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Pick of the week

Pick of the Week

13th May 2014

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and wonders if they told her one of those chaps had sat on that first.

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Pick of the best stories & pics

Updated 14th May 2014.
Miley Cyrus, O2 Arena, London

Miley Cyrus twerked off the UK leg of her tour Bangerzing her bottom at London’s O2 Arena (cheekypopdivadigest
.blogspot.co.uk)…

Getting mixed but predictable response from the British tabloids (celebrity.uk.msn.com).

“Miley just said ‘motherf*****s’ four times in the opening 20 seconds of her O2 gig. Plenty of red faced parents around.”

For sure; the London fog had concealed coverage of Miley ass from red faced parents for the past year and only Dick Van Dyke was looking.

Miley Cyrus, G-A-Y, London

Oh Crikey, she then went and did it! Miley Cyrus sucked off a male sex doll for “chaps”

This time however any red faced parents had only wandered in accidentally to ask for directions to Tottenham Court Road Tube Station and did not expect that sort of thing to be going on in that toilet cubicle!

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Pixie Lott arriving at Miley Cyrus‘ VIP party at Madame JoJo‘s in London‘s Soho

Pixie Lott gave see-thru nippleage at Miley Cyrus’ VIP party at Madame JoJo’s in London’s Soho (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

That’s certainly some big ol’ brown areola she has!

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Pixie Lott jingled balls and Keys in Manchester (Pick of the Week, 17th December 2013)
Rita Ora leaving Capital FM studios in London

Rita Ora gave an upskirt peek leaving Capital FM studios (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk)…

Rita Ora, G-A-Y, London

And performance striptease! (cheekypopdivadigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

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Rita Ora gave Beautiful People tongue (Pick of the Week, 30th April)
Katy Perry, Prismatic world tour, Belfast

Katy Perry got her dayglo Egyptian on and let her pink pussy out kicking off her Prismatic world tour in at Belfast (cheekypopdivadigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

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Ariana Grande, 102.7 Kiis FM Wango Tango, Carson, California

Petite popstrel Ariana Grande got her Wango Tango on for 102.7 Kiis FM in a sexy two tone PVC crop top and mini skirt outfit with knee-high boots (cheekypopdivadigest
.blogspot.co.uk)…

Hopefully prompting NessaLvr to further consider commissioning a painting of rude RiRi putting her tongue to good use (Pick of the Week, 6th May)…

Hayley Williams, 102.7 Kiis FM Wango Tango, Carson, California

And Paramore’s blue, green and orange streaked haired Hayley Williams pulled some edgy faces in a very tight tee and fishnets

Likely reigniting the Hayley Williams vs. Avril Lavigne punch up on Skype which I shall endeavour to duck (but many thanks to all who’ve been helping me collect what must surely be every tongue poking piccie there is of Avril Lavigne and hey, I’ve a fair collection of Hayley’s long tongue too now)…

Christina Aguilera, 102.7 Kiis FM Wango Tango, Carson, California

And Christina Aguilera shook her burgeoning baby bump.

¡Órale! That is some huge outie belly button pokeage!

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Xtina gave big jazz festival boobies! (Pick of the Week, 6th May)
Avril Lavigne, Cancun, Mexico

Avril Lavigne nearly lost her bikini bottoms! (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Awww, that is a shame. I’m rather keen on Avril’s bottom as you may know. And her tongue. And her legs. And….

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Lindsay Lohan, Gabrielle’s Gala, London

Lindsay Lohan gave an upskirt and freckled saggy sideboob at Gabrielle’s Gala (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

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Hayden Panettiere, Met Gala

Hayden Panettiere gave tongue taking a tumble on the Met Gala steps (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

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The Miley Cyrus Facial Show
The Miley Cyrus Facial Show. For sure, it’s only a matter of time, say Wednesday week.

Arts, culture, tech. & funnies

Monica Lewinsky

Monica Lewinsky opened it up on Bill Clinton affair (news.uk.msn.com).

“Ms Lewinsky wrote that she deeply regrets the affair and made a point of staying silent through several presidential campaigns to avoid becoming a distraction.”

Yes indeed, although not “tiptoeing around [your] past” sounds remarkably like that cha-ching sound rehashing it does.

