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Pick of the Month

Pick of the Month

29th February 2016

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

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Pick of the best stories & pics

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Rita Ora gave umbrella dash nip slip (Pick of the Month, 24th December 2015)
Rita Ora gave Bambi Awards see-thru nipples (Pick of the Month 30th November 2015)
Rita Ora slipped a big nip leaving Chris Brown concert (Pick of the Month, 30th September 2015)

And performing (cheekypopdivadigest
.blogspot.co.uk)…

Rihanna, 2016 MusiCares Person of the Year tribute concert honouring Lionel Richie

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RiRi gave Cuban-creole bare bum for Vanity Fair (Pick of the Month, 31st October 2015)
Demi Lovato gave spontaneous no make-up nude for Vanity Fair (Pick of the Month, 31st October 2015)

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Kim Kardashian West shared a sneak peek of a nude desert shoot (Pick of the Month, 24th December 2015)
Kim Kardashian West gava a pregnant nude selfie (Pick of the Month, 31st August 2015)

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Lady Gaga gave V teat (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2016)

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SelGo got her WiLD on for 94.9’s FM Jingle Ball in Oakland (Pick of the Month 24th December 2015)

Oops! Gigi Hadid gave Milan Fashion Week boob (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Gigi Hadid, Versace show Milan Fashion Week

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Hailee Steinfeld gave #LoveMyself pokeage (Pick of the Month 30th September 2015)

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Oops! Vexing vixen AnnaLynne McCord slipped a nip (Pick of the Month, 20th April 2015)

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Chrissy Teigen brazenly #FreesNipple on Instagram (Pick of the Month, 6th July 2015)
Chrissy Teigen gave Miami Beach photoshoot titties (Pick of the Week, 18th March 2015)

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Pia Mia Perez gave bikini Punta Mita with Kylie Jenner (Pick of the Month 31st August 2015)

Sam Jennette McCurdy gave downblouse boobage (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Jennette McCurdy, Instagram

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Bella Thorne gave Valentine’s bikini-booty (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Bella Thorne, Instagram

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French maid costumed Bella Thorne was at your service (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2016)
Maitland Ward gave Snapchat shower (Pick of the Month 31st January 2016)
Maitland Ward Freed ’em on Snapchat (Pick of the Month, 24th December 2015)
Thorne sisters Kaili, Dani and Bella gave pool day bikini goods (Pick of the Month, 30th November 2015)

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Chelsea Handler gave work week bare bottom (Latina Pick of the Week, 20th April 2015)

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Alejandra de la Fuente flashed more #yachtlife culote in Acapulco (Latina Pick of the Week, 22nd April 2015)
Alejandra de la Fuente was flashing her tanned culote in Acapulco (Latina Pick of the Week, 8th April 2015)

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Belinda Peregrín Schull shared Acapulco belleza (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2016)
Belinda gave more maravillosa sexy pancita (Latina Pick of the Week, 7th July 2015)
XXXtina—Gripping Performance
A big-boobed caricature XXXtina delivering another “gripping performance”.

Tongue teasers

Christina Aguilera and Miley Cyrus gave The Voice pokeage (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk)…

Miley Cyrus and Christina Aguilera, The Voice Season 10

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Miley Cyrus festively poked it for pussy (Pick of the Month, 24th December 2015)
Xtina, topless selfie (Pick of the Month, 31st August 2015)

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JoJo poked it for Galore, “honey” on my face for Snapchat (Pick of the Month 30th November 2015)

Alexa PenaVega gave #FabFitFun endorsement pokeage (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Alexa PenaVega, Instagram

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Alexa PenaVega gave strapless sweetheart pokeage (Pick of the Month, 15th June 2015)
Alexa PenaVega gave #FitnessPhotoFriday abs (Pick of the Week, 2nd May 2015)

Charli XCX is still poking it with bottle, at Fashion Week (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk)…

Charli XCX, Instagram

Giving mighty mirror selfie pokies (celebrityoopsdigest
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Charli XCX, Instagram

