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Pick of the Week

23rd March 2014

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

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Pick of the best stories & pics

Scarlett Johansson, Captain America: The Winter Soldier première

Newly pregnant Scarlett Johansson’s big bazookas brought spring to many chilly little winter soldiers at a première (

Updated 16th September 2015.

Image link changed.

Recent/related stories:

Scarlett Johansson was a Cat on a Hot Tin Roof! (Pick of the Week, 22nd January 2013)
Scarlett Johansson hacker got 10 years (Pick of the Week, 24th December 2012)
Selena Gomez, naked behind a translucent curtain on Instagram

Selena Gomez was naked behind a translucent curtain

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Cameron Diaz, Caribbean “skinny dip” with friends

Cameron Diaz was letting it all hang out with friends in the Caribbean (

“Then breaking into gales of laughter, she flung the top to the side before grasping her breasts in her hands. The star, clad in her tiny red bikini bottoms, then enjoyed a dip with her friends.”

According to the ever overenthusiastic The Daily Mail she “stripped off her bikini for a skinny dip”.

Cameron Diaz, Caribbean “skinny dip” with friends

But no, not quite; pulling-off may be linked with her bikini top but it states quite clearly Cammie kept those tiny red bikini bottoms on, well almost.

Cameron Diaz, Caribbean “skinny dip” with friends

Crikey! They were certainly gagging her o-ring though.

Cameron Diaz, Caribbean “skinny dip” with friends

You’ve had the pics, you can catch the full skinny dipper writeup in The Mail here (

Updated 16th September 2015.

Image link changed.

Recent/related stories:

Cameron Diaz showed her gambits at the premiere in London (Pick of the Week, 12th November 2012)
Miley Cyrus ass rearing, pussy touching on Instagram

Miley Cyrus Instagrammed an ass rearing, pussy touching snap and showed that quick change and sunburns a bitch!

Recent/related stories:

Miley Cyrus snogged Katy Perry during her LA concert (Pick of the Week, 26th February)
Adrianne Curry, downblouse cleavage at Universal Studios

Queen of geeks Adrianne Curry gave downblouse cleavage at Universal Studios

Recent/related stories:

Adrianne Curry went for a topless dip on Instagram (Pick of the Week, 30th April 2013)
Kristen Bell, Veronica Mars movie première upskirt

Un-private eyes! Kristen Bell gave an upskirt at the Veronica Mars movie première (

Recent/related stories:

Kristen Bell flashed some crack (Pick of the Week, 22nd May 2012)
Vanessa Hudgens showing off her Calvin Kleins

Vanessa Hudgens’ shorts were not fitting so well—which fits very well for me (

Recent/related stories:

Vanessa Hudgens gave Pillow Tweets for W (Pick of the Week, 12th February)
Pixie Lott heading to Steam & Rye, London

Pixie Lott gave upskirt and fine thigh heading to London’s Steam & Rye (celebrityoopsdigest

Recent/related stories:

Pixie Lott jingled balls and Keys in Manchester (Pick of the Week, 17th December 2013)
Pixie Lott flashed her knickers at Radio Live Birmingham (Pick of the Week, 8th December 2013)
Dani Thorne, Instagram

Dani Thorne—older sister of Bella—gave tongue on Instagram

Recent/related stories:

Selena Gomez gave cheeky tongue at Borderfest (Pick of the Week, 12th March)
Jennifer Nicole Lee, wet see-thru boobage oops and great ass in Miami

MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee gave wet see-thru boobage oops and great ass in Miami

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Scarlett Johansson—Little winter soldier warmer
Scarlett Johansson’s huge boobs lactating hot milk certainly promise to keep a little winter soldier warmer.
Kendall Jenner, cute ass in Malibu

Kendall Jenner gave cute ass bikini in Malibu

Kendall Jenner, panty peek upskirt

And a tiny panty peek upskirt.

Recent/related stories:

Kendall Jenner gave a topless Pillow Tweet for W (Pick of the Week, 12th February)
“Vomit artist” Millie Brown and Lady Gaga, SXSW festival

Lady Gaga got puked on—for arts sake (

The upchuck was by renowned “vomit artist” Millie Brown at the SXSW (South by Southwest) music festival.

Demi Lovato

Instantly and intentionally controversial, it certainly brought things back up for some: Demi Lovato slams Lady Gaga for "glamourising" eating disorders (

“Sad… As if we didn’t have enough people glamorizing eat disorders already. Bottom line, it’s not ‘cool’ or ‘artsy’ at all. Would you let someone bring a needle and shoot up on you? Addiction is addiction. [sic]”
Lady Gaga, The Today Show

Gaga defended it as “art in its purest form” (

“Artpop is about bringing art and music together and the spirit of creative rebellion. For us, that performance was art in its purest form. But we totally understand that some people won’t be into it.”

I guess not, unless rainbow showers make their bits artistically twinge. Is a golden one next?

Lady Gaga naked bathtub snap

To further promote the incident, Mother Monster came clean posting a naked bathtub snap in murky colored water (

Marxist-Leninist red not pink Belgian Maurice

Promoting ever-conflicted more-red-than-pink Belgian Maurice to lean on his his French side, concluding that sitting in bath water is indeed terribly unhygienic.

Updated 25th March 2014.
Millie Brown
“I’m using my body to create something beautiful. I think it’s misunderstood by a lot of people. But it really doesn’t have anything to do with eating disorders.”

With “quite a bit of fluid stays in her after each performance” many I’m sure are rather glad they are not invited to her more “private performance” in the toilet after too. Then again, I’m just as sure that would be as much a work of art for some demographic to which the internet likely already caters to somewhere out there.

Recent/related stories:

Lady Gaga was nude behind a boombox for Harpers Bazaar (Pick of the Week, 19th February)

Arts, culture, tech. & funnies

Model Liz Dickson sues Playboy for botched bottom golf tee stunt (

Poor girl. The golf ball was supposed to be whacked from off the tee poked in her crack but…

“She was left with a huge bruise and says she has suffered stress, pain and loss of earnings as a result.”

I have to admit that when I first read that I misread “earnings” as “earrings” which left be wondering why the hell it called for earrings to be poked in her two-hole.

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Polish painters called in to get UK Van Gogh film job done

Polish painters called in to get UK Van Gogh film job done (

“British art schools, unlike Polish ones, did not train students to acquire figurative skills and pushed them instead towards conceptual art.”

And unfortunatly Vincent didn’t stuff a shark. To placate Nigel Farage—a.k.a. King Alfred the Great (— if he’s dropped by looking for populist stories and issues to stake claim to, it has to be said that one of the producers admitted:

“Polish painters were also cheaper and so kept the film’s costs down.”

Which was point seized upon by Joan Ashworth, professor of animation at the Royal College of Art:

“What I can imagine is that those artists might want to be paid a little more.”

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Tags: Adrianne Curry, Cameron Diaz, Dani Thorne, Jennifer Nicole Lee, Kendall Jenner, Kristen Bell, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, Pixie Lott, Scarlett Johansson, Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens.

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