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Pick of the Week

18th May 2015

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

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Pick of the best stories & pics

This years’ Chinese themed annual Met Gala ball was semi-sheer costume art attack with…

Kim Kardashian West (celebexposuredigest…

Kim Kardashian West, 2015 Met Gala

Kendall Jenner (celebrityoopsdigest …

Kendall Jenner, 2015 Met Gala

Poll: Semi-sheer costume art attack—who wore it best?

Jennifer Lopez 31%
Kim Kardashian West 26%
Kendall Jenner 17%
Rihanna 15%
Beyoncé 9%
Other 2%

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Miley Cyrus gave fan greeting mesh top nipple peekage (celebrityoopsdigest

Miley Cyrus, Adult Swim Upfront in New York

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Miley Cyrus hiked perfunctory pokeage (Pick of the Week, 8th April 2015)
Miley Cyrus gave happy hippy pokeage (Pick of the Week, 22nd February 2015)

Kendall Jenner gave see-thru cheek and thong peek (celebrityoopsdigest

Kendall Jenner, Los Angeles

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Kendall Jenner’s thighs gave a dog a bone for V (Pick of the Week, 2nd May 2015)
Kendall Jenner gave bunny bare bum “Hoppy” Easterage (Pick of the Week, 8th April 2015)

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Selena Gomez gave candid camel toe in Mexico (Pick of the Week, 2nd May 2015)

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Bai Ling orchestrated a nail salon nip slip (Pick of the Week, 31st January 2015)
Bai Ling slipped a Movie meets Media tittie (Pick of the Week, 19th December 2014)

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Emily Ratajkowski got topless for Jonathan Leder (Pick of the Week, 7th November 2013)

Stella Hudgens gave replete rack on Instagram (celebexposuredigest

Stella Hudgens, Instagram

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Stella Hudgens gave do as you please cheek in Hawaii (Pick of the Week, 18th March 2015)
Sarah Hyland & Vanessa Hudgens gave photobooth birthday tongue (Pick of the Week, 19th December 2014)

Tongue teasers

Christina Milian gave “Girls will be girlzzzz” tongue (celebritytonguedigest

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Christina Milian gave sideboob Focus (Latina Pick of the Week, 20th March 2015)
Karrueche Tran’s ass left the beach in Miami (Pick of the Week 19th December 2014)

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Zoe Kravitz was topless for Flaunt (Pick of the Week, 2nd May 2015)

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Jennifer Lopez—The Empress’ New Clothes
For sure, it’s “semi-sheer”, just like the other outfit… just more so.

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Maitland Ward got her slave Leia on for #StarWarsDay (celebexposuredigest

Maitland Ward, Star Wars Day in Burbank

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Maitland Ward gave “Terror Chic” photoshoot (Pick of the Week, 2nd May 2015)
Maitland Ward got body paintingly naked for Living Art (Pick of the Week, 8th April 2015)
Maitland Ward gave High Voltage photoshoot (Pick of the Week, 18th March 2015)

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Sarah Hyland gave Kentucky Derby tongue tweet (Pick of the Week, 2nd May 2015)

Arts, culture, tech. & funnies

“The Authority For Television On Demand (ATVOD) said Mistress Megara Furie and Mistress R’ea published smutty movies which breached its guidelines on ‘extreme content’. Ms Furie quickly pulled down the offending content, but Mistress R’eal has so far failed to respond and could face a massive £10,000 fine.”

Quickly pulled down but failed to respond? Sounds like the balls are still in her court then. No, I don’t get it either, nor do I wanna. :)

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Two arrested over naked selfies app (

Naked selfies app
“Two men face prison sentences in the US after they developed an app that trawls through people’s private photo albums looking for naked selfies. … What the two men did was develop an app, which they called Photofucket, that scanned through the private libraries of people on Photobucket. The software scoured private photo albums for bare skin, in a practice known as ‘FUSKING’. This app was able to circumvent the privacy settings at, and accessed and copied users private and password protected information, images and videos. Essentially, the suspects stole naked pictures from unsuspecting women.”

“FUSKING”. Yikes! And unless they did indeed ensure their app’s algorithm attempted to check the gender, I’m sure plenty of unsuspecting men too just like in the accompanying illustrated mug shot.

“They then allegedly sold passwords and access to Photofucket, to allow customers to view the images and videos on the Internet.”

And there’s the—not that sorta—rub; there was certainly a social media led sea change with regards the ethics of viewing stolen nudie snaps with last years’ “The Fappening” and the soon after “The Snappering” but likely not because of the real currency they are for the perpetrators.

For sure, it was once that way with malware back when that more meant virus than trojan horse; a joker in his or her bedroom somewhere coding something for a laugh to wipe your drive was bad enough but generally came to light soon rather than later so that said laugh could be had whereas malware today generally has the intention of stealing funds or account through which to promote fund making schemes meaning all the more complexity and silent running to keep out of sight.

Note that a hard to guess password as universally recommended nowadays and initially implicitly blamed for those revealed in The Fappening would have been immaterial as the app circumvented the privacy settings at Photobucket to access.

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