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Pick of the Week

22nd August 2014

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

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Pick of the best stories & pics—from the last three weeks or so

A bumper edition due to unforseen circumstances putting me a lil’ behind schedule.

V Festival roundup

Lily Allen, V Festival in Weston Park, Staffordshire

Lily Allen gave Day 1 tongue (celebritytonguedigest and …

Lily Allen, V Festival in Weston Park

Day 2 nip, tit & tongue (celebrityoopsdigest…

Pixie Lott, V Festival at Weston Park, Staffordshire

While Pixie Lott only managed an “almost oops” (cheekypopdivadigest

Rita Ora, V festival in Hylands Park, Chelmsford

Rita Ora got leopard print leotard cheek and…

Rita Ora, V festival in Hylands Park, Chelmsford

A huge pearl necklace on Day 2!

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Iggy Azalea, Lollapalooza festival

Iggy Azalea lollapaloozed her badunkadunk at Day One of the annual Chicago festival (cheekypopdivadigest…

Iggy Azalea, The Today Show

And Bounced it on The Today Show.

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Miley Cyrus at Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum, Uniondale, New York

Miley Cyrus bangerzed her bottom as the US leg of her her tour bumped Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum (cheekypopdivadigest…

Lily Allen at the Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia

And Lily Allen poked it in homage at the Wells Fargo Center (celebritytonguedigest…

Comparing Miley Cyrus’ Bangerz Show to Oasis And The Stone Roses! ( Needless to say, Noel was not amused—but was he ever?

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Kylie Minogue, 20th Commonwealth Games closing ceremony

Kylie Minogue gave her Loco-motion at the 20th Commonwealth Games closing ceremony (cheekypopdivadigest

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Kimberley Garner, St. Tropez

Kimberley Garner’s derrière gave St. Tropez a workout (celebrityoopsdigest…

Kimberley Garner, Expendables 3 première in London

And Expendables 3 première sideboob.

Recent/related stories:

Oops! Kimberley Garner flashed her ass in London (Pick of the Week, 26th February)
Kimberley Garner’s pose sure got things pumping (Pick of the Week, 14th January)
Millie Mackintosh, Ibiza

Made in Chelsea’s Millie Mackintosh gave candid cans in Ibiza (

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Suki Waterhouse leaving Chiltern Firehouse

Suki Waterhouse gave vehicular panty upskirt (celebrityoopsdigest

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Suki Waterhouse gave glass tongue (Pick of the Week, 16th July)
Pixie Lott, album launch party in London

Pixie Lott gave white blazer sideboob (celebrityoopsdigest

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Jennifer Nicole Lee

MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee’s bottom was losing her bottoms again (

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Hayden Panettiere, Miami

Hayden Panettiere took her baby bump to the beach (celebexposuredigest

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Chrissy Teigen, New York City

Chrissy Teigen flashed major bra-less sideboob (celebrityoopsdigest

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Helen Flanagan, FHM

Helen Flanagan’s big babs were on sexy summer road trip (

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Helen Flanagan bunnied up for The Current Bun (Pick of the Week, 21st April)
Shay Mitchell, Instagram

Pretty Little Liars’ Shay Mitchell gave swan fun tongue on Instagram (celebritytonguedigest

Jessica Simpson, signature fragrance

Jessica Simpson gave big fragrant boobage (celebexposuredigest

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Iggy Azalea—Hoopla!
Recalling the big naughty thumbs up Iggy gave Rita changing on Instagram
(, a novel hoopla twist was introduced at the show!
Nicki Minaj, “Anaconda”

Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda” album art culturally coiled her badunkadunk (…

Nicki Minaj, “Anaconda” meme

Squeezing out its own internet meme (

Poll: Is Nicki’s big badunkadunk the best for you? (Pick of the Week, 21st Jun.).

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Nicki Minaj Instagrammed in the shower (Pick of the Week, 12th March)
Cara Delevingne, Ibiza

Fashion queen of eyebrows Cara Delevingne was battening down hatches with Suki Waterhouse in Ibiza (…

Cara Delevingne, Fashion Poses: The Fanny Pack

And, celebrating her 22nd birthday, a peek at her very impressive career to date that has seen her became the face-pulling face—and clutch—of a generation (celebexposuredigest

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Arts, culture, tech. & funnies

ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

ALS Ice Bucket Challenge gave celebs a global soaking for a great cause (

“Between July 29 and today, August 12, The ALS Association and its 38 chapters have received an astonishing $4 million in donations compared to $1.12 million during the same time period last year. The ALS Association is incredibly grateful for the outpouring of support from those people who have been doused, made a donation, or both. Contributions further The Association’s mission to find a cure for ALS while funding the highest quality of care for people living with the disease.”

