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Pick of the Week

20th April 2015

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and obviously Roman Zolanski put the high wind up Islamic State’s mini-caliphate in Birmingham that Fox News’ terrorist “expert” would have you believe exists.

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Pick of the best stories & pics

Selena Gomez gave wet pokie swimsuit nipple (celebexposuredigest…

Selena Gomez, Instagram

And was cheeky in bikini candids in Mexico (celebrityoopsdigest

Selena Gomez, Puerto Vallarta, Mexico

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Selena Gomez got topless and “Loitia-ish” for V (Pick of the Week, 22nd February 2015)
Rita Ora and Selena Gomez got to grips with Cara Delevingne (Pick of the Week, 14th January 2015)

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Nicki Minaj gave sheer nippleage for fashion (Pick of the Week, 18th March 2015)
Nicki Minaj gave Rolling Stone pokeage (Pick of the Week, 14th January 2015)

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J.Lo squeezed The People cleavage in Beverly Hills (Pick of the Week, 20th December 2014)
Iggy Azalea & J.Lo shook striped booty at the AMAs (Pick of the Week, 26th November 2014)

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RiRi got a tit out for AnOther (Pick of the Week, 22nd February 2015)
RiRi got wet, showed skin for Esquire UK (Pick of the Week, 13th November 2014)
RiRi gave Halloween turtle tongue (Pick of the Week, 31st October 2014)

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Xtina gave breathtaking cleavage-heavy medley introduction (Pick of the Week, 22nd February 2015)
Xtina gave Halloween knockers (Pick of the Week, 31st October 2014)

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LiLo gave #ShowItWhileYouGotIt nippleage on Instagram (Pick of the Week, 8th April 2015)
LiLo opened her legs for Hunger (Pick of the Week, 18th March 2015)

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Courtney Stodden flipped and twirled her tatas (Pick of the Week, 12th March 2014)

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Kimberley Garner’s ass was her own best ad in Cannes (Pick of the Week, 8th April 2015)
Kimberley Garner gave candid Caribbean caboose (Pick of the Week, 14th January 2015)
Kimberley Garner’s derrière gave St. Tropez a workout (Pick of the Week, 22nd August 2014)

Comedienne Chelsea Handler gave work week bare bottom (celebrityoopsdigest

Chelsea Handler, Instagram

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Chelsea Handler got topless, mounted camel! (Pick of the Week 31st January 2015)
“Avril Lavigne has ‘gained a lot of perspective’ since being diagnosed with Lyme disease. The ‘Complicated’ hit-maker, who is married to Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger, refuses to let the illness—which is caused by tick bites and causes pain in the sufferer’s skin and joints and problems with the heart and nervous system—hold her back.”

And satirical caricature aside, good on you girl, and wishing her all the best with it.

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Charli XCX gave “Put ur middle fingers up” tongue (celebritytonguedigest

Charli XCX, Instagram

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Charli XCX gave Brit Awards sideboob (Pick of the Week, 18th March 2015)
Charli XCX got her moOoOOOOOoOOo on for Jimmy Kimmel (Pick of the Week, 22nd February 2015)

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Dani Thorne gave farewell to wisdom teeth tongue (Pick of the Week, 18th March 2015)
Dani Thorne gave laser away side pokeage (Pick of the Week, 22nd February 2015)
Dani Thorne gave showntoscale tongue (Pick of the Week, 19th December 2014)

Ariana Grande gave “sweeet like candy” tongue (celebritytonguedigest

Ariana Grande, Instagram

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Avril Lavigne—“No drink problem here”
Sadly, it has turned out she is unwell, but at the end of last year Avril was able to turn a smile to spurious rumours: Avril Lavigne denies “hilarious” rehab rumours (

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Kendall Jenner gave bunny bare bum “Hoppy” Easterage (Pick of the Week, 8th April 2015)

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JoJo mega babe cleavage for Nikko La Mere (Pick of the Week, 17th September 2014)
JoJo shared post-workout clear stare cleavage (Pick of the Week, 2nd August 2014)

Arts, culture, tech. & funnies

“The campaign, which will run through April, will also feature a ‘Save The Balls’ landing page ( ), where fans can go learn more about the disease that is the leading cause of ailment in men between the ages of 18 and 35. ”

A difficult enough topic for all to talk about, but imagine for a moment how much more for those that have suffered.

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“A voluptuous trainee police officer’s arresting 32JJ bust has seen her take top prize in a plus-size lingerie contest. … Her incredible figure has also secured her a modelling contract with plus-size agency, Bridge Models.”

An arresting figure for sure!

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France bans ultra-thin models in crackdown on anorexia (Pick of the Week, 8th April 2015)
“The company told creators of popular channels today that the offering, which does not yet have a name, is coming soon. It will offer ad-free videos as well as the ability to store videos offline on their mobile devices, for a price expected to be around $10 a month. It will also let creators put their videos behind a paywall so that only subscribers to the premium version can view them, sources said.”

Yes indeed, “for creators, YouTube’s carrot comes with a stick”:

“… creators are required to participate in the subscription offering, or every video on their channels will be set to private, sources said. The move will likely upset some creators, who may object to aspects of the program.”

For sure, I didn’t even know GoogleTube had adverts until the time I tried to tune into Lady Gaga on iPad’s Safari browser, you know, the one that don’t work with AdBlock Plus.

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Yahoo wants to take on YouTube with its own video site (Pick of the Week, 8th April 2014)

“Despite accounting for an estimated 85 per cent of matter in the Universe, dark matter has never been seen directly by any scientific instruments. Its existence has only been inferred by its gravitational effects.

“But astronomers have now for the first time witnessed dark matter apparently ‘slowing down’ after interaction with other dark matter—suggesting it is capable of engaging with a force other than gravity.”

Hmmm… something we can only hypothetically suggest exists interacting and slowing down after interacting with something else we can only hypothetically suggest.

“Dark matter may not be completely ‘dark’ after all.

“Dark matter can only be detected indirectly by the way it bends the light of distant galaxies in a process known as gravitational lensing.”

Indeed, either not so “dark”, or perhaps an equation has gone awry somewhere. Certainly not “dark” enough to stop some attempting to “map the invisible”:

“Combining the imprint of all these minuscule distortions, the new map shows exactly where dark matter is concentrated within this particular patch of sky.”

Hang on though, I always thought dark matter was supposed to be pretty uniformly dispersed so as to discount the possibilty of the missing mass just being a super-super huge black hole somewhere. Prehaps we need something else to explain that:

“This expansion of the universe is happening at an increasing rate, and dark energy is the force physicists have proposed to account for that increase.”

Ah, “dark energy”—something else we cannot see or detect; how could we not see that coming.

“The simplest theory for explaining dark energy, which is based on Einstein’s relativity, [Prof Bridle] added, is ‘terrible’—but it is the best available.”

You know, it all sounds a bit like the “Aether” or quintessence to me (Wikipedia), the “best available” in Newton’s time.

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“Two-time national champion Nigalidze was exposed when Petrosian grew suspicious about his frequent trips to the lavatory during Saturday’s sixth-round match.”

You can just imagine how that went: “Good move.” (Rising) “I gotta take a shit. Again.”

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Did Deep Blue beat Kasparov because of a computer bug? (Pick of the Week, 13th June 2012)

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