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Pick of the Month

Pick of the Month

30th September 2015

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and For sure, Instagram may not have an issue with bare bottoms after all but is there one within obsessively looking for Kardashian-Jenner ass crack fakery?

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Pick of the best stories & pics

Miley Cyrus gave topless FaceTime for Interview (celebexposuredigest

Miley Cyrus, Interview magazine September 2015 issue

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Kylie Jenner dropped Bombshell cleavage for Galore (celebexposuredigest

Kylie Jenner, Galore magazine Bombshell Generation issue

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Kylie Jenner celebrated her 18th birthday (Pick of the Month, 31st August 2015)

Kendall Jenner got the sheer mesh up for Vogue Japan (celebexposuredigest

Kendall Jenner, Vogue Japan

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Iggy Azalea had bent over Trouble (Pick of the Week 22nd February 2015)

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¡Hurra! J.Lo is headed to Vegas (Latina Pick of the Week, 20th May 2015)

Oops! Wardrobe malfunctions

Rita Ora slipped a big nip leaving Chris Brown concert (celebrityoopsdigest

Rita Ora, leaving Chris Brown concert in Anaheim

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Rita Ora gave bikini bum and boobage in Ibiza (Pick of the Month, 31st August 2015)

Cara Delevingne gave Pan première upskirt (celebrityoopsdigest

Cara Delevingne, Pan première in London

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Cara Delevingne shot selfie sideboob (Pick of the Week, 15th June 2015)

Lindsay Lohan slipped a London Fashion Week nip (celebrityoopsdigest

Lindsay Lohan, Gareth Pugh show London Fashion Week

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LiLo was cheeky for Notion (Pick of the Week, 2nd May 2015)

Colourfully kooky Bai Ling gave shower selfie nippleage (celebrityoopsdigest

Bai Ling, Twitter

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Bai Ling orchestrated a nail salon nip slip (Pick of the Week, 31st January 2015)

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Caroline Flack dropped topless Jamaica tittie (Pick of the Week, 14th January 2015)

Bumper tongue teasers

Cara Delevingne gave Mango opening pokeage (celebritytonguedigest

Cara Delevingne, Mango boutique opening in Milan

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Cara Delevingne and Gal Gadot poked it at Comic-Con (Pick of the Month, 31st July 2015)

Kendall Jenner poked it with Karlie Kloss at NY Fashion Week (celebritytonguedigest

Kendall Jenner and Karlie Kloss, Diane Von Furstenberg collection New York Fashion Week

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Charli XCX poked it at Reading Festival (celebritytonguedigest…

Charli XCX, 2015 Reading Festival

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Charli XCX gave bent over Lollapalooza (Pick of the Month, 31st August 2015)

Katy Perry gave People’s Designer pokeage and panty flash (celebritytonguedigest

Katy Perry, TCL Chinese 6 Theatres for the première of Jeremy Scott: The People’s Designer

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Katy Perry, Super Bowl halftime mighty rack n’ Roar (Pick of the Week, 22nd February 2015)

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Charlotte Free gave more extremely long tongue (Pick of the Week, 19th December 2014)

Hailee Steinfeld gave #LoveMyself mess pokeage (celebritytonguedigest

Hailee Steinfeld, Instagram

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Hailee Steinfeld gave #LoveMyself tongue (Pick of the Month, 31st August 2015)

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Victoria Justice gave just wingin’ it pokeage (celebritytonguedigest

Victoria Justice, Instagram

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Victoria Justice gave Polkohontas pokeage (Pick of the Month, 31st July 2015)
Victoria Justice poked it with cream (Pick of the Week, 15th June 2015)

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JoJo gave first session on the pole (Pick of the Month, 31st July 2015)
JoJo gave “Geeeaaaauuuxxxx” downblouse cleavage (Pick of the Week, 15th June 2015)
JoJo and friends gave “Babe in BoobLand” tongue (Pick of the Week, 2nd May 2015)

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Zendaya “Daya” debuting pokeage (Pick of the Month, 31st August 2015)
Zendaya poked tongue and pulled pre-Grammy party faces (Pick of the Week, 22nd February 2015)

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SelGo—On the Ropes?
Seemingly still aching to cast off her “conscientious Faith” image and frustrated at how media has seemingly ignored her progression may have left SelGo feeling she’s on the ropes, but is taking to the cover of her Revival topless promising further back at ’ya with nudity lowblow? We can hope. :)

Updated 8th October 2015.

