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15th June 2015

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and awww c’mon, that tongue went near everything else!

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Pick of the best stories & pics

Miley Cyrus was piggin’ naked for Paper (celebexposuredigest…

Miley Cyrus, Paper magazine

And what’s yo flava nipple (celebrityoopsdigest

Miley Cyrus, Instagram

For sure, pink curly pubes… who knew! The size of her areolas (Gallery) having intrigued many to such a degree until finally shown, I guess it finally answered that question too.

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Miley Cyrus gave fan greeting mesh top nipple peekage (Pick of the Week, 18th May 2015)
Miley Cyrus hiked perfunctory pokeage (Pick of the Week, 8th April 2015)
Taylor Swift, 2015 Billboard Music Awards

Which puts the “Bad Blood” and Katy Perry’s “Regina George in sheeps clothing” on the Forbes Power Women List for first time ( but made Nasty Gal look lacking the good sense God presumably proverbially gave a goose for incorrectly ID’ing her Balmain jumpsuit as its own (

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68th annual Cannes Film Festival oops

Popstrel Pixie Lott gave Dheepan Première nipple (celebrityoopsdigest…

Pixie Lott, Dheepan Première at the 68th annual Cannes Film Festival

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Pixie Lott gave white blazer sideboob (Pick of the Week, 22nd August 2014)
Michelle Rodriguez shared vacation naked yoga piccie on Instagram (Latina Pick of the Week, 17th July 2014)

Kendall Jenner gave tight ass Lyrca (celebrityoopsdigest…

Kendall Jenner, Beverly Hills

And bikini booty with Gigi and Bella Hadid in Monte Carlo (celebexposuredigest

Gigi and Bella Hadid, Kendall Jenner in Monte Carlo

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Kendall Jenner gave see-thru cheek and thong peek (Pick of the Week, 18th May 2015)
Kendall Jenner’s thighs gave a dog a bone for V (Pick of the Week, 2nd May 2015)

Kim Kardashian West got an arm bra on for Vogue Brazil (celebexposuredigest…

Kim Kardashian West, Vogue Brazil

And newly announced pregnant pokies (celebrityoopsdigest

Kim Kardashian West, New York

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Kim Kardashian West got nude for Love (Pick of the Week, 22nd February 2015)

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Charli XCX gave “thank u tokyo” tongue (Pick of the Week, 2nd May 2015)
Charli XCX gave “Put ur middle fingers up” tongue (Pick of the Week, 20th April 2015)

But took pooch issue with P&O:

“I begged him to let me go through, he laughed at me and said NO again… I kept telling him and showing him again that the dogs were fully vaccinated and were 100 per cent vaccinated in order to enter the UK.. AND THEN, I screamed!!!”

As you fully expect Cat to do, and it took a whole crate a Bibble to calm that down.

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Swedish songstress Tove Lo gave trance tittie flash (celebrityoopsdigest

Tove Lo, Rock In Rio in Las Vegas

Model minx Cara Delevingne shot selfie sideboob (celebrityoopsdigest

Cara Delevingne in Toronto

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Kendall Jenner straddled Cara Delevingne for Love (Pick of the Week, 22nd February 2015)

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Maitland Ward got her slave Leia on for #StarWarsDay (Pick of the Week, 18th May 2015)
Maitland Ward gave “Terror Chic” photoshoot (Pick of the Week, 2nd May 2015)
Maitland Ward got body paintingly naked for Living Art (Pick of the Week, 8th April 2015)

Elisabeth Harnois gave CSI Maui crack-shot (celebrityoopsdigest

Elisabeth Harnois, Maui

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Brazilian model Kat Torres was making waves for 138 Water in Malibu (Latina Pick of the Week, 20th March 2015)
Kaili Thorne showed where to hang your hat (Pick of the Week, 21st June 2014)

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JoJo and friends gave “Babe in BoobLand” tongue (Pick of the Week, 2nd May 2015)
JoJo gave poolside #moblessins (Pick of the Week, 20th April 2015)
JoJo mega babe cleavage for Nikko La Mere (Pick of the Week, 17th September 2014)

