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Pick of the Week

26th November 2014

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and can quite imagine how that is going to describe the Chocolate King of the Ukraine!.

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Pick of the best stories & pics

But got gummed by Bette Midler (

“Midler made headlines on Tuesday when she discussed the pornification of the pop industry in a new interview with the British newspaper, citing Ariana Grande as one of the many women who, she claims, use their music to promote sex.”

Obviously Bette has an opinion here to sell, but having already learnt well that sugar can overpower as easily as vinegar, young Ariana’s riposte however pretty much won the day with most, tweeting:

Indeed, those old enough to think Ariana is one of Pan’s People and remember a younger Ms. Midler embracing her sexuality on stage back in the day in corsettes may feel that there is a degree of pot calling the kettle… forcing Bette to concede touché:

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Flame-haired American TV personality Phoebe Price got to be Santa’s not-so-little helper (

And did her huge freckled mau maus tittie fuck that snowman?

Phoebe Price, The Grove shopping center
Phoebe Price, The Grove shopping center
Info: Who on Earth is Phoebe Price? (

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Iggy Azalea split her pants at a Bar Mitzvah (Pick of the Week, 13th November)

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Dakota Johnson was topless in Pantelleria (celebrityoopsdigest

Dakota Johnson, Pantelleria Italy

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Rose McGowan stripped for Flaunt (celebexposuredigest

Rose McGowan, Flaunt magazine November 2014

Chelsea Handler gave a stereophonic tittie tweet (celebrityoopsdigest

Chelsea Handler, Twitter

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Chelsea Handler tittie and bare bum baited Instagram (Pick of the Week, 13th November)

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Tongue teasers

Charlotte Free gave play pokeage (celebritytonguedigest…

Charlotte Free, Instagram

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Charlotte Free gave “goodbye pink hair” tongue (Pick of the Week, 13th November)

Stella & Vanessa Hudgens gave sistersister tongue (celebritytonguedigest

Stella Hudgens, Instagram

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Ariana Grande—The Champagne Incident
For sure, Kim K.s #BreakTheInternet party arse piece was Photoshopped (Pick of the Week 13th November), but did you expect anything else with such a novel glass arse balancing concept in the same way that you wouldn’t expect anything else from lesser bootied Ariana Grande’s own cork catching “The Champagne Incident?”

Bai Ling gave The Crow 20th Anniversary underboob (celebrityoopsdigest

Bai Ling, The Crow 20th Anniversary screening

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Bai Ling was… Bai Ling at at Comikaze (Pick of the Week, 13th November)
Colorfully kooky Bai Ling tongue at LAX (, 14th October)

Arts, culture, tech. & funnies

Adriana Lima, Gigi Hadid, Joan Smalls and plus size model Candice Huffine pose for Steven Meisel’s Pirelli calendar 2015 (

“If you are a model and you get a phonecall to be in Steven Meisel’s edition of the Pirelli calendar, you say yes.”
Anna Ewers, Pirelli calendar 2015

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Cambridge students slammed again for best bum contest (

“Twelve undergraduates—six male and six female—posed for pictures to take part in the contest, called Cambridge’s Best Bums.”
Cambridge’s Best Bums

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The Guardian’s Jonathan Jones ponders why art’s so obsessed with the grotesque (

“The grotesque has staying power because our life as beings of flesh and blood has not changed, and so long as we have bodies, we can experience body horror.”
Horror hands by Jonathan Payne
Horror hands by Jonathan Payne

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Otto Dix’s first-hand visions of wars horror (Pick of the Week, 21st May)

Russia creating its own encyclopaedia to rival “unreliable” Wikipedia (

“The initiative will be an alternative of Wikipedia: the analysis of this resource has shown that it does not have enough detailed and reliable information about Russian regions and the life of the country.”
Russia creating its own encyclopaedia to rival Wikipedia

And a little too much about the formally red bear’s intimidation of the Euromaidan and the annexation of the Crimea. It will also tell that Putin did indeed find Atlantis down in the depths of Lake Baikal.

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Pussy Riot musicians to be freed after amnesty bill passes (Pick of the Week, 26th December 2013)

Mozilla tells Google, it’s not you anymore, it’s Yahoo (

“Mozilla … announced that it had not renewed its lucrative contract with Google, but instead will use Yahoo as Firefox’s default search engine in the U.S.”
Mozilla Firefox

Meaning Bing (search results) of course.

“And rather than have a global designated search partner—as it has had with Google in nearly all markets for a decade—Mozilla will instead strike country-by-country deals”

Yep, that maybe being flipped as a money grab by Moz but it does seem Google was getting a lot more out of their relationship, as you’d likely expect. And, not the only ones to feel short-changed…

European Parliament may propose Google antitrust break-up in draft resolution (

“European politicians have grown increasingly concerned about Google’s and other American companies’ command of the Internet industry, and have sought ways to curb their power. A public call for a break-up would be the most far-reaching action proposed and a significant threat to Google’s business.”
European Parliament may propose Google break-up in draft resolution

I do however remember the same call to arms on Microsoft’s dominance at the height of the Clone Browser wars in the late 90s (the one Yoda didn’t fight in) and the “choose your default browser” app that hung about on your desktop which made that go away resolved that.

Updated 13th December 2014.
Yahoo starts prompting Chrome users to “upgrade” to Firefox
“If you’re visiting any Yahoo property today, chances are you’ll see an “Upgrade to the new Firefox” link in the top-right corner of your browser window. The prompt also appears if you’re using Internet Explorer, Opera and even the new Yandex browser. However, the prompt is missing from Safari, which will surely prompt a new round of speculation about Apple’s rumored switch to Yahoo as its default search engine.”

You know, I have been trying to give Bing (which of course powers Yahoo search too) first search dibbs for some time now, with mixed results. For sure, it has had that with image search for some time longer—you can see the results of that in the Bing It On challenge earlier this year (Pick of the Week 21st May). Have you switched search? Have you even tried? To some degree I feel Google search may have just become the “safe” search option for many in the same way Chrome has become the default browser.

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Google Street View takes a camel across the desert (Pick of the Week, 21st October)

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