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Pick of the Month

Pick of the Month

24th December 2015

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

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Pick of the best stories & pics

Congratulations were due to Kim Kardashian West after giving birth to a baby boy, her second child with rappin’ tailor beau Kanye West

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Kim Kardashian West gava a pregnant nude selfie (Pick of the Month, 31st August 2015)
Kim Kardashian West, Jürgen Teller photoshoot (Pick of the Month, 31st July 2015)

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Khloé Kardashian gave big bumper lunges (Pick of the Month, 31st October 2015)
Khloé Kardashian gave Complex fitness bedunk (Pick of the Month, 31st July 2015)

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Kylie Jenner gave masquerade pokeage (Pick of the Month, 30th November 2015)

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Kourtney Kardashian was nude and pregnant for DuJour (Pick of the Week 19th December 2014)

Paris Hilton gave bare bum for Paper’s winter issue (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Paris Hilton, Paper magazine winter 2015 issue

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Paris Hilton wore leather bustier at Coachella (Pick of the Week 21st April 2014)
Paris Hilton gave see-thru bra nippleage for V (Pick of the Week 5th March 2014)

Oops! Wardrobe malfunction

Catwalk queen Naomi Campbell slipped a festive party nip (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Naomi Campbell, leaving Madonna’s party

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Naomi Campbell and more bared more or less all for Interview (Pick of the Week 5th September 2013)

Rita Ora gave umbrella dash nip slip (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk)—

Rita Ora arriving at Cirque Le Soir, London

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Rita Ora gave Bambi Awards see-thru nipples (Pick of the Month 30th November 2015)
Rita Ora slipped a big nip leaving Chris Brown concert (Pick of the Month, 30th September 2015)
Rita Ora gave bikini bum and boobage in Ibiza (Pick of the Month, 31st August 2015)
Bai Ling, New Year’s Eve celebration

Indeed, how did she keep that ball in place.

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Bai Ling gave crotch-shot celebrating her 49th birthday (Pick of the Month, 31st October 2015)
Bai Ling gave shower selfie nippleage (Pick of the Month, 30th September 2015)

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Christina Milian was poppin’ Melrose pokeage (Latina Pick of the Month, 7th July 2015)
Christina Milian gave bikini beach butt in Miami (Latina Pick of the Week, 20th May 2015)

Tongue teasers

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Behati Prinsloo gave boutique opening ass flash (Pick of the Week 8th April 2015)
Candice Swanepoel gave candid bikini butt in Miami (Pick of the Week, 5th March 2014)

Rita Ora gave upmarket Kensington Polaroid pokeage (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Rita Ora, Instagram

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Becky G gave T.J. Martell Foundation pokeage (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk)…

Becky G, T.J. Martell Foundation’s 16th Annual New York Family Day

And gave festive pokeage.

Becky G, Instagram

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“SUCKER” songstress Charli XCX lacked #FridayFeeling (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk)…

Charli XCX, Instagram

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Charli XCX poked it with bottle (Pick of the Month, 30th November 2015)
Charli XCX gave upskirt cheek (Pick of the Month, 31st October 2015)

Victoria Justice gave back alley pokeage with sis Maddy Grace (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk)…

Victoria Justice and Maddy Grace, Instagram

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Victoria Justice gave “cookehs and créme” side-pokeage (Pick of the Month, 31st October 2015)
Victoria Justice gave just wingin’ it pokeage (Pick of the Month, 30th September 2015)
Victoria Justice gave Polkohontas pokeage (Pick of the Month, 31st July 2015)

Vanessa Hudgens gave festive Rad sweater endorsement pokeage (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Vanessa Hudgens, Instagram

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Stella Hudgens gave festive pierced nipple endorsement pokeage (Pick of the Month, 30th November 2015)

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Dani Thorne gave into the void tongue (Pick of the Month, 30th November 2015)
Dani Thorne, ready for the weird tongue (Pick of the Month, 31st August 2015)

Christina Milian poked it with seasonal joy and best wishes (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Christina Milian, Instagram

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Karrueche Tran gave cone licking love (Pick of the Month, 30th September 2015)

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Kendall Jenner #FreedNipple for 40m followers (Pick of the Month, 30th November 2015)
Kendall Jenner gave see-thru nipples at Cinepolis Theater (Pick of the Month, 31st October 2015)
Kendall Jenner got the sheer mesh up for Vogue Japan (Pick of the Month, 30th September 2015)

