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Pick of the Week Last Few Weeks

18th March 2015

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and for all those that decry pop divas are just eye candy that can’t sing, with a skewed opinion of what a performer does. Believe me, he’s a great performer but I’ve seen (and heard) Ozzy Osbourne live too, several times. The Pixies too—blasphemy I say, blasphemy (and not a life-style choice).

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Pick of the best stories & pics from the last few weeks

Lady Gaga gave commercial tittie (celebrityoopsdigest

Lady Gaga, Shiseido commercial oops

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Lady Gaga got puked on—for arts sake (Pick of the Week, 23rd March 2014)

Chrissy Teigen gave Miami Beach photoshoot titties (celebrityoopsdigest

Chrissy Teigen, Miami Beach photoshoot

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Chrissy Teigen gave Times Square pokeage (Pick of the Week, 14th January 2015)
Chrissy Teigen flashed major bra-less sideboob (Pick of the Week, 22nd August 2014)

Gave Instagram booty boomin’ Photoshop fail (GoogleTube).

Lindsay Lohan, Instagram

You can catch that on Instagram here.

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LiLo dangled more freckled ginger jugg on Instagram (Pick of the Week, 2nd August 2014)

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Rita Ora gave The Nice Guy see-thru nippleage (celebrityoopsdigest

Rita Ora, leaving The Nice Guy restaurant in Los Angeles

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Stella Hudgens gave do as you please cheek in Hawaii (celebexposuredigest

Stella Hudgens, Instagram

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Sarah Hyland & Vanessa Hudgens gave photobooth birthday tongue (Pick of the Week, 19th December 2014)
Stella Hudgens gave Disneyland teacups (Pick of the Week, 19th December 2014)

Kim Kardashian West gave Paris Fashion Week see-thru tittie (celebrityoopsdigest…

Kim Kardashian West, Lanvin show at Paris Fashion Week

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Kim Kardashian West got nude for Love (Pick of the Week, 22nd February 2015)
Cara Delevingne gave Kim Kardashian West tongue for Love (Pick of the Week, 31st January 2015)

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Kendall Jenner straddled Cara Delevingne for Love (Pick of the Week, 22nd February 2015)
Cara Delevingne gave Kim Kardashian West tongue for Love (Pick of the Week, 31st January 2015)

Charli XCX gave Brit Awards sideboob (celebrityoopsdigest

Charli XCX, Brit Awards 2015 in London

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Charli XCX got her moOoOOOOOoOOo on for Jimmy Kimmel (Pick of the Week, 22nd February 2015)
Charli XCX’s cleavage was Heaven in London (Pick of the Week, 31st January 2015)

Nicki Minaj gave sheer nippleage for fashion (celebrityoopsdigest

Nicki Minaj, Marc Jacobís New York Fashion Week show

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Nicki Minaj gave Rolling Stone pokeage (Pick of the Week, 14th January 2015)
Jessie J, Nicki Minaj and Ariana Grande Bang Banged the AMAs (Pick of the Week, 26th November 2014)

Scout Willis gave private viewing see-thru nippleage (celebrityoopsdigest

Scout Willis, Impossible 8x8 exhibition at Hoxton Gallery

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Chelsea Handler got topless, mounted camel! (Pick of the Week 31st January 2015)
Chelsea Handler gave a cold tittie tweet (Pick of the Week, 14th January)

Maitland Ward gave High Voltage photoshoot (celebexposuredigest

Maitland Ward, High Voltage photoshoot

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Maitland Ward gave New Year’s Eve Creativ PR pussy peekage (Pick of the Week, 14th January 2015)

Zahra Schreiber gave WWE naked love triangle leak (celebrityoopsdigest

Zahra Schreiber

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Oops! WWE wrestler Rosa Mendes gave shiny bare butt (Pick of the Week, 17th September 2014)

Tongue teasers

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Kim Kardashian West gave tired tongue (celebritytonguedigest

