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Pick of the Week

21st May 2014

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

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Pick of the best stories & pics

Kendall Jenner Instagram sideboob

Kendall Jenner gifted sideboobage that “never hurt nobody” on Instagram (celebrityoopsdigest…

Kendall Jenner, 2014 Billboard Music Awards

And turned heads in a splendidly tight pair of black sequined cropped trousers at the 2014 Billboard Music Awards but fluffed her presenting slot—which I’m sure a lot would have volunteered to have done for her.

Recent/related stories:

Kendall Jenner was cheeky in shorts at Coachella (Pick of the Week, 21st April)
Ashley Tisdale, Vanessa Hudgens bikini candids, Miami

Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens gave bachelorette party bikini candids in Miami (celebrityoopsdigest…

Vanessa Hudgens, Instagram

And Nessa gave a Coachella queens #FlashbackFriday “daisy” on Instagram.

Prompting the compelling decision of which “petal” would have been your last stop?

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Rihanna, LA Clippers playoff

Rihanna gave pink hair and pokies at LA Clippers playoff (celebrityoopsdigest

Recent/related stories:

RiRi was nude for Lui! (Pick of the Week, 30th April)
Rita Ora, fireside sideboob on Instagram

Rita Ora gave fireside sideboob (celebrityoopsdigest…

Rita Ora, KISS FM studios

And tongue at KISS FM studios (celebritytonguedigest

Recent/related stories:

Rita Ora gave Beautiful People tongue (Pick of the Week, 30th April)
Coco, Vanity Vixens Burlesque Show

Nicole “Coco” Austin gave topless tittie at her Vanity Vixens Burlesque Show (

Recent/related stories:

Coco gave a bootyful Planet Hollywood Peepshow in Sin City (Pick of the Week, 24th December 2012)
Miley Cyrus, Instagram

Miley Cyrus gave #dirtyhippie Instagram tongue (celebritytonguedigest

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Avril Lavigne, Instagram

Avril Lavigne gave gold bikini South American fan thanks on Instagram (cheekypopdivadigest…

Avril Lavigne, Instagram

Which with having nearly lost her bikini bottoms last week in Cancun (Pick of the Week, 13th May) led on to a flashback feature of that most memorable 2003 MMVA crackshot—clips included (

Recent/related stories:

Avril Lavigne nearly lost her bikini bottoms! (Pick of the Week, 13th May)
Ayem Nour, Cannes Film Festival

French actress and Reality TV star Ayem Nour flashed lacy black panties arriving at the Cannes Film Festival (celebrityoopsdigest…

Nabilla Benattia, Cannes Film Festival

Not to be outdone, French model and reality TV star Nabilla Benattia slipped a tittie!

Whay hey! What’s in store for the coup de grace el accidente wardrobe malfunction by the time the last of the cast of French Reality TV arrives?

Ayem Nour on Twitter
Nabilla Benattia (

Recent/related stories:

Oops! Nabilla Benattia gave big boob slippage (Pick of the Week, 24th September 2013)
Kennedy Summers, Playboy 2014 Playmate of the Year

Kennedy Summers named Playboy’s 2014 Playmate of the Year (

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Rihanna‘s ever changing hair styles
RiRi’s ever changing hair styles and colours makes it a wonder just what she may have down there today; is she heading for that broad landing strip or a fluffy pink full-bush Brazilian?

Arts, culture, tech. & funnies

Detail from Otto Dix’s Stormtroops Advancing Under a Gas Attack, 1924

Otto Dix’s first-hand visions of wars horror (

“The prints gathered in Der Krieg (The War) are just part of the hideous outpouring of images he unleashed. It was as if Dix needed to vomit his memories in order to purge himself of all that haunted him.”

This was how the German Neue Sachlichkeit (New Objectivity) expressionist and war veteran Otto Dix looked back at the first world war on its 10th anniversary in 1924, just as we are doing in 2014, marking its 100th.

