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Pick of the Week

17th September 2014

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and for once, it wasn’t Cara that made me do it!

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Pick of the best stories & pics—From the last month or so

As you may be aware, due to family commitments and commissioned work I have been well behind on updates to this site. So here’s a bumper edition picks from the last month or so. Latina Pick of the Week shall make a return soon too.

Certainly the biggest story of the month…

Kate Upton, leaked pics

How that massive celebrity hack “The Fappening” might have happened (celebrityoopsdigest

“The leak of personal photos of more than 100 female celebrities, nude and otherwise, has tech observers questioning and debating potential vulnerabilities in Apple’s iCloud.”

And if not, if there are any more to come!

(Be sure to catch the story updates on the page.)

Initially looking—although soon no one liked to admit—like it intended to spiral on, but after the initial big baps and booty wiggle leak of Kate Upton, furious posting and reposting of progressively uncensored Jennifer Lawarence’s jiggling titties and uncertain Victoria Justice boobage, things soon stalled….

Perhaps because along with the instantly admitted to, there was a huge question mark hanging Sword of Damocles style over so many of the leaks, ranging from the from the “possible” (Ariana Grande) to the “ridiculous” (Bar Rafaeli) and the “hugely disappointingly certainly not” (Selena Gomez []).

Jennifer Lawrence, leaked pics

Certainly, the most interesting thing for the observer not admitting to have looked at J-Law’s jigglings was that this scandal highlighted a sea-change in reaction to leaked snaps, with a moral imperative thrust onto the shoulders of the viewer—not just the hacker or those uploading—in a way that has not occurred with the countless snaps and sex tapes in the past.

Upon finally coerced into pulling down its page as much as anything else, Reddit, the initial source for many, explained:

“The website issued an explanation for its decision to pull down the ‘subreddit’ page, in a post titled ‘Every Man Is Responsible For His Own Soul.’”
Victoria Justice, leaked pics

And women too, not to be sexist assuming there was at least a few keen to cast theirs to hell too for a peek at leaked Victoria Justice tongue pokeage (celebritytonguedigest

Having caused such soul-searching, refused guilt donations, not earning as much Bitcoin as hoped and breaking New Zealand’s internet, the Fappening finally seemed to jump the shark offering individuals instead of anyone one who might get sued publishing the chance to fork out for Avril Lavigne Hello Kitty backstage meet and greets likely freely available on any Avril fan site.

Updates in ascending—latest first—date order.

Updated 11th June 2015

FBI seizes home of man linked to that massive celebrity nude hack “the Fappening” (Latest picks 11th June 2015)

Updated 16th June 2016

“Fappening” hacker pleads guilty to stealing naked photos of Jennifer Lawrence and other celebrities' (Latest picks 11th June 2015)

Updated 4th January 2015.

Keke Palmer, leaked pics
Flashback feature: Keke Palmer tongue Fappening (celebritytonguedigest
“Along with boobage [and tongue] the leaks also featured Keke… well, taking a leak.”

(Link to pics).

Updated 26th October 2014.

“I’m so tempted to go into the illegal part and make more money. I did stuff that’d probably put me in prison … I destroyed a lot of computers, put it that way.”

But that, identity theft and stolen credit cards numbers isn’t really that Fappening nowadays.

Updated 9th October 2014.

For sure, a fez would have been cool!

Updated 7th October 2014.

Kelly Brook, leaked pic

Updated 6th October 2014.

Please note: With Google responding to lawyer threats to sue and removing tens of thousands of pictures from its servers I have decided to remove any that I have used for “coverage” of this scandal in the digest posts, although you may still find the links to those pictures and videos on the sites where they were posted active.

Updated 2nd October 2014.

AnnaLynne McCord, leaked pic
Yet more for the Fapp, more AnnaLynne & Rachel McCord (celebrityoopsdigest

Certainly, as suggested on the message board, someone that, depending on your Fappening stance, I was overjoyed to see more of, shocked/mortified that she could do such a thing. :)

Updated 28th September 2014.

Cara Delevingne, leaked pic?

Obviously, mention of fashions queen of eyebrows created quite some comment on the message board. :)

Updated 27th September 2014.

Emily Browning, leaked phone call
Naked Emily Browning phone call video clip surfaced (celebrityoopsdigest

Updated 23rd September 2014.

Lizzy Caplan, hacked leaked pics

Updated 22nd September 2014.