Kim Kardashian West, Instagram

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Dani Thorne gave farewell to wisdom teeth tongue (celebritytonguedigest

Dani Thorne, Instagram

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Dani Thorne gave laser away side pokeage (Pick of the Week, 22nd February 2015)
Dani Thorne gave showntoscale tongue (Pick of the Week, 19th December 2014)

Charli XCX gave bored-of-being-bored tongue (celebritytonguedigest

Charli XCX, Instagram

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Pretty Little Liars’ Shay Mitchell gave Holi tongue (celebritytonguedigest

Shay Mitchell, Instagram

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Shay Mitchell gave swan fun tongue on Instagram (Pick of the Week, 22nd August 2014)

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LiLo Leak
As well as having door frame bendin’ booty LiLo squirts too! The real question is what though (Pick of the Week 31st Jan. 2015).

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Ariana Grande faced angel wing for Victoria Secret show 2014 (Pick of the Week, 19th December 2014)

Wasn’t her Shakira great too!

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Xtina gave breathtaking cleavage-heavy medley introduction (Pick of the Week, 22nd February 2015)
Xtina gave Halloween knockers (Pick of the Week, 31st October 2014)
Xtina posed pregnant, see-thru and nude and for V (Latina Pick of the Week, 3rd August 2014)

Arts, culture, tech. & funnies

Pregnant model with killer abs draws controversy (video,

“A model nearly 9 months pregnant has been posting baby bump pictures on Instagram [and] it’s her still toned tummy that’s got everyone talking.”
Sarah Stage

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Heavily pregnant mother sparks outrage for weightlifting (Pick of the Week 24th September 2013)

Pornhub turns masturbation into energy in bid to save the planet! (

“With an estimated 41 million people visiting it every day, Pornhub figured it might be time to channel all that furious fapping into something more useful than brief, boredom-relieving ecstasy.”
Pornhub Wankband

So how does that work then?

“The [Wankband] creates power when moved in an up and down motion, with a kinetic charger inside storing the clean (albeit slightly dirty) energy generated. It can then be connected via USB to smartphones, tablets and computers, powering them with 100% sustainable energy.”

You’ll have to shift it some to keep that flick going in case of a power cut though.

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Pornhub: What porn do females search for most? (Pick of the Week, 19th December 2014)

Sex workers “find job rewarding” (

“In the survey of 240 sex workers, 52% stated they felt able to stop sex work if they wanted to, compared to just under a quarter of respondents, 24%, who said they did not feel able to stop.”
A survey found that two thirds of sex workers questioned described the work as “fun”

And 96% offered the surveyor a discount.

“Many people, particularly politicians, fall into the trap of seeing sex work as inherently bad without actually asking sex workers what their experiences are and what challenges they face. This research challenges this perspective.”

Except the Green party who, in the run up to the UK General election, promise “all elements of the sex industry will be decriminalised, and prostitutes could no longer be discriminated against in child custody cases.” (Latest Picks 22nd Jan.) Presumably to fulfill their plan to allow people to take up “personally satisfying and socially useful work.”

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Could anyone see it as blue until modern times? (

Yes, of course, this relates to that dress (latinacelebdigest

That dress—obviously rather blue now
“… ancient languages didn’t have a word for blue—not Greek, not Chinese, not Japanese, not Hebrew. And without a word for the color, there’s evidence that they may not have seen it at all.”

Or they may just have called it something else. Like white, and black was gold.

Bill Clinton portrait artist hints at Monica Lewinsky scandal (

“While a literal shadow cast on the president’s office by the unseen scandal may not be the most complex or oblique of metaphors, Shanks may have resorted to the imagery because he found it ‘hard’ to capture Clinton as a man.”
Bill Clinton portrait during its unveiling at the Smithsonian Castle Building in Washington

Rather than just a slick Willy.

