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Pick of the Week

19th February 2014

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

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Pick of the best stories & pics

Kendall Jenner boobs in see-thru top Marc Jacobs fashion show

Kendall Jenner gave fashion model tittie at New York’s Fashion Week (

“All eyes were on the 18-year-old Keeping Up With The Kardashians star who showed off her slender figure in the light brown v-neck top, two toned cropped trousers, coordinating tights and shoes.”

Yep, and those coordinated titties in that see-thru top.

Kendall Jenner boobs in see-thru top Marc Jacobs fashion show

You can, for high fashion’s sake, catch the pics in HQ here (celebrityoopsdigest

Kendall Jenner boobs in see-thru top Marc Jacobs fashion show

Recent/related stories:

Kendall Jenner gave a topless Pillow Tweet for W (Pick of the Week, 12th February)
Kendall Jenner was leggy in hotpants in Los Angeles (Pick of the Week, 22nd January)
Miley Cyrus, Bangerz Tour performance in Vancouver

Miley Cyrus kicked off her Bangerz tour in Vancouver (

“And in an overt nod to her infamous tongue wagging antics, Miley Cyrus opened her Bangerz tour by sliding out of a giant replica of her own mouth on a pink slide.”

The length of which should have in all likelihood slid her straight down into the audience.

Miley Cyrus, Bangerz Tour performance in Vancouver

You can catch her ass bobbing performance here (

Recent/related stories:

Miley Cyrus got topless, talked porn for W (Pick of the Week, 5th February)
Taylor Momsen, Heaven Knows music video

Taylor Momsen was making a point in Pretty Reckless’ “Heaven Knows” music video (

“…based on the fact she painted her naked body with the international sign for ‘check out my vagina’, I can tell she’s a rare song bird.”
Taylor Momsen, Pretty Reckless Going To Hell album cover

Well, it’s instructive at least, and pointing to her south of heaven knows on the reverse.

You can catch the music video here (

Taylor Momsen, Going To Hell album tittie
Updated 28th February 2014.
Catch painted tittie and super-sized animated GIFs here (celebrityoopsdigest

Recent/related stories:

Taylor Momsen sat on the throne for Maxim (Pick of the Week, 17th October 2013)
Taylor Momsen grabbed her tittie on Pretty Reckless tour poster (Pick of the Week, 19th September 2013)
Britney Spears Vegas show performance pussy slippage

Britney Spears gave Vegas show performance pussy slippage (celebrityoopsdigest

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Farrah Abraham Part 2: Backdoor and More

Farrah Abraham got more backdoor in another video (

“The success of her first pornographic video made the former “Teen Mom” star one of the most searched-for women of 2013, and Farrah even celebrated her birthday at an adult entertainment expo….”

Again claiming that Vivid did not have the green light for a film and likely that porn star James Deen—who had only popped it around to borrow a cup of sugar—had only accidentally put his small dinkle up her backdoor.

What’s in Farrah Abraham Part 2: Backdoor and More? Featuring the important back door bits from the original (but not the pussy pissing squirting) the and More bit is some pole dancing, sex swing vaginal fucking and an extra bj.

Farrah Abraham Part 2: Backdoor and More

You can catch a sneak peek of the video here (, and a peek at la première partie here (Pick of the Week 7th may 2013).

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Selena Gomez arriving at Face Place in Hollywood

Selena Gomez gave more candid bare tummy arriving at Face Place in Hollywood (

Recent/related stories:

Selena Gomez gave bare-midriff (Pick of the Week, 12th February)
Selena Gomez gave out and about no bra pokage candids (Pick of the Week, 5th February)
Nina Agdal, Editorialist

Nina Agdal got a tittie out for the Editorialist (

Updated 4th September 2015.

Link updated.

Recent/related stories:

Nina Agdal gave La Boheme cheek for Martha Rey Swimwear (Pick of the Week, 24th October 2013)
Candice Swanepoel Victoria’s Secret photoshoot candids in Miami

Candice Swanepoel slipped a nip in Victoria’s Secret photoshoot candids in Miami (celebrityoopsdigest

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Jennifer Nicole Lee wet T-shirt in Miami

MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee gave eye-poppin’ wet T-shirt nippleage (

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Ellen Page comes out as lesbian

Ellen Page came out as lesbian (

“‘I am tired of hiding and I am tired of lying by omission,’ the 26-year-old actress said in a speech that drew roaring support from an audience at the Time to Thrive conference sponsored by the Human Rights Campaign.”
Ellen Page comes out as lesbian

Brave girl who deserved all the support she got. Here’s Ellen Page at the human rights conference for LGBTQ youth in Las Vegas (

Christina Aguilera engaged on Valentine’s Day

Christina Aguilera got engaged on Valentine’s Day to Matt Rutler (

“‘The pint-sized pop diva announced her romantic news via social media when she posted a snap of her frankly ENORMOUS engagement ring.”

Good for them! Matthew, a production assistant 8-years her junior, must have had to save his pennies for that ring for sure, but Xtina’s motherly instincts are mighty febrile and is keen to have another child before she turns 35 it has been reported.

Updated 21st February 2014.
“A source tells us that The Voice judge is expecting baby No. 2, her first child with Rutler.”

¡Felicidades, bella dama!

