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Latina Pick of the Week

30th April 2014

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Here’s my pick of the best sexy latina entertainment stories and pictures from the last seven days or so. So if you are a fan of Brazilian booty, Mexican tetas, Chicano chocha & everything else that is latina lovely, dip in!

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Pick of the best stories & pics

Sofia Vergara, Chef première NYC

¡Mamacita, aquellas enormes chichis! Sofia Vergara begs stuffing at Chef première in NYC (…

Sofia Vergara, culo magnífico

And on a trip down memory lane told Women‘s Health magazine she’s not all upfront (

“I’ll tell you something. I’ve always been known for my boobs, but it pisses me off, because I do also have a great ass!”

Here’s hoping that begs stuffing too!

Recent/related stories:

Sofia Vergara out in tight pompas-packing leggings (Latina Pick of the Week, 13th February)
Sofia Vergara showed hers off at the Golden Globes afterparty (Latina Pick of the Week, 15th January)
Jennifer Lopez, American Idol set

Jennifer Lopez set out to show she is still Hollywood’s reigning golden ass girl on the American Idol set (

Sofia Vergara’s culo magnífico or J.Lo’s culo grande: Which is your stuffing pick?

Recent/related stories:

J.Lo arrived at American Idol studio in thigh high boots (Latina Pick of the Week, 22nd April)
America Ferrera, Vanity Fair Party at the Tribeca Film Festival

¡Orale! No longer Ugly Betty. America Ferrera gave film festival pechuga peekage! (

Constance Nunes, 138 Water

Even bottled 138 Water can’t stop Constance Nunes smouldering in a bikini (

Info: Constance Nunes (

Recent/related stories:

Constance Nunes was cooling her pipes pumping 138 Water (Latina Pick of the Week, 16th April)
Camila Morais da Paz, Miami Beach

Bikini model Camila Morais da Paz brought in the bright bombs for the Brazilian Miami Beach invasion (

Recent/related stories:

Fernanda Uesler raised poles for the Brazilian Miami beach invasion (Latina Pick of the Week, 27th December 2013)
Ariadne Díaz, tanga and tongue

Mexican telenovela actress and Nuestra Belleza Jalisco finalist Ariadne Díaz gave tanga and tongue for Los 40 Principales (

Recent/related stories:

Ariadne Díaz en fuego for Open (Latina Pick of the Week, 16th April 2013)
Eiza González, From Dusk Till Dawn: The Series

Santanico will suck you dry! Eiza González in From Dusk Till Dawn: The Series screencaps (

Eiza González, From Dusk Till Dawn: The Series
Updated 7th May 2014.
Catch more pictures and a clip of Santanico’s Tittie Twister snake dance in Latina Pick of the Week 7th May.

Eiza González (

Recent/related stories:

Eiza González let all know it was #poolday on Instagram (Latina Pick of the Week, 3rd April)
Belinda Peregrín, Instagram

Mexican popstrel/actress Belinda Peregrín Instagrammed piernuda thanks to Magnum Mexico for 25 years of big sticky creamy pleasure! (

Belinda on Instagram
Belinda Peregrín Schüll (

Recent/related stories:

Belinda Instagrammed top boob and piernas sexies (Latina Pick of the Week, 25th March)
Belinda bundled at Tabasco concert by overeager fan (Latina Pick of the Week, 14th March)
Belinda got gothic for new video (Latina Pick of the Week, 2nd November 2013)
Selena Gomez, Coachella

Selena Gomez dumps the “toxic distraction” Jenner girls! (

“Sources close to Selena tell us, the singer had an epiphany after Coachella last week—where she was surrounded by booze and drugs while hanging with the Jenner girls, Justin Bieber … and all the hangers-on that come with them.”

Whoa! Hold on though, I though she’d retired her parents to Florida and was back bouncing on Biebs toxic tattooed dinkle? Seems not…

“Selena made the cut official, and public … by unfollowing Kendall and Kylie on Instagram. She also deleted all her Coachella selfies with the sisters. The Insta-purge continued … with Bieber and a bunch of others getting dropped—and, in fact, she's currently following ZERO people.”

Hell! Maybe it’s damn time I finally joined Instagram and… oh…

“We’re told Selena is determined to stay on the straight and narrow—focusing on music and, get this … going to church almost daily.”

Oh, pfff! Bloody Jesus is gonna talk conscientious Faith SelGo out of that guess the size of the glass waverly wizards wand up my ass “Secret Instagram project” she was up for! (2nd April).

Updated 7th May 2014.
“We’re told things came to a head at Coachella—Selena had a paranoid meltdown over Justin Bieber, accusing him of hitting on other girls … and they all had a falling out.”

Recent/related stories:

SelGo poked it out at Coachella and fired her parents (Latina Pick of the Week, 16th April)

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Tags: America Ferrera, Ariadne Diaz, Belinda Peregrin Schull, Camila Morais da Paz , Constance Nunes, Eiza Gonzalez, Jennifer Lopez, Selena Gomez, Sofia Vergara.

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