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Pick of the week

Pick of the Week

5th March 2014

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

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Pick of the best stories & pics

Jennette McCurdy lingerie selfies

Jennette McCurdy lingerie selfies leaked out of… well, someone must know (egotastic.com).

Agreed, “hopes and prayers that even showier ones exist”.

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Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne

Michelle Rodriguez doesn’t want Cara Delevingne fabricación de tortillas hanging with Rihanna (uk.celebrity.yahoo.com).

“Michelle knows Cara has a crush on Rihanna and has asked her not to spend so much time with her, saying it’s unhealthy and disrespectful to her.”

Well, Cara did whisk RiRi off on a boat on the French Riviera to help her get over The Difficult Brown (Pick of the Week, 22nd Jul. 2013) when she herself had that up-the-bum falling out with ex-wifey Rita Ora at the DKNY bash (Pick of the Week, 18th Jun. 2013).

Besides, letting manically grinning model minx Cara loose again around RiRi with that damn huge double ended strap-on is likely indeed potentially unhealthy for RiRi’s backdoor balloon knot too.

Rihanna, Christian Dior Fashion Show in Paris

No peeking, Cara, here’s Rihanna looking jazzy in nylons at the Christian Dior Fashion Show in Paris (hotcelebshome.com)…

Rihanna, Balmain fashion show after-party

Giving see-thru mesh top tittie at the Balmain fashion show after-party (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk)…

Rihanna, Jean Paul Gaultier Fashion Show

And more at the Jean Paul Gaultier Fashion Show.

Cara Delevingne, backstage at Fendi fashion show in Milan

Here’s Cara giving much eager tongue backstage at Fendi fashion show in Milan (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Recent/related stories:

Michelle Rodriguez shared naked yoga piccie on Instagram (Latina Pick of the Week, 26th February)
Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne and are indeed dating (Latina Pick of the Week, 20th February)
Kate Moss, Lui magazine

Kate Moss gave boob, bush and naked ass for Lui (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

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Richard Lugner, Kim Kardashian on Vienna ball date

81-year-old billionaire Richard Lugner wasn’t thrilled with his Kim Kardashian Vienna ball date (celebrity.uk.msn.com).

“According to reports, Lugner was annoyed at Kim for not sticking to her part of the deal, wandering off with her mother Kris Jenner and filming for their E! TV show Keeping Up With The Kardashians rather than spending time with him.”

Yep, not quite what the old boy had expected from the huge assed escort he’d paid for the night. Kim wasn’t correctly briefed—she thought the dapper old chap was just parading her rappin’ tailor beau’s latest un-ghetto gothic creation.

Kim Kardashian, 58 Wiener Opernball in Vienna

Here’s big boobed Kim giving the old boy the slip at the 58 Wiener Opernball in Vienna (hotcelebshome.com).

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Kim Kardashian gave ginormous mega-booty! (Pick of the Week, 12th February)
Paris Hilton, V magazine

Paris Hilton gave see-thru bra nippleage for V (hawtcelebs.com, link updated).

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Paris Hilton went shaved commando for her birthday (Pick of the Week, 19th February)
Paris Hilton went as Miley Cyrus for Halloween (Pick of the Week, 31st October 2013)
Miley Cyrus, Bangerz tour hit Vegas

Miley Cyrus’ tits, tongue & ass Bangerz tour rode through Vegas (egotastic.com).

Awww! She didn’t stop by to tongue Brit-Brit’s bits at her Planet Hollywood velvet-pelvis residency.

Recent/related stories:

Miley Cyrus snogged Katy Perry during her LA concert (Pick of the Week, 26th February)
Miley Cyrus kicked off her Bangerz tour in Vancouver (Pick of the Week, 19th February)
Demi Lovato, BB & T Center in Sunrise, Florida

Demi Lovato squeezed into skin tight pants to perform at the BB & T Center in Sunrise, Florida (carreck.com).