Tongue teasers

Gigi and Bella Hadid gave Kendall Jenner boob grab and lick (celebritytonguedigest

Gigi Hadid and Kendall Jenner, Instagram

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Victoria Justice poked it with cream (celebritytonguedigest

Victoria Justice, Instagram

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Miley Cyrus gave tongue and Squirt (celebritytonguedigest

Miley Cyrus, Instagram

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Stella Hudgens gave long lost member pokeage (celebritytonguedigest

Stella Hudgens, Instagram

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Stella Hudgens gave replete rack on Instagram (Pick of the Week, 18th May 2015)
Stella Hudgens gave do as you please cheek in Hawaii (Pick of the Week, 18th March 2015)

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Dani Thorne gave farewell to wisdom teeth tongue (Pick of the Week, 18th March 2015)
Dani Thorne gave laser away side pokeage (Pick of the Week, 22nd February 2015)

Alexa PenaVega gave strapless sweetheart pokeage (celebritytonguedigest

Alexa PenaVega, Instagram

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Alexa PenaVega gave #FitnessPhotoFriday abs (Pick of the Week, 2nd May 2015)

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Taylor Swift—Another year, another suspect lookin‘ award
Taylor Swift—Another year, another suspect lookin‘ award

Kim Kardashian West has a professional selfie taker… who knew!

Maya Z, professional selfie photographer
“I am the name behind many of the most famous selfies you’ve seen, the great Ellen photograph of the Oscars, many of Kim Kardashian’s, if you look closely you can see me in the background directing it as if it were an orchestra.”

For sure, I try with these from Kim’s latest hardcover Selfish selfies book but—not undesirably I stress—her “self shot” titties keep getting in the way.

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Woman’s interminable bikini selfie shoot divides YouTube (Pick of the Week, 31st October 2014)
“According to search warrant affidavits obtained this week by NBC News that were recently unsealed in U.S. District Court in Chicago, the FBI’s search for the culprit led them to a man named Emilio Herrera, 30, last October. Investigators found that a single computer, owned by Herrera, linked to two email addresses accessed compromised accounts. The affidavit, however, did not list Herrera as a suspect.”

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Scarlett Johansson hacker got 10 years (Pick of the Week, 24th December 2012)

Arts, culture, tech. & funnies

“ is hoping to thrust itself into the stratosphere by crowdfunding a porno that will be shot 68 miles above the Earth’s surface on a shuttle service like Virgin Galactic. … Eva Lovia and Johnny Sins are the stars enlisted to make one small boink for porn and one giant money shot for mankind. Lovia, 26, is particularly excited about the opportunity. ‘The bragging rights alone are worth it,’ she told The Huffington Post. ‘We don’t know if any astronauts have had sex in space, so we’d be the first to publicly admit it.’”

Although “besides raising funds, there are other kinks to be worked out”, which may suggest active optics are indeed still focused more on porn’s proclavity for the hopefully capitalisable costume and props spelunkadunk-in-space fantasy raised here and now on terra firma. Indeed, it must be said, Pornhub is not the first to attempt to get a load blown in space: Adult entertainer and former Euro porn star Coco Brown aka Honey Love hopes to be first porn star in space (12th Feb. 2013, updated 30th May 2015).

Featuring as Tiger Lily in the recently released Kill Bill: A XXX Parody, Eva Lovia is this weeks Porn Star Pick (Latest Picks 13th June 2015).

Eva Lovia, Kill Bill: A XXX Parody
Eva Lovia, Kill Bill: A XXX Parody © Digital Playground

Recent/related stories:

Pornhub: What porn do females search for most? (Pick of the Week, 19th December 2014)
“Since the 2011 Navy Seal raid in which the al-Qaida chief was killed, there have been numerous unconfirmed reports that the documents included ‘a considerable quantity of pornographic videos’. … But while the US declassified a substantial number of documents and released detailed lists of Bin Laden’s reading preferences, details the pornography kept by the man who was the world’s most-hunted terrorist will remain hidden.”

