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Pick of the week

Pick of the Week

22nd January 2014

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and not surprised that Benjamin Franklin was into MILFs but slightly creeped out that Dr. Hannibal Lecter was used to define their attraction.

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Last week’s best stories & pics

Rihanna, Vogue Brazil shoot candids

Rihanna barely taped her teats shooting for Vogue Brazil (dailymail.co.uk).

“Just small strips of tape obscured the singer’s nipples as she stood posing on the sand in the shots, taken last week.”
Rihanna, Vogue Brazil shoot candids

But not once she’d pulled her jacket on and slipped a beautifully large pokie nip; here’s the pics (hawtcelebs.com).

Updated 1st July 2015.

Link changed.

Recent/related stories:

Shakira and Rihanna both “Can’t Remember To Forget You” (Latina Pick of the Week, 15th January)
Rihanna gave stockings in Xmas Instagrams (Pick of the Week, 26th December 2013)
Diminutive Christina Ricci sparks squeezing into tiny spaces trend

“I can fit in that”: Diminutive Christina Ricci sparked squeezing into tiny spaces “Riccing” trend (dailymail.co.uk).

“The 5ft 1in star amuses herself and friends as she attempts to squeeze into the smallest of spaces most people wouldn't have a hope of fitting into.”
Diminutive Christina Ricci sparks squeezing into tiny spaces trend

What a priceless shot that of Christina wedging herself into the tumble dryer would be from an inside perspective!

If Christina contorting her tininess into the smallest of spaces is your thing, you can catch that snap of her in the fridge a lil’ larger here(hotcelebshome.com).

Updated 1st July 2015.

Link dead. Apologies.

Recent/related stories:

Shakira showed her contortionist moves (Latina Pick of the Week, 29th May 2013)
Kendall Jenner, leggy L.A. candids

Kendall Jenner was leggy in hotpants in Los Angeles (hotcelebshome.com).

Updated 1st July 2015.

Link dead. Apologies.

Recent/related stories:

Victoria’s Secret begin the countdown to a cheeky Valintine’s Day…

Adriana Lima, Victoria’s Secret

with Adriana Lima (egotastic.com)…

Candice Swanepoel, Victoria’s Secret

Candice Swanepoel (hotcelebshome.com)…

Sara Sampaio, Victoria’s Secret

And Sara Sampaio.

Updated 1st July 2015.

Links dead. Apologies.

Recent/related stories:

Adriana Lima gave Fantasy Bra fantasies for Victoria’s Secret in Dubai (Latina Pick of the Week, 27th December 2013)
Valentine’s showed UK’s most romantic towns are in Essex (Pick of the Week, 18th February 2013)
Nina Agdal, Entourage set in Miami

Nina Agdal was pulling her Entourage out on set in Miami (carreck.com).

Recent/related stories:

Nina Agdal gave La Boheme cheek for Martha Rey Swimwear (Pick of the Week, [24th October 2013)
Nina Agdal got topless for Euroman (Pick of the Week, 30th July 2013)
Jayde Nicole, Playboy’s 60th anniversary

Jayde Nicole led the bunny hop for Playboy’s 60th anniversary (egotastic.com).

Jayde Nicole, Playboy’s 60th anniversary

Hop to more piccies of Jayde’s bunnydeliciousness here (carreck.com).

Info: Jayde Nicole (wikipedia.org).

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Cara Delevingne, Interview magazine

Cara Delevingne gave black and white boob and box for Peter Lindbergh in Interview (egotastic.com).

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Kate Moss, Calvin Klein

Kate Moss celebrated her 40th—40 years of memorable Moss moments (style.uk.msn.com).

“With her face staring back at you everywhere, from the pages of the glossies to the window at Topshop, it’s hard to imagine a time before Kate Moss. Yet 25 years ago, Kate was just a regular teenager leading a normal life.”

Recent/related stories:

Kate Moss gave see-thru nipplege in Milan (Pick of the Week, 24th September 2013)
Horror film Evil Dead was given an 18 certificate due to its gore and violence which, golly, no one expected!

BBFC (British Board of Film Classification) to scrutinise its clafficication guidelines—or scratch its arse or something like that anyway (bbc.co.uk).

“BBFC director David Cooke said the exercise ‘ensures that we continue to be in step with what the public wants and expects in order to make sensible and informed viewing decisions’.”

Meaning it asked a test selection in front of auntie what they should be watching rather than what they do.

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Kate Moss, still smokin’ at 40
Kate Moss: still smokin’ at 40

Arts, culture, tech. & funnies

2014 AVN Awards

2014 AVN (Adult Video News) Awards aimed to show the feature’s not dead—neither is the parody (business.avn.com).

“Though this is the third year the AVN Awards has been at [The Joint in the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino Las Vegas], it was the first time the red carpet extended through the hotel, which afforded far more visibility for the adult performers who put on their finery for the annual awards show.”

Special congrats to Riley Reid and Remy LaCroix who both deserved to be on top for Best Girl-Girl Sex Scene with New Sensations’ sapphically swelling “Girl Fever” (newsensations.com) and the already porn-prolific Mia Malkova (Twitter) for scooping Best New Starlet.