Otto Dix,  North German Girl, 1920

Otto Dix was a major influence for me in my own very humble development as an illustrator, although my own dabblings with oil expressionism are mercifully long forgot in favour of a Pickelhaube change of direction charge smack into the more whimsical world of pop culture caricature. Make of that what you will. :)

Trivia: Dix’s art was considered “degenerate” by the Nazis and were discovered among the 1500+ paintings hidden away by an art dealer and his son in 2012 (see related stories). During World War II, the aging Dix was conscripted into the Volkssturm—the last-stand German equivelent of Dad’s Army—and was taken prisoner by the French. An officer recognised him and found him a place in the camp’s artist’s colony.

Otto Dix (
A soldier uses a dog to pull a Belgian machine gun
A soldier uses a dog to pull a Belgian machine gun.
Updated 24th May 2014.

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Detail from Artemisia Gentileschi’s Susanna and the Elders

Amanda Vickery asks “why are there so few paintings by women in public galleries?” (

Guerrilla Girls: Do women have to be naked to get into the Met. Museam?
Guerrilla Girls: Do women have to be naked to get into the Met. Museam? (, 2012)
“The disparities are startling. In 1989 the feminist Guerrilla Girls discovered that fewer than 5% of the modern works in the Metropolitan Museum in New York were by women, but 85% of the nudes were female.”

Indicative of underlying patriarchy or law of supply and demand? Is there a queue in waiting to see paintings of chaps with there bits out? Is there a similar but opposite disparity in modelling (—or indeed in porn (—indicative that it really isn’t an art question but a social—and economic—one after all, as perhaps an economist may conclude:

Dr Victoria Bateman nude portrait by the painter Anthony Connolly

Dr Victoria Bateman, economics fellow at Gonville and Caius College, posed nude to challenge the association between the female body and sex .

“In the public domain, nudity is more often than not depicted in an overtly sexualised manner. It is, therefore, no surprise if men come to view women as sex objects….”

Concluding that “we will never eradicate the overtly sexualised images of women” and that they will “always be profitable to produce”.

Amanda Vickery, The Story of Women and Art on BBC iPlayer
Updated 22nd May 2014.

Amanda Vickery journeys from Renaissance Italy to the Dutch Republic, digging in storerooms and basements to rescue some female artists from the shadows in the first episode of The Story of Women and Art on BBC iPlayer (

Info: Can I use BBC iPlayer outside the UK? (

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Bing it on

Bing it on (again) (

“For a second year, in blind tests, using the UK’s most popular web searches, most people picked Bing results rather than Google.”

You know, I so want that to be true, I really do. Not for any particular love for Microsoft or Bing but Google long since fell out of favour with me for its constant attempts to Plus me, but, as stated when I Binged it on last year, I fear Bing being true search competition is still more Bob (living in) Hope. Still, lets take the Road to… again.

Likely the “most popular web searches” mentioned in blind tests were what you told auntie you were searching for, so lets try a selection of more real world terms a celeb, porn and artistic stuffed monkey would tap in on any likely given day: Avril Lavigne ass crack, Cara Delevingne tongue, Rita Ora upskirt, Mel Ramos pop art, Photoshop pen tool practice.

Bing it on results
Gadzooks! That’s a shocker (pref. to Avril Lavigne).

Well I never! Far, far better than the big fat zero scored in October. Truthfully, as said last year, I do try to search as much as I can on Bing but keep that Toolbar search firmly placed to switch according to what I’m looking for.


Bing Images long since became my first choice for the advantages expressed last year, but it seems… yes, that would make a stuffed monkey happy.

Recent/related stories:

Bing It On! Take the Bing vs Google challenge (Pick of the Week, 17th October 2013)

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Illustrations, paintings, and cartoons featuring caricatured celebrities are intended purely as parody and fantasised depictions often relating to a particular news story, and often parodying said story and the media and pop cultural representation of said celebrity as much as anything else. Who am I really satirising? Read more.

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