Selena Gomez reveals she underwent chemotherapy to treat lupus as she breaks silence on illness and hits out at claims she was in rehab (

Being at the time of those disgraceful body-shaming comments during her Mexican vacation (Pick of the Week 2nd May 2015).

“Selena said being the subject of gossip while she was having treatment was hurtful and it made her angry. ‘I’m so f***ing nice to everybody and everyone is so vile to me,’ she told Billboard. I’ve been working since I was seven. I’ve been a UNICEF ambassador since I was 17. It’s so disappointing that I’ve become a tabloid story.’”

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Of course, it all ends in blood, tears and possible consequences. But did you really expect things to end in any other manner? Did Channel 5? Or did they just get exactly what the former Teen Mom backdoor access sex tape star was invited along for?

“Farrah Abraham cut a concerned figure as she was pictured being escorted out of the Celebrity Big Brother studios in Borehamwood, Hertsfordshire, and to her hotel on Tuesday evening following an explosive episode of Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side which resulted in the police being called. … Farrah and Jenna’s sighting came hours after Rylan Clark was forced to end the show 12 minutes early following eruptive scenes which left guest ’Allo ’Allo actress Vicki Michelle being rushed to hospital after being hit by a flying champagne glass. Police were called after 2015 housemates Farrah, Jenna Jameson, Janice Dickinson and former contestant Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace were involved in a fracas which saw chairs and glasses thrown across the studio.”

But, who threw first, huh, Ms. Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace?

Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 23rd September 2015).

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Farrah Abraham got more backdoor in another video (Pick of the Week 19th February 2014)

Arts, culture, tech. & funnies

So claims new research commissioned by Britain biggest relationship charities, seemingly a squirt in the eye for center and far right political distraction-driven calls for renewal of Judeo-Christian values.

“Sending flirtatious or sexually suggestive text messages and pictures [and even pornography] is now a part of many people’s sex lives and appears to be a particular favourite of unmarried couples, nearly half of whom said it’s had a positive impact on their relationship (49 per cent, compared to just 28 per cent of those who are married or in a civil partnership.”

A 28 per cent that are likely logging in to chat with handles such as MWM58_wife-out when she is down the bingo.

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 1st September 2015)

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Yep, it’s time for the online version of Where’s Waldo again.

“Mexican drug lord Joaquín ‘El Chapo’ Guzmán may be in hiding in Costa Rica, after the fugitive’s son appeared to reveal his location on Twitter by accident. Jesus Alfredo Guzman Salazar tweeted a photo of himself and his father eating at a restaurant, but seemed to forget about Twitter’s location function which automatically tags where an image is taken.”

Undoubtedly he will have dined and been seen at every Taco Bell in Costa Rica and skipped off on a motorcycle on waterskies before Mexican marines and DEA arrive to attempt pick him up.

But is he in that Costa Rica or having the same fun with Twitter’s geolocator that some in Paris (Texas) may be having with a striped shirt, string of onions around their neck and a beret?

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 6th September 2015)

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El Chapo escapes prison… again (Pick of the Month, 31st July 2015)
Charli XCX—Doing It, topless
Charli XCX—Doing It, topless. Why not. :)
“Smartphones have traditionally been a handy place to indulge in adult content without anyone watching over you. Until now. Security research firm Zscaler has found a nasty piece of ransomware that tricks users into thinking they are downloading an Android-based pornography app. Once the app is opened, the ransomware takes a photo of the smartphone owner using the front camera, locks the phone and demands $500 (£330) to unlock the device.”

And all that to indulge your porn pleasure on a flippin’ 3 and half inch screen. Seriously, I’m waiting for the first call from…

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 9th September 2015).

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Two arrested over naked selfies stealing app (Pick of the Week 18th May 2015)
“When Apple marketing chief Phil Schiller announced that the company’s stylus for new iPad Pro would be called Pencil, the crowd audibly laughed in unison. On the surface, it was because it played into the stereotype that Apple lays claim to everyday inspirations. But on a deeper level it traces back to former CEO Steve Jobs, who famously said in 2007 at the initial iPhone reveal, ‘Who wants a stylus? You have to get em’, put em’ away. You lose them. Yuck.’ Yet it turns out that eight years later, some people do want a stylus—and they’ve improved substantially alongside the devices with which they’re used.”

Indeed, you try concept sketching in SketchBook Pro with your finger and then tell me you don’t want one. For sure, efficient if expensive alternatives have long been available but can they really make it clear that the Pencil is not just designed to help you clean out your inbox….

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 10th September 2015).

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