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Pick of the Month

31st January 2016

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and Sean who? Was the gringo married to someone famous once?

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Pick of the best stories & pics

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J.Lo 2015 American Music Awards cleavage and sheer pussy peek (Pick of the Month, 30th November 2015)
J.Lo shook booty for the iHeartRadio Music Festival (Pick of the Month, 30th September 2015)

Lady Gaga gave V teat (celebexposuredigest

Lady Gaga, V magazine spring 2016 issue

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Lady Gaga gave commercial tittie (Pick of the Week, 18th March 2015)

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Kendall Jenner #FreedNipple for 40m followers (Pick of the Month, 30th November 2015)

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Kylie Jenner gave plastic doll vibes for Interview (Pick of the Month, 24th December 2015)
Kylie Jenner gave masquerade pokeage (Pick of the Month, 30th November 2015)
Kylie Jenner, selfie stick
Kylie Jenner, selfie stick
Kylie Jenner giving/getting selfie stick endorsement; they are all the rage you know.

Zoë Kravitz gave Golden Globes see-thru nippleage (celebrityoopsdigest

Zoë Kravitz, Golden Globes Awards 2016 post-party

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Zoë Kravitz gave Balenciaga fashion show see-thru boobage (Pick of the Month, 31st October 2015)
Zoë Kravitz was topless for Flaunt (Pick of the Week, 2nd May 2015)

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Cara Delevingne, guitar shop pokeage in Rio (Pick of the Month, 31st October 2015)
Cara Delevingne gave Mango opening pokeage (Pick of the Month, 30th September 2015)
Cara Delevingne and Gal Gadot poked it at Comic-Con (Pick of the Month, 31st July 2015)

Hilary Duff gave cleavage and peekage (celebrityoopsdigest

Hilary Duff, New York
Bai Ling
Bai Ling, arguably the largest, and most often “accidentally” exposed nipples in Hollywood.

Maitland Ward gave Snapchat shower (celebrityoopsdigest

Maitland Ward, Snapchat

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Maitland Ward Freed ’em on Snapchat (Pick of the Month, 24th December 2015)
Maitland Ward gave Halloween-themed cheek (Pick of the Month 31st October 2015)
Maitland Ward gave see-thru Comic-Con Crave Escape (Pick of the Month 31st July 2015)

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Chelsea Handler gave work week bare bottom (Latina Pick of the Week, 20th April 2015)

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Karrueche Tran gave cone licking love (Pick of the Month, 30th September 2015)

French maid costumed Bella Thorne was at your service (celebexposuredigest

Bella Thorne, Snapchat

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Bella Thorne gave festive pokeage (Pick of the Month, 24th December 2015)
Thorne sisters Kaili, Dani and Bella gave pool day bikini goods (Pick of the Month, 30th November 2015)
Bella Thorne shared bikini booty (Pick of the Month, 31st October 2015)
Vanessa Hudgens—Animal Instinct
Vanessa Hudgens—Animal Instinct

Tongue teasers

Petite popstrel Ariana Grande gave bubble and tongue (celebritytonguedigest

Ariana Grande, Snapchat

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Ariana Grande gave photoshoot tongue tease (Pick of the Month 31st August 2015)

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Dani Thorne gave Toko-Toko tongue (Pick of the Month, 24th December 2015)
Dani Thorne gave into the void tongue (Pick of the Month, 30th November 2015)
Dani Thorne, ready for the weird tongue (Pick of the Month, 31st August 2015)

Stella Hudgens gave LusterPrem endorsement pokeage (celebritytonguedigest

Stella Hudgens, Instagram

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Vanessa Hudgens gave festive Rad sweater endorsement pokeage (Pick of the Month, 24th December 2015)
Stella Hudgens gave festive pierced nipple endorsement pokeage (Pick of the Month, 30th November 2015)

Kaley Cuoco poked it at the Golden Globes post-party (celebritytonguedigest

Kaley Cuoco, Golden Globes Awards 2016 post party

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Sarah Hyland gave Prime Booth pokeage (Pick of the Month, 31st October 2015)
Sarah Hyland poked it for Teen Choice (Pick of the Month, 31st August 2015)
Sarah Hyland gave Kentucky Derby tongue tweet (Pick of the Week 2nd May 2015)

Rita Ora gave Miami pokeage (celebritytonguedigest

Rita Ora, Miami

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Rita Ora gave umbrella dash nip slip (Pick of the Month, 24th December 2015)
Rita Ora gave Bambi Awards see-thru nipples (Pick of the Month 30th November 2015)
Rita Ora slipped a big nip leaving Chris Brown concert (Pick of the Month, 30th September 2015)

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Becky G, T.J. Martell Foundation pokeage and with Alessia Cara (Pick of the Month, 24th December 2015)

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JoJo poked it for Galore, “honey” on my face for Snapchat (Pick of the Month 30th November 2015)
JoJo gave that’s a wrap pokeage (Pick of the Month, 30th September 2015)

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Jennifer Lopez—Booty Bend
Jennifer Lopez—Booty Bend.
Now resident in Vegas!