Recent/related stories:

Demi Lovato Jingled Balls for Y100 in Miami (Pick of the Week, 26th December 2013)
Demi Lovato nude pictures up for sale (Pick of the Week, 27th August 2013)
Vanessa Hudgens, Project Mermaids

Vanessa Hudgens flapped fish tail for Angelina Venturella for Project Mermaids photoshoot (hawtcelebs.com).

This was for a project shot in 2013 which I had passed over as a pick either because I was hoping for more piccies or I simply refused to ideate the possibility of Nessa giving any sort of fishy odour down there.

It dipped as a story but re-surficed a few weeks back: Vanessa Hudgens looks lovelier than ever as a mermaid for campaign that aims to preserve beaches (dailymail.co.uk, 18 Feb.).

Vanessa Hudgens, Project Mermaids
“The campaign aims to raise awareness about beach preservation by photographing models and celebrities in mermaid costumes.”
Info:
Project Mermaids official site

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Vanessa Hudgens gave Pillow Tweets for W (Pick of the Week, 12th February)
Candice Swanepoel, bikini candids in Miami

Candice Swanepoel gave candid bikini butt in Miami (carreck.com).

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Jennifer Nicole Lee, shopping upskirt

MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee showed her cheeks and panties in shopping upskirts (egotastic.com).

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Farrah Abraham

Vivid shoved a cease-and-desist letter in Farrah Abraham’s backdoor (avn.com).

“Abraham had made waves claiming she was drugged and raped during her travels in industry circles. [Vivid have issued a] cease and desist letter to stop making ‘unsubstatiated and baseless implicationasand allegations of wrongdoing against Vivid.’”

Recent/related stories:

Farrah Abraham got more backdoor in another video (Pick of the Week, 19th February)

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Rihanna—no peeking, Cara!
Rihanna in shocking fashion—but no peeking, Cara!

Arts, culture, tech. & funnies

GCHQ intercepted webcam images of Yahoo users

British spy agency GCHQ intercepted webcam images of Yahoo users (bbc.co.uk).

“The operation, which was called Optic Nerve and was aided by the US National Security Agency, is alleged to have stored images between 2008 and 2010. In one six-month period in 2008, images from 1.8m users were gathered.”

Yep, and they probably had a jolly good laugh at you doing that too. The mind boggles at what intelligence they assumed they could gather watching some jihadist pulling one off though.

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Valeria Lukyanova, the Human Barbie

Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova is going to live on air and light only! (metro.co.uk).

“With a waist as small as 50cm, the Ukrainian model and singer says she is becoming an advocate of Breatharianism—an unusual movement which has come under fire for the starvation deaths of people who allegedly adopted it.”

Well, real Barbie doesn’t eat, but then again thats perhaps because those dolls don’t have any nawty bits including an anus out of which to take a dump.

Seriously, good luck with that. Breatharians claim that food and possibly water are not necessary, and that humans can be sustained solely by prana (the vital life force in Hinduism), but you know that dodgy old yogi in charge is chomping on a Toblerone hidden in his beard when no one is looking.

Info: Inedia (Breatharianism) (wikipedia.org).

Recent/related stories:

Meet the Bradford Barbie Doll (Pick of the Week, 26th December 2013)
Exhibit X by William Burroughs

Exhibition showcasing Naked Lunch author William Burroughs’ other talent—as an artist—peers at the shocking event that fuelled his creativity at London’s Riflemaker Gallery (independent.co.uk).

“Burroughs was a visionary and renegade, but he was also a Harvard graduate from a wealthy family who got away with homicide because his brother bribed the authorities in Mexico. He only spent 13 days in jail for killing Vollmer [his common-law wife]….”

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Bill Watterson, Stripped

Calvin and Hobbes creator reveals new artwork (usatoday.com).

“Bill Watterson, creator of Calvin and Hobbes, is unveiling his first artwork in 19 years.”

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Bitcoin

Bitcoin fears as Mt Gox exchange collapses (news.uk.msn.com).