AnnaLynne McCord, hacked leaked pics

Updated 21st September 2014.

Vanessa Hudgens, hacked leaked pics
The Fappening releases more for the Fapp! (celebrityoopsdigest

More released: Vanessa Hudgens’ titties & pussy, Kim Kardashian boobs and bare bedunkadunk, Hayden Panettiere, Amanda & Aly Michalka, Gabrielle Union, Lake Bell, more Kaley Cuoco, more Avril Lavigne including that essential Brazilian crack-shot & who knew Hope Solo’s asshole would get such global prominence!

Rihanna, hacked leaked pics

Update: Rihanna too!

Poll: Did you look or did soul-searching conscience get the better of you?
I sure did, and still am looking—for more! 41%
I peeked, but Kate Upton’s tit took my eye out 17%
No, I like a leak, but this time it was wrong—and my Facebook friends threatened to unfriend me 13%
I peeked, but at the not real SelGo ones first and I’m still in a fit of despair 11%
Disgusting, I came across them looking for scooters! 10%
I forked out for the Avril ones, and now I have a whole collection of Hello Kitty screencaps! 8%

This poll has now been archived.

Recent/related stories:

Sofia Vergara, HBO’s Emmys after-party

Sofia Vergara gave an Emmys after-party nip slip (celebrityoopsdigest

Recent/related stories:

2014 MTV Video Music Awards roundup

Taylor Swift, 2014 MTV Video Music Awards

Taylor Swift gave country seat cheek peek (celebrityoopsdigest…

Jennifer Lopez, 2014 MTV Video Music Awards

Jennifer Lopez’s gown’s high thigh slit gave pussy peekage

Rita Ora, 2014 MTV Video Music Awards

Rita Ora gave bountiful cleavage and much high-thigh (cheekypopdivadigest…

Ariana Grande, 2014 MTV Video Music Awards

Ariana Grande was exquisite in a short tight leather dress

Demi Lovato, 2014 MTV Video Music Awards

Demi Lovato gave mighty fine gapboob

Jessie J, 2014 MTV Video Music Awards

Jessie J went Greek

Nicki Minaj, 2014 MTV Video Music Awards

And Nicki Minaj gave an almost oops wardrobe malfunction—although some cried foul.

See also:

Recent/related stories:

Miley Cyrus twerked the VMAs (Pick of the Week, 5th September 2013)
Oh yeah, Lady Gaga did a thing at the VMAs too (Pick of the Week, 5th September 2013)
Iggy Azalea and Rita Ora, Budweiser Made In America Festival in Philadelphia

Fancy! Iggy Azalea & Rita Ora couldn’t keep their hands off each other at Budweiser Made In America Festival (cheekypopdivadigest

See also:

Recent/related stories:

Rita Ora got a V Festival pearl necklace (Pick of the Week, 22nd August)

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Taylor Swift—“Country Seat”
With the link between fashion, music and ass posed by FashionRocks, Taylor Swift mulled if extra cushion should have padded the VMAs display of her “country seat”.
Updated 16th November 2014.
“@diplo should we do something about your tiny penis while we’re at it hm”

Ya know, I think Diplo’s “campaign” was actually intended as a sideways compliment but, caricature aside, I think Taylor’s booty is mighty fine just as it is. :)

Fashion Rocks celebrated the relationship between music, fashion and great ass with…

Jennifer Lopez, Fashion Rocks held at the Barclays Center of Brooklyn

Jennifer Lopez (cheekypopdivadigest…

Nicki Minaj, Fashion Rocks held at the Barclays Center of Brooklyn

And Nicki Minaj.

Poll: Was J.Lo or Nicki’s badunkadunk best for you? (Pick of the Week 21st June 2014)

See also:

Recent/related stories:

Jennifer Lopez gave Booty! (Latina Pick of the Week, 24th August)
Kendall Jenner, Russell James photo shoot

Kardashian Korps. young fashion envoy Kendall Jenner got artistically nude for fashion (celebexposuredigest

Recent/related stories:

Kendall Jenner was wet and topless for Love (Pick of the Week, 2nd August)
Kim Kardashian West, GQ Woman of the Year 2014

Kim Kardashian West’s badunkadunk bagged her GQ’s Woman of the Year 2014 (celebexposuredigest