Thankfully moving on from that fight…

Ronda Rousey gave Illustrated Sports vagina (celebrityoopsdigest

Ronda Rousey, Sports Illustrated

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Parabéns! Suzy Cortez, Miss BumBum Brazil 2015 (Pick of the Month, 30th November 2015)

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Belinda gave more maravillosa sexy panzita (Latina Pick of the Week, 7th July 2015)
Belinda showing off her exquisitely toned tummy in San Diego (Latina Pick of the Week, 22nd April 2015)

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Eiza González gave haters basicamente pokeage (Latina Pick of the Week, 17th June 2015)
Eiza González flashed fantástico sexy panzita (Latina Pick of the Week, 22nd April 2015)
¡Qué bella mujer! Eiza González gave life on the set cleavage (Latina Pick of the Week, 8th April 2015)

Arts, culture, tech. & funnies

“LAS VEGAS—Riley Reid became the surest bet in Vegas Saturday night in what turned into a historic haul at the AVN Awards Show. The 24-year-old native of Miami Beach captured six awards, including the AVN Female Performer of the Year honor, at the 33rd annual ceremony.”

Certainly much deserved, and a treasure to a $14 billion plus industry in the US having won Best Three-Way Sex Scene with Remy LaCroix back in 2014 (Pick of the Week 22nd Jan. 2014).

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Porn Star Pick: Riley Reid (15th August 2015 )

“An exhibition combating negative self-image in a square in Copenhagen has been closed down by police.

Photographer Mathilde Grafström snaps women who don’t have traditional model looks, for a photo series called Female Beauty. ‘I take my photos to show young women that they are more beautiful than they think. I show the woman that she is beautiful, and that way I can help her to accept herself,’ she told Denmark’s TV2.”

And beaufiful they are, but did police close down the exhibition because of “indecent” nudity as they would “traditional model” indecent nudity in a public place? I think the confusing contextual issue is whether nudity is erotica and whether without “traditional model” looks nudity is exempt from being considered erotic; seemingly it’s served MET-Art (Wikipedia) with whom the snaps have a passing resemblance well all these years. :)

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“A crazy-eyed, bloodied god figure armed with a Kalashnikov is the cartoon on the cover of the special edition marking the first anniversary of the ‘Charlie Hebdo’ attacks in Paris. The headline claims: ‘One year on: The assassin is still at large.’”

A not altogether Islamic but indeed more Judeo-Christian looking “crazy-eyed, bloodied god figure armed with a Kalashnikov” it might be added—which is indeed though the same monotheistic God in the Quran or Holy Bible having killed off any polytheistic competition long ago—reminding that Charlie Hebdo has always ridiculed religion whatever it denomination.

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 4th January 2016).

But seemingly same God or not, a difference in demeanor is still noted in his peoples:

“A cartoon in the French satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo has caused online shock by suggesting drowned toddler Alan Kurdi would have grown up to be a sexual abuser like those immigrants allegedly involved in the assaults in Cologne. Under the headline ‘Migrants’, the drawing shows two lascivious pig-like men with their tongues hanging out chasing two terrified, screaming women who are running away. An insert at the top the cartoon contains the famous image of the three-year-old Syrian boy laying face down dead in the sand. The question at the top of the drawing ‘What would little Aylan have grown up to be?’ is answered at the bottom by ‘Ass groper in Germany’.”

More inflammable ink for tinder for a Euro-Christian fire inside a Euro-Christian inn waiting for a “no room” justification sign to be hung on the door?

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 14th January 2016).

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#ParisAttacks (Latest Picks 14th November 2015)
Charlie Hebdo’s refugee irony fudge (Latest Picks 14th September 2015)

Seemingly we may be entering a new era in physics, scientists conclude, an era where there are weird features in the universe that we cannot explain and may never be able too.

But what would the oft said dead discipline of philosophy have to say? Is Plato smiling in his allegorical cave surrounded by his un-knowledgeable perfect Forms and what of the stuffed monkey who knew that—or maybe not, that being the nature of scepticism and truth—packing Fyffes bananas instead.

End of the line for scientific knowledge?

.:: Read more ::. (

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Dark matter not as dark as first thought (Pick of the Week, 20th April 2015)

“Joaquin ‘El Chapo’ Guzman, the world’s most wanted drug lord, was on Friday night recaptured following a last stand gun battle with Mexican security forces. Mexico’s President Enrique Pena Nieto said the fugitive cartel chief was taken alive and uninjured six months after he made an audacious escape from a maximum security prison.”

What will his escape be this time, commandeered Amazon drone from San Diego lifting him out off a maximum security roof?

But details of his capture proved just as intriguing involving “journalistic” interview with Sean “The” Penn.

The Penn meets El Chapo or El Chapo meets The Penn © Rolling Stone

Sean who?

Oh, Chapo wasn’t in the least interested in him, but rather in tequila brand interview promoting Mexican actress Kate del Castillo for whom it was reported he’d had penis enhancement surgery.

The Penn meets El Chapo or El Chapo meets The Penn © Rolling Stone

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 8th January 2016).

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And sadly, of course…

“David Bowie has passed away, just two days after his 69th birthday. The legendary singer’s Facebook page posted the tragic news Sunday evening, writing, ‘David Bowie died peacefully today surrounded by his family after a courageous 18 month battle with cancer.’ The statement continued, ‘While many of you will share in this loss, we ask that you respect the family’s privacy during their time of grief.’”

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 11th January 2016).

And also…

“The English actor Alan Rickman, who was best known for his role as Severus Snape in the Harry Potter series, died aged 69, from cancer, in London on January 14, 2016. Rickman was an accomplished stage actor, playing several of the great Shakespearean leads, as well as proving his range in comic, tragic and leading roles on the big screen.”

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 14th January 2016).

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