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Pick of the week

Pick of the Week

2nd April 2014

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

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Pick of the best stories & pics

Miley Cyrus, Adore You Remix promotional art

Miley Cyrus showed her equestrianism mounting a horse with her titties out
(celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

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Selena Gomez “Secret project” Instagram

Selena Gomez’s ass cheeks hinted at “Secret project” on Instagram
(latinacelebdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Selena Gomez, We  Day in California
Updated 3rd April 2014.
Selena Gomez was having a “We(e)” Day in California
(celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Thanks to NessaLvr for suggesting.

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Cara Delevingne, Michelle Rodriguez topless Mexican getaway

Lesbian lovers Cara Delevingne & Michelle Rodriguez topless Mexican getaway
(celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Recent/related stories:

Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne and are indeed dating (Latina Pick of the Week, 20th February)
Emma Watson, Noah première

Emma Watson had rivers rising in a thigh splitting dress at the Noah première in London (hawtcelebs.com).

Blimey! Some of her elder fans have boats and beards which I’m sure had them feeling Christmas, Easter and their 55-b-day had all come at once!

Updated 18th November 2015.

Link updated.

Recent/related stories:

Emma Watson got all hot and bothered in Wonderland (Pick of the Week, 12th February)
Emma Watson gave rare bikini candids in the Caribbean (Pick of the Week, 14th January)
Lindsay Lohan, Terry Richardson photoshoot

Lindsay Lohan was pulling her pants down for cheeky chappy Terry Richardson again (hawtcelebs.com).

Updated 18th November 2015.

Link updated.

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LiLo’s new reality show got a premiere date (Pick of the Week, 14th January)
Heidi Klum nipple slip oops

Oops! Heidi Klum slipped a nip in the Bahamas (egotastic.com).

Recent/related stories:

Heidi Klum burnt her bum, want’s you to see (Pick of the Week, 15th July 2013)
Miranda Kerr, GQ magazine

Miranda Kerr’s bare bottom was out for GQ (scanof.net).

Updated 2nd April 2014.
Link changed for larger images.

Recent/related stories:

Miranda Kerr gave a naked Pillow Tweet for W (Pick of the Week, 12th February)
Miranda Kerr pulled on a tiny bra for i-D (Pick of the Week, 8th December 2013)
Jennifer Nicole Lee, gloves on everything else off

MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee put the gloves on—taking everything else off (egotastic.com).

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SelGo Squirt
SelGo wasn’t squirting details on her “secret project”.

Arts, culture, tech. & funnies

Ina Groll (a.k.a. Kitty Blair)

Fired as the face of a German far-right, porn star Ina Groll (a.k.a. Kitty Blair) is now banned by porn industry for being a neo-Nazi (orange.co.uk).

“Blonde porn actress Ina Groll, better known as Kitty Blair, was recently used in promotional stunts for the National Democratic Party of Germany (NDP) but that changed when they discovered she had sex with a black man in her latest film.”

I heard she claimed it’s was all white up her scheide.

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Phil Evans’s irony in one of a series of cartoons presenting “good arguments against socialism”

Socialist political cartoonist Phil Evans passed on (theguardian.com).

“His style was bold and simple, but his characters had doubts, idiosyncrasies, and conflicting ideas and attitudes.”

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Meat clever

IBM’s Emerging Technology Group saw “No difference” between stealing car keys and severing fingers (wired.co.uk).

“Cutting off fingers so that the prints can be used to steal a car, is the same as stealing a set of keys to swipe that car, says Peter Waggett, Programme Leader at IBM’s Emerging Technology Group.”

Crikey! I’d say opening your car door after you’ve had them lopped off would never be quite the same again. You can’t get a thingy to whistle at to find ’em either.

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Organised rhyme: Japan’s Yakuza releases poetry mag (Pick of the Week, 15th July 2013)
Charlie Brooks

Hacking inquiry News International boss Rebekah Brooks’ hubby Charlie Brooks told court he hid that laptop because he feared his porn would leak (news.uk.msn.com).

“He told the Old Bailey he ‘incredibly stupidly’ decided to hide a bag containing explicit DVDs and a case with his Sony laptop in.”

Yep, using tabloid fodder as a johnny for yourself. If it was home porno featuring Rebekah getting it up the bum by Blair though I’m glad he did.

Campaigner claims regulator censoring porn to keep itself in a job

Campaigner claims regulator censoring porn to keep itself in a job (wired.co.uk).

“I know ATVOD very well and it is first and foremost a money making venture….”

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Google adverstise Pokemon Master position

Square eggs, Alex Salmond’s head to replace the Queens on Scotland’s pound coin, a ban on selfies and Google adverstise Pokemon Master position: April Fools’ Day 2014 round-up, Best spoofs and fake articles from around the world (independent.co.uk).

Yep, I’ll own up, I got caught out at the last minute with the Alex Salmond one, showing I can never resist the opportunity to poke a potential dicator. :)

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Best April Fools’ Day 2013 prank stories from the web (Pick of the Week, 1st April 2013)

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