Surprising, not that a supposedly devout Islamic fundamentalist watched porn but that the US, with an NSA policy to discredit radicals—presumably Islamic and otherwise—over their web-porn use (Pick of the Week 8th Dec. 2013) and British spy agency GCHQ seemingly tuning in to the webcams of jihadists pulling one off (Pick of the Week 5th Mar. 2014) are not keen to capitalise on it. Perhaps that it was likely American-made porn confuses the issue.

“A Reuters report from 2011 described his collection as ‘fairly extensive’, and including recent-vintage video smut [but the office of the director of national intelligence] declined to specify the sort of porn Bin Laden preferred. While al-Qaida and other global jihadists project an image of religious asceticism, jihadist militants—comprising as they do men interacting under conditions of stress—often have pornographic material close to hand. According to Louise Shelley, a professor at George Mason University, porn smuggling routes operate in territory controlled by the Islamic State.”

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“The ‘aroused’ and ‘overexcited’ man was spotted at the start of the World Naked Bike Ride (WNBR) event in Canterbury, Kent, on Sunday. He was ordered by stewards to put his jeans on before being spoken to by police, and was not allowed to take part in the event—aimed at raising awareness of the dangers faced by cyclists on the road.”

For sure, he could’ve had someone’s eye out with that.

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No pants subway ride 2015: Mexico City (Latina Pick of the Week, 16th January 2015)
It’s No pants subway ride 2015 (Pick of the Week, 14th January 2015)
“The idea is that women take off their tops and hold a can of Coca-Cola between their boobs, conceal their nipples to make the images vaguely Facebook censorship-friendly and then snap a selfie. The #HoldACokeWithYourBoobsChallenge—which campaigners hope will match the popularity of the Ice Bucket Challenge—is meant to raise awareness of breast cancer. … The craze has already gone global women from America, Russia and France posting their selfies to Instagram, Twitter and Facebook to urge women to check their cleavage for lumps and bumps.… ”
Kate Upton #HoldACokeWithYourBoobsChallenge
Even celebs got involved… Kate Upton

Sadly however, it’s all a ruse—or a misunderstanding at least…

“Hold A Coke With Your Boobs Challenge” is the work of adult entertainment scout, not breast charity (

“The growing trend was widely believed to be in aid of raising money or awareness for a breast cancer charity, however it has transpired that it isn’t affiliated with any official organisation, and is in fact the work of talent scout for the adult entertainment industry, Danny Frost.”
Danny Frost
I’m Danny Frost. Gemma Jaxx and I are the creators of the #Holdacokewithyourboobschallenge.

Attempting to clear things up:

“He posted a message on the official #HoldACokeWithYourBoobsChallenge Facebook page saying: ‘We started the challenge as a joke. We never thought it would take off, but it did. People started posting that it was for a breast cancer awareness charity, and we thought why not do something good with this, so we went with it.’”

And put a positive spin:

“If this gets a few of those types of girls to do their check-ups and prevents them from losing their breast or dying from breast cancer by doing something fun and goofy, does it not make it worth it?”

However, just so all are sure:

“The Breast Cancer Research Foundation told Esquire that the organisation does not support the campaign or plan on accepting any donations from it.”

Challenge started as a joke and hijacked or not, I recall pranksters proposed similar during that happening “The Fappening” back in Aug./Sept. in solidarity with J-Law et al. last year.

4chan users trying to TRICK more women into sharing nude photos in support of Jennifer Lawrence (

And I’m sure there will be more than a few social justice warrior misogamy moralist elect out there ironically maintaining that it was as much the gals fault as any for falling for it despite that support for cancer research was likely not the be-all-and-end-all of many wishing and quite willing to share a social boob.

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“The veteran actor, immortalised in films from Dracula to The Wicker Man, and via James Bond villainy to the Lord of the Rings trilogy, died at 8.30am on Sunday morning at Chelsea and Westminster Hospital in London.”

The Prince of Darkness sadly never to rise again and, for sure, a sincere outpouring of grief from seemingly all.


#RIPChristoperLee (Twitter).

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