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Monica Lewinsky opened it up on Bill Clinton affair (Pick of the Week, 13th May 2014)
“Two Spanish con-men’s attempted sale of a forged Goya painting backfired spectacularly after their client, supposedly a rich Arab sheik, paid them in counterfeit bank-notes worth 1.7 million Swiss Francs. The middleman who had brokered the deal then vanished with the only genuine money in the affair—300,000 borrowed euros—and, finally, the two con-men themselves were arrested.”

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Leonard Nimoy, Star Trek’s Mr Spock, dies at 83 (

“George Takei, who played Hikaru Sulu on Star Trek and was a friend of Nimoy’s, paid tribute to the actor. ‘The word extraordinary is often overused but I think it’s really appropriate for Leonard’, Mr Takei told US broadcaster MSNBC.”

An extraordinary influence for young and old. Missing him already. Even though there is no real Genesis planet to bring him back he will always be with us.

#RIPLeonardNimoy (Twitter).

Leonard Nimoy—obituary (

“Nimoy himself was the opposite of the unfeeling, imperturbable Spock. Humorous and emotional, he wrote romantic poetry, and published several volumes of verse, including Will I Think of You? (1974), We Are All Children Searching for Love (1977) and Warmed by Love (1983). He was also an enthusiastic participant in 1960s ‘love-ins’, gatherings where hippies came to relax and, more often than not, make love. ‘It wasn’t quite group sex,’ he recalled, ‘but there was a lot of embracing.’”

Leonard Nimoy: His life in pictures (

“The Star Trek actor’s final tweet before he was hospitalised earlier this week has gone viral with hundreds of thousands of shares on the social networking site. He wrote ‘A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP’”

Leonard Nimoy: Spock made me feel like it was good to be the weird kid (

“Other childhood heroes made me want to be stronger, faster, or have superpowers. Spock made me want a bigger brain. He made me feel like it was good to be the weird kid.”

For sure; but he had that Vulcan nerve pinch too which, big brain or not, would K.O. the hardest of Klingons.

Trivia: It was originally supposed to be a punch but…

“Nimoy felt that such a brutal action would be undignified for a Vulcan. He therefore invented an alternative by suggesting that Vulcans have the ability to project telepathic energy from their fingertips (à la ‘the Vulcan Mind Meld’), which if applied to a nerve cluster correctly could render a human unconscious. Allegedly, the director of the episode didn’t understand the idea when Nimoy explained it to him, but William Shatner understood immediately and reacted in exactly the way Nimoy had hoped when they executed the move during filming, explaining that it would be similar to ‘feeling an electrical charge.’ From then on, the pinch was referred to as the FSNP, for Famous Spock Nerve Pinch in Star Trek’s scripts.” (Wikipedia)
“The world has lost one of its brightest, sharpest minds. In over 70 books, Terry enriched the planet like few before him. As all who read him know, Discworld was his vehicle to satirise this world; he did so brilliantly, with great skill, enormous humour and constant invention. Terry faced his Alzheimer’s disease (an ‘embuggerance’, as he called it) publicly and bravely. Over the last few years, it was his writing that sustained him. His legacy will endure for decades to come.”—Larry Finlay, managing director at Transworld Publishers

#RIPTerryPratchett (Twitter).

Quotes from campaigner and fantasy author Terry Pratchett (

“He wrote more than 70 books, the last of which he completed last summer, but in recent years he was equally well known as a supporter of assisted suicide. He made a documentary on the subject for the BBC. ”

Along with his awesomely funny satirical stories, it is thoughts like this that inspired me:

“Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. Of course, I could be wrong.”

For sure, the same can be said about philosophy but I am pretty certain Sir Terry did just as much to explain the human condition as Plato, for a start, accepting the fact that we likely always will live within the cave in his allegory, and helping us to laugh at the distorted shadows of not only that outside but comically of ourself cast by the firelight.

“Evolution was far more thrilling to me than the biblical account. Who would not rather be a rising ape than a falling angel? To my juvenile eyes, Darwin was proved true every day. It doesn’t take much to make us flip back into monkeys again.”

For sure, Tibbs is proof of that.

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