Miley Cyrus festively poked it for pussy (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Miley Cyrus, Instagram

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Miley Cyrus gave topless FaceTime for Interview (Pick of the Month, 30th September 2015)

Bella Thorne gave festive pokeage (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Bella Thorne, Instagram

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Dani Thorne gave into the void tongue (Pick of the Month, 30th November 2015)
Dani Thorne, ready for the weird tongue (Pick of the Month, 31st August 2015)

.:: Top column 2 ::.
Kendall & Kylie—Festive Doll Vibes
Kendall & Kylie—Festive Doll Vibes. With Kylie getting plastic “RealDoll” vibes for Interview this year after Kendall’s prosthetic boobs and bedunk fantasy-play last, one can imagine those particular “optional” extras were included.

Which means it’s time for the annual Jingling Ball poll…

Poll: Who festively Jingled Balls best for you?

Selena Gomez 50%
Hailee Steinfeld 30%
Becky G 10%
Demi Lovato 10%
Other I missed 0%
Tove Lo 0%

This poll has now been archived.


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Hailee Steinfeld gave #LoveMyself pokeage (Pick of the Month 30th September 2015)
Tove Lo gave Music Midtown tittie (Pick of the Month 31st October 2015)

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Demi Lovato gave spontaneous no make-up nude for Vanity Fair (Pick of the Month, 1st October 2015)

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Adrienne Bailon gave mega tetas challenge cleavage (Latina Pick of the Week, 17th June 2015)

Maitland Ward Freed ’em on Snapchat (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk)…

Maitland Ward, Snapchat

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Maitland Ward gave Halloween-themed cheek (Pick of the Month 31st October 2015)
Maitland Ward gave see-thru Comic-Con Crave Escape (Pick of the Month 31st July 2015)
Maitland Ward gave Memorial Day pokies (Pick of the Week, 15th June 2015)

(celebexposuredigest.blogspot.co.uk).

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JoJo poked it for Galore, “honey” on my face for Snapchat (Pick of the Month 30th November 2015)
JoJo gave that’s a wrap pokeage (Pick of the Month, 30th September 2015)
JoJo gave first session on the pole (Pick of the Month, 31st July 2015)

Taylor Swift an “obnoxious Nazi Barbie”, writes Camille Paglia (theguardian.com).

That’s a Barbie Nazi, not a FemiNazi, y’all.

Taylor Swift—Suspect Award
“Camille Paglia has written a scathing critique of Taylor Swift, referring to the singer as an ‘obnoxious Nazi Barbie’ whose ‘twinkly persona is such a scary flashback to the fascist blondes who ruled the social scene during my youth’. Paglia, known for seminal feminist works such as Sexual Personae, criticised the singer for perpetuating elitism and undermining female empowerment by surrounding herself with a group of girls who were simply ‘performance props’.”

For sure, she’s not the first to suggest similar, that being Katy Perry with a Mean Girls comparison (msn.com, Mar. 2015), and exactly what else is she “perpetuating” attempting to trademark “Swiftmas?”

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 12th December 2015).

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Arts, culture, tech. & funnies

The 2016 Pirelli Calendar may signal a cultural shift (nytimes.com).

Amy Schumer, 2016 Pirelli Calendar
Amy Schumer, 2016 Pirelli Calendar
“On Monday, a new kind of Pirelli calendar was unveiled, showcasing 12 months of fully clad women (mostly) chosen for their achievements.Though the calendar has, on rare occasions, featured women in clothes (most notably in 2013, when it was shot in Brazil by Steve McCurry), this is the first time there is no provocation in the posing, and the first time the attraction of the subjects is in their résumés, not their measurements.”

A “never sold but given to an exclusive group of 20,000 V.I.P.’s, musicians, politicians and royalty” Pirelli Calendar with no provocative, let alone rudie bits? For sure, if we consider “the cultural shift” being whatever it takes to get it into a headline perhaps; social justice warrior lumbersexuals can chop iPad wood with no guilt while sawing for cultural shift DIY selfie porn from someone just met on Facebook.

But what shift—cultural or otherwise—is to be found or not removed within?

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 1st December 2015).

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FHM and Zoo magazine axed: a victory for feminists? (Latest picks 18th November 2015)

“A Korean girl pop group has been forced to fly home from Los Angeles after airport officials allegedly suspected its members of being sex workers. Oh My Girl, which has eight members aged from 16 to 21, said in a statement they were held for fifteen hours at Los Angeles International Airport by customs and border officials.