It was of course the quintessential fin de siècle sex scandal that jizzed on the sanctity of the “mother of all battles” one-in-the-papa-Bush had won and let Bubba in to jiggle his on his own for two terms. And Slick Willie’s defence has deflated many a cheaters stiff innocence having only stuck it in there ever since.

Bill Clinton
I did NOT stick this in there!

Some younger pervos may be oblivious though and may need Columbo to present them with a recap of “The Case of the Jizz Stained Dress” and a reminder not to smoke that cigar! Bill Clinton—Monica Lewinsky scandal (video.uk.msn.com)

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ModelMuscles

LotzaDollars launches female body building site, ModelMuscles.com (avn.com).

“… packed with hundreds of cast-iron videos and ripped photo sets of tight and toned athletes showing off in and out of the gym.”

Well, there are certainly some with the hots for She-Hulk, so knock yourself out! ModelMuscles.com

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H.R. Giger

Swiss artist H. R. Giger, who designed the monster and sets for science fiction film Alien passed on (news.uk.msn.com).

“He passed away in a hospital in Switzerland after suffering injuries from a fall.”

Sad news indeed.

Trivia: a sketch by H. R. Giger titled “The Windowlickers” was the inspiration for that horrifically ugly, buck-toothed, deformed morphing face in IDM composer Aphex Twin’s American gangsta hip-hop music video parody “Windowlicker”.

Updated 14th May 2014.
Koo Koo, Debbie Harry
HR Giger—obituary (telegraph.co.uk).
“Beyond film, Giger was also famed for his album covers. His artwork for the Dead Kennedys’ album Frankenchrist led to the band’s singer being arrested for obscenity, but Giger’s vision of an impaled Debbie Harry on her 1981 album Koo Koo fared better, making a list of the best 100 album covers of all time.”
H.R. Giger
“HR Giger, the Swiss artist whose dramatic ‘biomechanical’ visions have heavily influenced film and music design, has died. Here, we review his work, from the scary extraterrestrials of the Alien movies, to piercing Debbie Harry album covers and even Giger-themed bars.”
Caracalla

Caracalla returns! Roman busts return after 60 years (news.uk.msn.com).

“Four Roman busts have been returned to a National Trust home after an absence of more than 60 years.”

Trivia: Caracalla murdered his brother and joint emperor, Geta, but granted everyone in the empire, with the exception of slaves, Roman citizenship—so they could all pay taxes—and was of course responsible for the construction of the famous Baths of Caracalla. Edward Gibbon, author of the renowned The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire described Caracalla as “the common enemy of mankind”. Not a nice chap then! He was popular with the Georgians for his “brooding and angry character” because they liked that sorta thing.

Recent/related stories:

Roman brothel tokens give a peep at the rise of erotic art (Pick of the Week, 13th January 2012)
Aesculapian snake

“Deadly” Aesculapian Snakes on the loose in London! (uk.news.yahoo.com).

“More than 30 deadly Aesculapian snakes measuring up to 6ft 6in in length are on the loose in central London.”

Yahoo of course knows well how to use a headline. They are deadly—to a small dog, and if you are a small Peruvian bear visiting Paddington you are truly fucked! At 6ft 6in long though they can have that canal pathway all to themself!

Triva: It is, not surprisingly, an Aesculapian snake entiwned around a rod in the classical Rod of Aesculapius, the almost universal symbol of human medicine.

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Jolly Roger

Internet service providers agree to send out alert letters to pirates (tech.uk.msn.com).

Those who’s booty is buried in chests on desert islands wanted the letters to be more threatening:

“… alert letters will be educational in tone, ‘promoting an increase in awareness’ of legal alternatives to pirated content. There will be no further action taken after four alerts have been sent out.”

Ouch! Hardly the fate which left Captain Kidd hanging around in the town I grew up: Execution of Captain Kidd (historytoday.com).

It is common knowledge now (or should be) that many of the legal offices sending those sort of letters themself are scams for which several engaging in the practice have had their butts slapped and should be ignored—although that has not stopped Marxist-Leninist Belgian Maurice declaring a great pink red victory when he downloaded a copy of U.N.C.L.E Joe’s Big Ol’ Driver.

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