recent/related stories:

Pixie Lott gave tummy at BBC Radio 1 Teen Awards (Pick of the Week, 14th November)
Pixie Lott gave an upskirt leaving the Rose Club in London (Pick of the Week, 24th September 2012)
Britney Spears hints at retirement

Britney Spears hints she may retire after two-year Vegas residency (

“I might, who knows, … I may have two more kids and get married… I’d like to have more kids.”

We’ll miss ya, but job well done, I think, and an out-of-the-spotlight rest from onlookers well deserved.

Recent/related stories:

Vegas hotels in bidding war for Britney Spears (Pick of the Week, 22nd January).
Kate Upton Malibu candids

Kate Upton pictured back on a horse in Malibu candids (

Updated 1st July 2015.

Link dead. Apologies.

Recent/related stories:

Miranda Kerr, i-D magazine

Miranda Kerr pulled on a tiny bra for i-D (

Updated 1st July 2015.

Link dead. Apologies.

Recent/related stories:

Miranda Kerr posed as Cicciolina for V magazine (Pick of the Week, 5th September)

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Selena Gomez XXXmas
Selena Gomez bringing in a very XXXmas.
Selena Gomez, Thanksgiving Day football

Selena Gomez gave halo violation for Thanksgiving Day football (

Here’s a couple of GIFs to likely cause your own halo violation…

Selena Gomez Thanksgiving Day football Selena Gomez Thanksgiving Day football

And you can catch some more HQ hotness here (

Selena Gomez, KISS FM Jingle Ball performance in Dallas

SelGo then went on and Jingled Balls and twindled knobs backstage for KIIS FM in Dallas…

Selena Gomez, KIIS FM Jingle Ball performance in Los Angeles

And got her goth on performing in L.A. (

Updated 1st July 2015.

Links dead. Apologies.

Recent/related stories:

Selena Gomez performed on the X Factor in Hollywood (Pick of the Week, 22nd November)
Selena Gomez gave bikini candids in Miami (Pick of the Week, 7th November)
Helen Flanagan returning to academia?

Helen Flanagan wants to go back to college to sit her A-Levels because “intelligence is sexy” (

Yep, as every woman who’s ever logged into a chatroom will know when, having dazzled with her personality, finds herself studiously answering “Hi. Can you describe what you look like pls.” I’ve very much of the opinion the two qualities are by no means mutually exclusive but…

“Lancashire lass Helen, 23, told the Daily Star it was high time she applied her passion for psychology, English, media studies and history”

Well, if the turning point of the Great Depression in that exam turns out not to be when the UK got more than 4 TV channels those best-boobs-ever bulging out her Media Studies coursework will prove her academic deus ex machina I’m sure.

In the meantime, Helen and her huge hooters were back stroking reptiles and eating kangaroo dinkle in the jungle (

Helen Flanagan I’m A Celeberity… Get Me Out Of Here
“The former Corrie actress appeared as a guest on the show’s sister programme I’m A Celeberity… Get Me Out Of Here Now and she looked like she was having a great time.”

Yeah, that croc got a helluva hard-on too—unfortunate for the chap it was straddling at the time.

Helen Flanagan I’m A Celeberity… Get Me Out Of Here

Here’s some big-boob close-ups (

Updated 1st July 2015.

Link dead. Apologies.

Recent/related stories:

Is Helen Flanagan to be the next Bond girl? (Pick of the Week, 7th November)
Helen Flanagan took it all off for her 2014 calendar (Pick of the Week, 24th October)

There’s likely going to be an adult and a non-adult version of the Fifty Shades of Grey movie (

“…while the movie is likely to be R rated in the US (which means people under 17 can see it with an accompanying adult), there could also be an NC-17 version, which bars anyone under 17.”

Because of course people under 17 still need to watch to be able to informedly discuss bondage and such things on Facebook of course (Pick of the Week 31st October).

Recent/related stories:

Arts, culture, tech. & funnies

Bangor named UK’s sexiest town

Bangor named UK’s sexiest town (

“Bangor’s residents spend 6.7 times the national average on their bedroom ‘gear’, including 10.7 times more on raunchy gifts and ten times the national average on fetish clothing for women.”

That the research was conducted by an adult entertainment specialists, naming Bang-her recalls that old adage that there are lies, damned lies, and (made up) statistics.

Recent/related stories:

Give in to the Dark Side with your very own guybrator (Pick of the Week, 22nd November)
Adult film star Poppy Morgan

Porn star Poppy Morgan helped promote Hull’s City of Culture bid (

“She was featured alongside Sir Tom Courtenay and Maureen Lipman in a section on film and television.”
Laure Prouvost wins Turner Prize 2013

French video installation artist Laure Prouvost won the Turner Prize 2013 (

“Laure Prouvost earned this year’s Turner Prize for her video installation set in a mocked up tea party. The film—called Wantee—by the London-based artist was lauded by judges as outstanding and moving.”

Tea? I’ll have one while she’s at it.

Video: Laure Prouvost gives her reaction on Monday to the announcement that she has won this year’s Turner prize (

The Guardian’s Jonathan Jones didn’t taste the sugar in his—no suprise there. Why the Turner prize turns me off.

The Guardian’s Jonathan Jones
“The result was an uncharismatic and confusing Turner prize that was hard to care about. Prouvost’s win is a last-minute surprise that will leave the wider public still more baffled and disengaged.”

Blimey. Ouch!

What leaves Jonathan even more baffled and rather more bitterly engaged though is why in hell Victorian painter Walter Sickert is still being fingered as Jack the bloody Ripper?

“Le Lit de Cuivre” by Walter Richard Sickert
“Crime novelist Patricia Cornwell has claimed Sickert was the killer—but is it fair to posthumously punish an artist for capturing sex and sleaze in the city?”

Absolutely not—although many still do. I caught the TV show a fair few years back in which she outlined her case but the evidence barely seemed to amount to little more than that he was once signed a hotel register “Jack the bloody Ripper” during an inebriated weekend stay but, I don’t watch all that CSI stuff, maybe I’m missing a special clue, but at least Jonathan doesn’t think so either.

Recent/related stories:

Surprise Turner Prize 2012 win for Elizabeth Price (Pick of the Week, 10th December 2012)
Jake and Dinos Chapman retrospective at London’s Serpentine Gallery

Are Jake and Dinos Chapman’s tactics are wearing thin at their retrospective at London’s Serpentine Gallery? (

“For this new exhibition, they have moved up in scale from tiny models of swastika-arm-banded killers to life-sized mannequins dressed in Ku Klux Klan garb, who greet you at the entrance in front of banners of smiley faces and are stationed through the show, looking at the exhibits and seemingly conversing with each other, just like you, the gallery-goer.”

Recent/related stories:

Oz No7 magazine cover

Martin Sharp, psychedelic artist and Oz magazine founder passed on (

“He came to prominence in the Sixties after founding the famed Oz magazine with Richard Neville and Richard Walsh. The trio were twice charged with printing an obscene publication and a 1964 cover, showing Neville and two friends seemingly urinating on a sculpture, provoked fierce controversy.”

It also featured 70s The Female Eunuch writing Australian feminist Germaine Greer, a regular contributor, posed nude—of her own volition but on the understanding that the male editors would do likewise (they did not)—in a pose what porn industry terms a “split beaver”. See for yourself (

NSA planned to discredit radicals over web-porn use

NSA planned to discredit radicals over web-porn use (

“The US authorities have studied online sexual activity and suggested exposing porn site visits as a way to discredit people who spread radical views…”

Because nothing discredits more than having people know you watch porn!

Recent/related stories:

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