Poll: Was Kimmy’s big badunkadunk best for you? (Pick of the Week 21st June 2014)

See also:

Recent/related stories:

Kim Kardashian West gave huge Instagram areola! (Pick of the Week, 30th June)
Ariana Grande, Today show, New York

Ariana Grande sparkled the Today show (cheekypopdivadigest

See also:

Recent/related stories:

Ariana Grande gave KTUphoric panty flashage (Pick of the Week, 8th July)
Demi Lovato, Baltimore Arena

Demi Lovato gave mighty black corset cleavage in Baltimore kicking off her “Demi World Tour” (cheekypopdivadigest

See also:

Recent/related stories:

Demi Lovato gave Fun Fearless sideboob! (Latina Pick of the Week, 5th June)
Cara Delevingne, Tom Ford Black Orchid

Model minx Cara Delevingne gave bare bum for Tom Ford (celebexposuredigest

Cara Delevingne and Jourdan Dunn, GQ Men Of The Year Awards 2014

And gave see-thru nippleage and bit fellow mannequin de mode Jourdan Dunn’s ass at GQ Men Of The Year Awards (celebrityoopsdigest

See also:

Recent/related stories:

Keira Knightley, Interview magazine

Keira Knightley got her itty bitties out for for Interview (celebexposuredigest

Recent/related stories:

Miley Cyrus, V magazine Sept. 2014

Miley Cyrus got her puppies out for V (celebexposuredigest

Recent/related stories:

JoJo on Instagram

Petite popstrel Joanna “JoJo” Levesque shared mega-cleavage with friends and Instagram (cheekypopdivadigest…

JoJo, Nikko La Mere&rsquo MegaBabeSeries 2

And mega babe cleavage for Nikko La Mere (celebexposuredigest

Recent/related stories:

JoJo shared post-workout clear stare cleavage (Pick of the Week, 2nd August)
JoJo shared fun in the sun! (Pick of the Week, 21st June)
Rita Ora Adidas Originals oops

Original split! Rita Ora split her designed for Adidas pants stopping off for a kebab (celebrityoopsdigest

See also:

Rihanna on vacation in Italy

Rihanna gave Italian vacation crack-shot (celebrityoopsdigest

Recent/related stories:

RiRi Spike TV’s Most Desirable Woman (Pick of the Week, 13th June)
Rosa Mendes, WWE Main Event oops

Oops! WWE wrestler Rosa Mendes gave shiny bare butt (celebrityoopsdigest

Recent/related stories:

Arts, culture, tech. & funnies

Eroticism Saves the Earth telethon

Japanese adult film stars take part in bizarre Eroticism Saves the Earth telethon (

“The adult movie stars allowed fans to feel their breasts in return for a charity donation as part of the 12th annual 24 hour TV event Eroticism Saves the Earth.”

Recent/related stories:

Latest Japanese fetish a total cover-up (Pick of the Week, 13th June)
“Man Proposes, God Disposes” by Edwin Landseer (1864)
“Man Proposes, God Disposes” by Edwin Landseer (1864)

“The polar bears made me do it!” The painting reputed to make university students fail exams (

“In the 1970s, fear of the curse reached fever pitch … when a student point blank refused to be seated near it. ‘The poor registrar, who just wanted to get this exam underway, ran off and tried to find the biggest thing that she could to cover the picture,’ … it turned out to be a massive union jack flag. Ever since, the same flag has adorned the painting every year during exams.”
Brain-to-brain “telepathic” communication achieved for first time

Brain-to-brain “telepathic” communication achieved for first time (

“For the experiment, one person wearing a wireless, internet-linked electroencephalogram or EEG would think a simple greeting, like ‘hola,’ or ‘ciao.’ A computer translated the words into digital binary code, presented by a series of 1s or 0s. ”

Obviously for future messenger and chatroom communication where you just have to think “Can I see you tits?” rather than actually formulate a sentence to type such as an introduction.

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Tags: Ariana Grande, Cara Delevingne, Demi Lovato, Iggy Azalea, Jennifer Lawarence, Jennifer Lopez, Jessie J, Joanna “JoJo” Levesque, Jourdan Dunn, Kate Upton, Keira Knightley, Kendall Jenner, Kim Kardashian, Miley Cyrus, Nicki Minaj, Rihanna, Rita Ora, Rosa Mendes, Sofia Vergara, Taylor Swift, Victoria Justice.

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