“According to the Los Angeles Times, the airport was suspicious of the number of props, clothing and staff accompanying the band.”

Making it sound as if accompanying pop diva “props” were akin to something I draw.

Accompanying pop diva “props”

.:: Read more—and see the video ::. (Latest Picks 12th December 2015).

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“For the first time, UK intelligence agency GCHQ has admitted that it does hack into computers and devices to install malware to spy on people both in the UK and abroad. The admission was made before the UK’s independent Investigatory Powers Tribunal, which is hearing complaints by human rights advocacy group Privacy International and seven internet service providers (ISPs) that GCHQ and the Foreign Office broke privacy laws to illegally hack into phones, computers and networks around the world.”

Well, there you go. To be honest, I’d always expected they did, and still will do despite Home Secretary Theresa May forced to backtrack on internet “snooping” plans at the start of last month (Latest Picks 2nd Nov. 2015). But even if they have/did/will do, it’s just not as great and good as un-American headloppers, according to Donald “I don’t want them shopping at Amazon” rump Trump (thisisnocave.blogspot.co.uk).

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Which un-encryptedly leads us on through a backdoor to…

Apple wades into UK encryption debate criticizing Investigatory Powers Bill (ibtimes.com).

Apple wades into UK encryption debate criticizing Investigatory Powers Bill

“Apple is calling on the British government to rethink proposed laws it believes would weaken the security of the hundreds of millions of people who use the company’s instant messaging service and could potentially spark ‘serious global conflicts.’ In an unexpected move, the U.S. tech giant has made an eight-page written submission to a committee that is currently scrutinizing the Investigatory Powers Bill introduced by British Home Secretary Theresa May last month.

“In its submission, Apple raised concerns over weakening encryption, hacking and the fact that implementing those rules would set a worrying precedent that other countries would follow. ‘The bill threatens to hurt law-abiding citizens in its effort to combat the few bad actors who have a variety of ways to carry out their attacks,’ Apple’s submission says. ‘The creation of backdoors and intercept capabilities would weaken the protections built into Apple products and endanger all our customers. A key left under the doormat would not just be there for the good guys. The bad guys would find it too.’”

Indeed, and that’s despite Daesh compelling all its headloppers to dump their i devices as they suspect they are already being used to track them (ibtimes.com, Feb. 2015). And that “the bad guys would find it too” and sooner rather than later as they do with most exploits it seems and it not just being Apple’s encryption such a snoopers agenda charter could do damage to more than just Jihadists knocking one out on Facetime (Pick of the Week 5th Mar. 2014); login to your PayPal anyone?

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Here’s why Apple made the stylus that Steve Jobs hated (Pick of the Month, 30th September 2015)

Having already been banned by the Met for use on anything but private property (telegraph.co.uk, Oct. 2015), I guess it’s the “gift” that never was….

Hoverboard fire risk

Get rid of your hoverboards now, Amazon tells customers (telegraph.co.uk).

“Customers who bought hoverboards as Christmas gifts have been urged to ‘dispose’ of them and accept refunds after three of Britain’s biggest retailers suspended sales. In an email seen by The Telegraph, internet giant Amazon has asked customers to take the self-balancing, two-wheeled scooters to a local recycling point for electronic equipment. John Lewis and Argos also said they had stopped selling hoverboards after reports emerged of the popular Christmas gift catching fire and exploding.”

More a gyroscopic keep-up-right thingy more related to the ill-fated Segway than anything Marty McFly hopped on in Back to the Future and for them to recommend you just dispose of it at a recycling point for electronic equipment rather than send it back in to claim your refund, there really be something foul hovering up that pipe.

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 16th December 2015).

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Tags: Adrienne Bailon, Amy Schumer, Bai Ling, Becky G, Behati Prinslo, Bella Thorne, Candice Swanepoel, Charli XCX, Christina Milian, Dani Thorne, Demi Lovato, Hailee Steinfeld, Joanna “JoJo” Levesque, Karrueche Tran, Kendall Jenner, Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, Lais Ribeiro, Maddy Grace/Madison Reed, Maitland Ward, Miley Cyrus, Myleene Klass, Naomi Campbell, Nicole Williams, Paris Hilton, Rita Ora, Sarah Silverman, Selena Gomez, Serayah, Taylor Swift, Tove Lo, Vanessa Hudgens, Victoria Justice.

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