Recent/related stories:

Xtina, American Music Awards in Los Angeles (Pick of the Week, 8th December 2013)
Xtina sparkled with “How I Feel” on The Voice (Pick of the Week, 14th November 2013)

.:: Top column 2 ::.
Taylor Momsen’Kiss My…
Heaven knows! Taylor Momsen letting you know just what you can kiss.
Lady Gaga, Harpers Bazaar

Lady Gaga was nude behind a ghetto blaster boombox for Harpers Bazaar (

Recent/related stories:

Lady Gaga got transversal, showed her bush for Candy (Pick of the Week, 8th December 2013)
Paris Hilton, Greystone Manor in West Hollywood

Paris Hilton went shaved commando for her birthday (

Recent/related stories:

Paris Hilton went as Miley Cyrus for Halloween (Pick of the Week, 31st October 2013)
Lil Wayne signed Paris Hilton to his record label (Pick of the Week, 28th May 2013)

Arts, culture, tech. & funnies

Barbie covers Sports Illustrated Swimsuit’s 50th anniversary issue

Barbie covers Sports Illustrated Swimsuit’s 50th anniversary issue (

“She’ll be featured alongside supermodels like Christie Brinkley and Brooklyn Decker as part of a campaign called ‘unapologetic.’”

Sparking disapproval from some sectors, branding expert Allen Adamson suggesting:

“‘The Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue is one step away from Playboy magazine,’ he said. ‘It is potentially sending the wrong message to girls.’”

Only if they are reading it, I should imagine, but many suggest she does that without a swimsuit issue cover gig. I think the iconic nature of the doll that persists long after anyone outgrows playing with her is summed up on the cover—the doll that started it all.

Updated 25th February 2014.
“As it turns out, Barbie does appear in SI’s anniversary issue, just not on the cover, meaning a whole new raft of media coverage once the true cover stars were revealed to the world. Clever.”

Recent/related stories:

Meet the Bradford Barbie Doll (Pick of the Week, 26th December 2013)
J.Lo is now a Barbie—sadly lacking culo grande (Latina Pick of the Week, 14th November 2013)
Pussy Riot arrested, released, whipped by Cossacks

Pussy Riot members are released in Sochi (…

“Two members of the Russian protest group Pussy Riot who were arrested on Monday near the Winter Olympics resort of Sochi have been released.”

Then whipped by Cossacks (

“The Cossacks violently pulled masks from women’s heads, beating group member Nadezhda Tolokonnikova with a whip as she lay on the ground.”

Also throwing her guitar in a rubbish bin, which I guess is musical policy for anyone not playing Tchaikovsky. Oh, was he? Better make that Stravinsky. Oh… (, July 2013).

Recent/related stories:

Pussy Riot musicians to be freed after amnesty bill passes (Pick of the Week, 26th December 2013)
Japan’s Love Hotels see business booming

Japan’s Love Hotels see business booming (

“The concept of a Love Hotel is simple; rooms can be taken for the night, or for two hours—euphemistically termed ‘a rest’, although few couples taking this option intend to sleep.”

The hotel rooms have a scale of luxuary and themed rooms for the more adventurous Nipponese with every imaginable taste. Ohh! they have a Star Wars themed one. I’m in!

Recent/related stories:

Nude haunted house will scare your pants off (Pick of the Week, 2nd October 2013)
M Undressed by Bob Guccione

Owner of Bob Guccione’s personal collection says he is close to resolving rights disputes (

“The erotic art collection of Bob Guccione, the late founder of Penthouse magazine, has been at the centre of a number of recent disputes. But Jeremy Frommer, the former Wall Street banker who, in 2012, bought the bulk of Guccione’s art and assets, including oil paintings, sketches and erotic photographs that had been stored in sealed lockers and held by creditors, says he is close to settling two legal cases involving his rights to the collection.”

That Guccione was an “unsuccessful artist” could be re-viewed with hindsight considering the all the fuss his painting caused, and it was his art acumen that helped transform the way the camera depicted the nude and sexual proclivities.

Recent/related stories:

George Dyer Talking by Francis Bacon

Francis Bacon work sold for £42.2m (

“The value of Bacon’s work has soared since his death in 1992. In November, a Bacon triptych depicting artist Lucian Freud fetched $142 million, becoming the most expensive artwork ever sold at auction.”

Recent/related stories:

Francis Bacon fetched record price at auction (Pick of the Week, 22nd November 2013)
Firefox Directory Tiles

Ads are coming to Mozilla Firefox’s new tab page (

“Unlike its browser-making rivals, Mozilla’s funding is largely dependent on a search deal that makes Google the default provider in Firefox. So expanding into ads gives Mozilla another future revenue stream—even if it begins rather modestly.”

No worries there then if you already make use of the new tab page tiles to provide quick access to your favourite sites.

Browsers have given ads a go before: Opera tried ad-sponsoring up to 2005, after which the advertisements were removed and its primary financial support came through revenue from Google. Certainly, Google doesn’t limit “maximising your ad revenue” to users of its AdSense, with AdWords being its own main source of revenue.

Recent/related stories:

Hey, Mozilla turned 15. Happy birthday! (Pick of the Week, 8th April 2013)

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Tags: Britney Spears, Candice Swanepoel, Christina Aguilera, Ellen Page, Farrah Abraham, Jennifer Nicole Lee, Kendall Jenner, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, Nina Agdal, Selena Gomez, Taylor Momsen.

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