“The sudden disappearance of one of the largest bitcoin exchanges has intensified the mystery and mistrust surrounding the virtual currency.”

Bitcoin indeed seems the alchemical secret for turning digital into gold for many and those with more than a digital handful fervid supporters are keen to show the Tokyo-based Mt Gox exchange collapse as an isolated case of mismanagement, but for many, the Bitcoins magic did seem like gold out of the blue and its origins are a touch obscure, as is that of the Mt Gox exchange:

“Mt Gox’s origins are rooted in fantasy instead of finance. The service originally specialised in trading colourful cards featuring mythical wizards and derives its name from a game. The initials stand for Magic: The Gathering Online Exchange.”

Which may leave the more fantasy aware conspiracists suspecting some sort of entropic ploy of magery but, filing for bankruptcy, Mt Gox laid the blame on hackers (uk.finance.yahoo.com):

“Mt. Gox, once the world’s biggest bitcoin exchange, filed for bankruptcy protection in Japan on Friday, saying it may have lost nearly half a billion dollars worth of the virtual coins due to hacking into its faulty computer system”

Hmmm. I’d look for thirteen dwarves and a hobbit. But the mountain’s desolation hasn’t put the dampers on vitual currencies yet: The Oglala Lakota Nation adopt bitcoin clone “MazaCoin” as official currency (telegraph.co.uk).

Mazacoin
“I think crypto-currencies could be the new buffalo. Once, it was everything for our survival. We used it for food, for clothes, for everything. It was our economy. I think MazaCoin could serve the same purpose.”

I’d really like to think so. I’m an avid supporter of most things going digital but despite its undeniable useage on the web’s Silk Roads I think as yet “crypto-currencies” and the gold rush cry ringing around them are likely still a digital El Dorado for most.

Updated 3rd August 2015.

Ah, it was an inside job, sorta mining out rather than in if you like.

Bitcoin Exchange MtGox former CEO Mark Karpeles arrested in Japan (ibtimes.com).

“Mark Karpeles, the former CEO of the collapsed bitcoin exchange MtGox, was arrested Saturday by Japanese police over his alleged connection with the loss of bitcoins worth hundreds of millions of dollars. Authorities said that the 30-year-old French-born is suspected of manipulating the company’s computer system to falsify its outstanding balance, Reuters reported.”
Updated 24th March 2014.
“Mt. Gox has discovered 200,000 missing bitcoins in a wallet no longer in use, the troubled Bitcoin exchange announced Thursday, reducing the number of missing bitcoins from 850,000 to 650,000. ”

The digital currency equivalent of finding a score you’d dropped down the side of the sofa coming back from that Friday night out.

Recent/related stories:

Norwegian makes half a million from forgotten bitcoins (Pick of the Week, 7th November 2013)
Ransomware demands $300 in Bitcoins to release your data (Pick of the Week, 24th October 2013)
Virgin Media

Virgin Media last of the UK’s largest internet service providers to turn on porn filters (pocket-lint.com).

“Like the other three of the UK’s largest internet service providers, Virgin Media has implemented its parental control filters to block access to pornography and other inappropriate online content.”

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Facebook closer to its dream to make internet accesable to all with drone deal

Facebook closer to its dream to make internet accesable to all with drone deal—but will Google’s balloon project still fly them higher? (video.uk.msn.com).

“Facebook is in talks to buy drone maker Titan Aerospace—part of founder Mark Zuckerberg’s goal of making the internet available and affordable to everyone on the planet”

Yep, several billion people lacking clean drinking water and proper sanitation will at last have those targeted ads to keep them connected.

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Tags: Candice Swanepoel, Cara Delevingne, Demi Lovato, Farrah Abraham, Jennette McCurdy, Jennifer Nicole Lee, Kate Moss, Kim Kardashian, Michelle Rodriguez, Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton, Rihanna, Vanessa Hudgens.

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