Pick of the Week
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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.
Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and wonders how that clause was worded to require LiLo’s ginger minge to be thoroughly frisked everytime she leaves set.
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Last week’s best stories & pics
Miley Cyrus lounged naked in bed and talked porn for W (dailymail.co.uk).
“Miley said she believes men watch ‘too much porn … those girls don’t exist. They’re not real girls. And that’s like us watching romance movies. That’s girl porn, because, like, those guys do not exist.’”
Because “those girls don’t exist” except in Charlie Sheen’s house, hotel bathroom or emergency room (Pick of the Week 5th Aug. 2013).
Hmmm, since that VMAs performance Miley’s antics have certainly seemily blurred the line, and is it really the case that women just watch romcoms while men watch porn, or just what society would have you believe?
“More frequently thought of as a naughty pleasure for men … porn has traditionally been a taboo subject for women. However it seems that behind closed doors more women than expected are indulging in pornography”
Sure, the context and P.O.V. of what is enjoyable in porn may differ but I guess there’s a bit of that porn star that Miley claims doesn’t exist wishing to express themself in all of us—male or female.
Here’s Miley peeking areola for W (hawtcelebs.com)…
And an all-out topless “Pillow Tweets” for W too (wmagazine.com).
Selena Gomez gave out and about no bra pokage candids (carreck.com).
“…it’s inconceivable that she'd bail out of the film…”
Which is aptly titled Inconceivable. No shit, Sherlock, post-rehab or not, I wouldn’t wanna end up dissolved in a 50-gallon drum either! (latino.foxnews.com).
Here’s LiLo at the TCA Winter Press Tour in Pasadena (hawtcelebs.com).
Courtney Stodden took her bikini beach balls out in Los Angeles (hotcelebshome.com).
LeAnn Rimes gave bikini crack-shot in Mexico (celebrityoopsdigest
Kelly Brook gave big boobage and bootage in Miami (carreck.com).
Dakota Johnson Fifty Shades of Grey set candids in Vancouver (carreck.com).
Cara Delevingne gave blue tongue for Love (celebritytonguedigest
“Bushy-browed face pulling model minx Cara Delevingne gave a peek at the blue tongue for Love magazine on Instagram.”
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Arts, culture, tech. & funnies
“The 22-year-old had tweeted: ‘Whoever builds me the best Lego creation to put in my house gets a b*** j**.‘”
Despite some mighty high phallic skyscrapers being erected by “Lego enthusiasts” Christy had to swing the wrecking ball, tweeting:
“The BJ competition is off due to lawyers not liking my Twitter content. I think it’s because they didn't win the competition.”
Ravijour True love tester smart bra unveiled (orange.co.uk).
“It would then pop open automatically once it is satisfied that your heart rates says that you are in love.”
Hang on though: that “a built in signal reads the woman’s heart-rate signal” and the bra’s clasp is opened if an algorithm detects that “True Love Rate exceeds a certain value” seems to equate that excitement equals love. That seems to suggest adrenalin-pumping rides on a big dipper should provide ample opportunity for bra poppage!
“With a smooth head and flexible neck, users can target stimulation to various erogenous zones and experiment with five levels of electro and vibration intensities.”
Whoa there though! When I think electricity I think convulsions and pubic hair standing on end.
“As expected, one section of the bill reads, ‘This section shall not be construed to require condoms, barriers, or other personal protective equipment to be visible in the final product of an adult film.’”
Meaning condoms used during production could be digitally removed from a finished movie. Even with use, I guess this could be intrepreted as a fail for those feeling the bill should promote safe sex via condom use.
As you will know if you’ve been following this story, Measure B was passed in LA County but California lawmakers rejected the bill for mandatory condom use in porn state-wide late last year (gawker.com, Sep 2013).
Film makers had tried to use condoms on set in the late 1990s but scrapped the policy after sales suffered but it is often contended that that condoms—not testing—are the only way to stop the spread of HIV in the industry.
“In upholding the Los Angeles County Ordinance, the three-judge panel rejected the claim by the adult entertainment industry that having actors use condoms would interfere with a film’s fantasy element, by subjecting viewers to real-word concerns like pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases.”
Only encouraging more studios to roll wagon for Nevada? Porn production moves to Las Vegas after California condom law (foxnews.com, Jan.).
“… to hire contractors to gather signatures for a statewide ballot measure that would force anyone shooting explicit adult content in the state to use not only condoms, but as the CalOSHA regulation currently reads, latex gloves, dental dams, goggles and face shields as well.”
Oh, nice! That certainly might appeal to some fetishists.
The barrier protection bill of course is up and down more than a performer waiting for shooting to start.
You can keep up with the what did’s opposed to the what may’s on the Wiki entry: Measure B, County of Los Angeles Safer Sex In the Adult Film Industry Act (Wikipedia).
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“I find a location, then do the drawings, then take a photo. I like to stretch people’s imaginations.”
China’s PandaX project will hunt for dark matter underground (wired.co.uk).
“Deep under China’s Sichuan province, below 2.4 kilometres of marble, physicists have built an observatory that will hunt for the Universe’s missing mass.”
Well, it’s gotta be somewhere. Immigration weary Australians will have a concerned ear to the ground for digging and Asian cussin’ (independent.co.uk).
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