Here’s some of those famous faces getting a soaking on Instagram:

Selena Gomez, Instagram

Selena Gomez

Belinda, Instagram

Belinda Peregrín Schüll

Cara Delevingne, Instagram

Cara Delevingne

Eiza González, Instagram

Eiza González

Rita Ora, Instagram

Rita Ora

Suki Waterhouse, Instagram

Suki Waterhouse

Iggy Azalea, Instagram

Iggy Azalea

Vannesa Hudgens, Instagram

Vannesa Hudgens

Updated 3rd September 2014.
Iggy Azalea, ALS Ice Bucket Challenge animated GIF (cheekypopdivadigest
“With only about half of the general public knowledgeable about amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS), also known as Lou Gehrig’s Disease, the Ice Bucket Challenge is making a profound difference. Since July 29, The Association has welcomed more than 70,000 new donors to the cause.”

The challenge dares nominated participants to be filmed having a bucket of ice water poured on their heads and challenging others to do the same. A common stipulation is that nominated people have 24 hours to comply or forfeit by way of a charitable financial donation.

Who will you nominate?

Updated 26th February 2015.

“Hawking shouldn’t be able to do the things he now does. The 73-year-old shouldn’t be able to deliver meditations on the existence of God. He shouldn’t be able to fret over artificial intelligence or humanity’s capacity for self-destruction. And he most definitely shouldn’t be able to attend the BAFTAs—Britain’s academy awards—settled inside the wheelchair that has carried him for decades, expressing admiration for a recent biopic that paid homage to his struggle. But yet, he is. And he does.”

Here’s Stephen Hawking’s children gallantly taking the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge for him (, Aug. 2014).

“Because I had pneumonia last year it would not be wise for me to have a bucket of cold water poured over me. But my children, Robercy, Lucy and Tim gallantly volunteered to take the challenge for me.”
Model Jessica Mellowes for Trina Merry

New York artist Trina Merry bodypaints paints nude models to blend into skyline (

“New York artist Trina Merry seamlessly camouflages her mostly nude models into New York City’s skyline, blending them into the details of the Empire State Building, the Manhattan Bridge, Central Park and other famous landmarks.”

Recent/related stories:

Kate Upton’s smooth pussy bodypaintingly bare! (Pick of the Week, 21st June)
The World Bodypainting Festival (Pick of the Week, 15th June 2013)
Sharks’ attraction to undersea fiber-optic cables has been well-documented over the years

Google resorting to protecting trans-Pacific underwater cables with Kevlar to guard against shark bites! (

“According to Network World’s Brandon Butler, a Google product manager explained at a recent event that the company has taken to wrapping its trans-Pacific underwater cables in Kevlar to guard against shark bites.”

Apparently, being able to sense electromagnetic fields, sharks’ attraction to undersea fiber-optic cables has been well-documented over the years. One may wonder if selective targeted ads for, I stress, the atrociousness trade in, fin soup may work better.

Updated 14th October 2014.
“Brazil has the fifth highest number of internet users in the world and has become one of the fastest growing regions for internet penetration.”

Brazilian internet penetration; oh yes, I’ve seen some of that. Actually, I’ve seen a lot of that.

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Google spies on your emails to serve targeted ads (Pick of the Week, 21st April)

How the drugs trade is being changed by Dark net markets kept alive by great customer service (

“… here they can get a better product with fewer negative risks associated with buying drugs on the street … These marketplaces are transforming the dirty and dangerous business of buying drugs in dark alleyways into a simple transaction between empowered consumers and responsive vendors. It‘s not online anonymity, Bitcoins, or clever encryption that keeps the dark net markets thriving. The real secret is good customer service.”

So it’s not just marketplace vendors on Amazon insistent on 5 star feedback after an order.

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Tags: Belinda Peregrín, Cara Delevingne, Chrissy Teigen, Eiza González, Hayden Panettiere, Helen Flanagan, Iggy Azalea, Jennifer Nicole Lee, Jessica Simpson, Kimberley Garner, Kylie Minogue, Lily Allen, Miley Cyrus, Millie Mackintosh, Nicki Minaj, Pixie Lott, Rita Ora, Selena Gomez, Shay Mitchell, Suki Waterhouse, Vannesa Hudgens.

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Illustrations, paintings, and cartoons featuring caricatured celebrities are intended purely as parody and fantasised depictions often relating to a particular news story, and often parodying said story and the media and pop cultural representation of said celebrity as much as anything else. Who am I really satirising? Read more.

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