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Pick of the Week

2nd August 2014

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and can just picture the Falcon flying out of a warm wet hole, Solo exclaiming “This is no cave!”.

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Pick of the best stories & pics

Selena Gomez, St. Tropez Gala

Selena Gomez gave a panties peek attending St. Tropez Gala (…

Selena Gomez, Cara Delevingne on Instagram

And bra-less blazer boobage with a spread-legged Cara Delevingne (celebrityoopsdigest

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Cara Delevingne gave Big Red Button tongue (Pick of the Week, 23rd July)
Kendall Jenner, Love magazine

Kendall Jenner was wet and topless for Love (celebexposuredigest

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Vanessa Hudgens, Young Hollywood Awards 2014

Vanessa Hudgens’ toned tummy won Young Hollywood Awards 2014, as it should! (celebexposuredigest

I’m sure our own NessaLvr’s call in to work as to why he couldn’t possibly attend was fun to hear Monday morning, but I’m sure you can get a doctors note for that sort of self-inflicted injury. :)

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Vanessa Hudgens gave Happy 4th July tongue (Pick of the Week, 8th July)
Lea Michele in a Green Bikini on a Boat in Italy

Oops! Glee’s Lea Michele slipped a European Riviera nip (

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Lindsay Lohan, Instagram

Lindsay Lohan dangled more freckled ginger jugg on Instagram (celebrityoopsdigest…

Lindsay Lohan at The White Party in Linz, Austria

And gave White Party sideboob.

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JoJo on Instagram

Petite popstrel in perpetuum Joanna “JoJo” Levesque shared post-workout clear stare cleavage (cheekypopdivadigest

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JoJo shared fun in the sun! (Pick of the Week, 21st June)
Jasmin Walia, out and about in Chelmsford

TOWIE’s Jasmin Walia gave tight dress pokies in Chelmsford (celebrityoopsdigest

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Lauren Goodger

Former TOWIE star Lauren Goodger “horrified” over leaked sex tape (

“ It was a private moment and was never intended to be seen by anybody else. But there is nothing she can do to stop it. Laws need to be changed to put an end to revenge porn.”

And yet some will still send such to relative strangers who swear blind they’d “never do such a thing” met in a chatroom or social media over Skype or Yahoo.

Kimberley Garner, St. Tropez

Kimberley Garner was flaunting her summer bikini collection and perky posterior in St. Tropez (celebrityoopsdigest

Recent/related stories:

Oops! Kimberley Garner flashed her ass in London (Pick of the Week, 26th February)
Kimberley Garner’s pose sure got things pumping (Pick of the Week, 14th January)
Pamela Anderson, Sardinia

Pamela Anderson gave Sardinia crackshot (

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Pamela Anderson TV ad was branded “degrading” (Pick of the Week, 10th June 2013)
Victoria Justice, Instagram

Victoria Justice gave hair and makeup trailer tongue pokeage (celebritytonguedigest

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Poppy Delevingne, Instagram

Brit model and socialite Poppy Delevingne, sister of Cara, gave hungover pineapple tongue (celebritytonguedigest

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SelGo & Cara—Sapphica
All I can say is if it didn’t, it should’ve, and that my inbox is always open.
Not a bum deal

Two guys got paid to rub sand on Kim Kardashian West’s badunkadunk for that photoshoot in Thailand (celebrityoopsdigest

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Kim Kardashian West gave huge Instagram areola! (Pick of the Week, 30th June)
Adrianne Curry, Comic-Con

Adrianne Curry gave cosplay pussy at Comic-Con (

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Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman in Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

First look at Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman (celebexposuredigest

“The filmmaker posted a picture on Twitter of Israeli actress Gal Gadot … as the leather-clad super heroine in thigh high boots brandishing a sword in the midst of a volcano spewing ash.”

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Arts, culture, tech. & funnies

Empire Strikes Back XXX

Axel Braun begins pre-production on Empire Strikes Back XXX (

“Braun’s Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, released in 2012, racked up eight AVN Awards and became one of the highest-selling adult DVDs in history. The Empire Strikes Back XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, being produced by Braun’s current home studio Wicked Pictures, will reunite the cast of its predecessor….”

Including the fabulously long tongued Allie Haze (Twitter), who has also parodied Rogue in Braun’s X-Men XXX.

Axel Braun’s first Star Wars parody back in 2011 had been quite ambitious, complete with its own CGI attack on the Death Star: Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody (

“I’ve been waiting for this a long time. Hopefully it won’t take this long to get to Return of the Jedi … I wanna wear that gold bikini!”—Allie Haze

Burning questions for Empire? Imperial probing droid? What can tip the odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field and is the Wampa is gonna get it on?

Updated 9th May 2015.

Braun holding auditions casting call today for Empire Strikes Back XXX (

“Braun has announced an open casting call Saturday afternoon for The Empire Strikes Back XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, the long-awaited sequel to his still mega-selling Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, which took home eight AVN Awards in 2013.”

Indeed, as noted in the article, obviously spurred on by the recently released trailer for Episode VII, Star Wars day on Twitter (Latest Picks 4th May) and all the generally wookie-hoopla surrounding. Alas it seems the pre-production is still underway then: What Is “pre-production?” (

“Following the tremendous success of the first movie was a tall order, I only wanted to do it if and when I could get my creative team back together, especially my co-conspirator Eli Cross, who took some time off to work on his own projects, like the multi-award-winning Wetwork.”

With a plan for a Sept. 2015 release, although mentioning Lexington Steele is already on board to re-don the Darth Vader mask and Dick Chibbles to climb back into the Chewie suit, no definite mention there is made of Allie Haze returning as Leia, but I’ll take it as assumed—hoped—that she will still get to utter the abstruse “Well, I guess you don’t know everything about women yet” line. But who else may casting for the unmistakably important for porn female casting pick up? Braun has mentioned Riley Steele—who is an exclusive contract performer for Axel Braun Productions and recently in his Barbarella XXX—will have a “top secret role” in the movie. Fett as female in an excruciatingly tight mesh battle suit with concussion rocket shooting out of her tits rather than his—her—wrist? We can hope.

And some—well, okay, me—might just wonder what may be in store in the allegorical XXX version of the cave scene. :)

Recent/related stories:

E.T. got a porn parody! (Pick of the Week, 24th October 2013)
Tracey Emin

Tracey Emin’s bed returns to the Tate (

“My Bed, featuring artist’s stained sheets, loaned to gallery for at least 10 years by German owner Count Christian Duerckheim”

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Jill Gibbon, project War Mart

Undercover artist Jill Gibbon’s project War Mart sketches the surreal behind-the-scenes world of the weapons trade (

“I think arms fairs give an insight into the way weapons are treated as commodities by the arms trade. The wine, pretzels and gifts, the saleswomen leaning against tanks, give the impression that weapons are simply objects of exchange. In an arms fair, there is little sign of the destructive effects of the missiles, tanks and bombs.”

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Steven Seagal to be face of Russian arms? (Pick of the Week, 10th June 2013)

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