2014 AVN Awards

You can catch a full round-up of the winners and nominees here (wikipedia.org) and some of the faces and other bits in attendance here (egotastic.com).

Info: AVN Award (wikipedia.org).

Recent/related stories:

Lisa Ann Who’s Nailin, © Hustler Video

Praise the MILF: Why do British men love Sarah Palin lookalike Lisa Ann so much? (telegraph.co.uk).

“She’s busty, sure, but also filled out everywhere else. And at 42, she is perhaps best-known for playing a Sarah Palin-alike, complete with Hockey Mom glasses, gubernatorial power suit, and semi-automatic rifle in (ahem) seminal Who’s Nailin’ Paylin.”
Info:


Have you a favourite MILF or cougar?
Lisa Ann 10%
Phoenix Marie 8%
Jennifer Lopez 8%
Britney Spears 7%
Salma Hayek 5%
Nina Hartley 5%
Jessica Alba 5%
Sofia Vergara 4%
Veronica Avluv 4%
Jessica Simpson 3%
Christina Aguilera 3%
Raylene 3%
RayVeness 2%
Patricia Heaton 2%
Nicole Kidman 2%
India Summer 2%
Julianne Moore 2%
Kim Kardashian 2%
Gisele Bündchen 2%
Carol Vorderman 2%
Jennifer Garner 1%
Jennifer Nicole Lee 1%
Nigella Lawson 1%
Bridget Moynahan 1%
Gwyneth Paltrow 1%
Zoey Holloway 1%
Julia Ann 1%
Other 1%
Alia Janine 1%
Madonna 1%
Kendra Lust 1%
Alyssa Milano 1%
Monica Bellucci 1%
Brooke Burke 1%
Jennifer Connelly 1%
Reese Witherspoon 1%
Shakira 1%
Courteney Cox 1%
Sandra Bullock 1%

This poll has now been archived.

The terms MILF and cougar are used loosely here so please excuse if a celeb or porn star on the list does not fit for you. Not sure of a porn star MILF’s name? AVN Awards 2014 Hottest MILF category (avn.com). If I’ve omitted your favourite please either let me know or vote “other”.
“Meeting the God” by Bezt

Drab facades turned into into eye-popping murals (photos.uk.msn.com).

“Polish artists Sainer and Bezt, collectively known as Etam Cru, paint large scale murals of surreal and frequently humorous subjects in locations mostly around eastern Europe.”

Recent/related stories:

Alexandra Robertson’s 47 inch legs

British model Alexandra Robertson’s 47 inch pins lay claim to longest legs (dailymail.co.uk).

“Miss Robertson, 20, decided to find out how she measured up after Russian trainee lawyer Anastasia Strashevskaya scooped her nation’s Miss Longest Legs, with a seemingly unbeatable 42in. And she was amazed to find out that hers were a full five inches longer. ”

The model most will associate with the longest legs title is German Nadja Auermann (fashionsmostwanted.blogspot.com) who’s 44 inch legs was recorded longest legs in the world in 1997 and 1999 in the Guinness Book of Records.

Recent/related stories:

Wanting the world’s smallest waist (Pick of the Week, 10th July 2013)
No Pants Subway Ride 2014

Train passengers from Chicago to China rode trouser-free for the annual No Pants Subway Ride (news.uk.msn.com).

“The event was launched in 2002 by the New York-based prank group Improv Everywhere. This year the collective claims that people have taken part in the day across 60 cities in 25 different countries.”

Recent/related stories:

Cyclists went bare for World Naked Bike Ride in Guadalajara (Latina Pick of the Week, 19th June 2013)
Taiwan had a No Pants Day too (Pick of the Week, 25th February 2012)
Nest Learning Thermostat

Is Google’s acquisition of Nest and its “smart thermostat” a threat to privacy? (news.uk.msn.com).

“The Nest Learning Thermostat uses motion sensors to detect movement within a home, learns its user’s habits and adjusts heat settings accordingly.”

The fear here being that data collected could prompt targeted ads for either alarm clocks or condoms if you spend to long in bed or laxatives if too long in the loo.

Updated 20th July 2014.
“To make sure Google won’t someday spam Nest owners with ads, a group of hackers plans to take preemptive action against Google and Nest, Forbes reports.”

On a hopefully more innocuous monitoring note…

Google developing smart contact lens blood sugar monitor

Google developing smart contact lens to monitor blood sugar levels for diabetics (wired.co.uk).

“The lens includes a small piece of circuitry that measures glucose levels from the tears that naturally lubricate the eye. It also includes a wireless sensor, which Google has stated could be used to communicate data collected with an app.”

Yes please—but will it pop me ads to buy glucose tablets when it’s low? #Type1Diabetic

Recent/related stories:

Google Glass update lets you snap photos with a wink (Pick of the Week, 26th December 2013)
Google will build a self-driving car (Pick of the Week, 27th August 2013)

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Tags: Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel, Cara Delevingne, Christina Ricci, Jayde Nicole, Kate Moss, Kendall Jenner, Nina Agdal, Rihanna, Sara Sampaio.