4u pokeage (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk) …

Charli XCX, Instagram

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Charli XCX lacked FridayFeeling, gave plumbing drama pokeage (Pick of the Month, 24th December 2015)
Charli XCX poked it with bottle (Pick of the Month, 30th November 2015)
Charli XCX gave upskirt cheek (Pick of the Month, 31st October 2015)

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Dani Thorne Barton G. blade and Rollerway birthday pokeage (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2016)
Bella Thorne gave festive pokeage (Pick of the Month, 24th December 2015)

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Becky G, 4m follower pokeage overdrive (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2016)
Becky G, T.J. Martell Foundation pokeage and with Alessia Cara (Pick of the Month, 24th December 2015)

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Demi Lovato—Cheeky!
Demi Lovato, all the more Confidently Cheeky!

For sure, that’s only a few joints away from a fully poseable version. #ArtistMannequin

Kendall Jenner waxwork at Madame Tussauds London

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Kendall Jenner gave tight legging toe (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2016)
From model to sex toy—artists and mannequins (Pick of the Week 21st October 2014)
“It’s the battle of the Kylies as Kylie Minogue and Kylie Jenner go head-to head over legal ownership of their names. The pop princess has filed a court notice in a bid to stop the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star from trademarking their shared first name. The 18-year-old reality star, first filed the application in May last year to trademark ‘Kylie’ for ‘entertainment in the nature of providing information by means of a global computer network in the fields of entertainment, fashion and pop culture’.”

Perhaps the smaller booty shakin’ veteran Princess of Pop does not like the idea of her forename being trademarked, kinda one “Kylie” to represent all. Or perhaps not, indeed, it all gets rather personal!

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 29th Feb. 2016).

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Kylie Jenner gave see-thru thong peek (Pick of the Month 31st January 2016)

Arts, culture, tech. & funnies

“Android users are being warned about a new strain of malware called Mazar Bot that is hitting smartphones, giving attackers full administrative rights to monitor and control nearly every aspect of the phone.

“The manipulative and persistent piece of malware, found to be in active use by researchers at Heimdal Security, takes hold via a malware-ridden SMS/MMS message that, once clicked, spreads a torrent of alarming exploits such as sending malicious text messages, anonymously accessing the web, putting the phone into sleep mode and even fully erasing all content from the device. Unlike the typical Android exploit, Mazar Bot targets users with a direct message and is not downloaded through a third-party application store. ”

In whatever digital heaven or hell he went to, Steve Jobs is laughing: Newly shared e-mail reveals Steve Jobs wanted to “further lock customers” into Apple’s “ecosystem” marking “2011: Holy War with Google” (Pick of the Week 8th Apr. 2014).

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“This week Apple was ordered by a US court to provide ‘reasonable technical assistance’ to authorities to allow the FBI to access [the terrorist who murdered 14 people in San Bernardino, California, Syed] Farook’s iPhone. But Apple refused the ‘chilling’ court order in a open letter to its customers written by CEO Tim Cook. He warned that the court order sets a ‘dangerous precedent’. That refusal to co-operate drew condemnation from the family of Fusilier Lee Rigby, the soldier who was brutally murdered by extremists in 2013 outside his London barracks.”

But is placing a backdoor in technological communication devices supposedly to be used just the once when Snowden is still dancing PRISM cossack-style in exile with the Ruskis, Theresa May and GCHQ still trying to gain unlimited access to watch jihadis pulling one off on Facetime and when the shooters may turn out to be those “lone wolves”—with gun purchased quite legally in the States— with no particular contacts so often called to rise up by Daesh really in anyones interest?

John McAfee offers to crack iPhone for FBI

Apple’s Tim Cook doesn’t think so, but wait, self-styled cybersecurity legend John McAfee, burying himself in presumably not Belizean beach sand with a cardboard box covering his head while evading authoritative powers that be, offers to a peek at it, or the headline grabbing oppotunity at least.

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 18th February 2016).

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Baffling “snoopers’ charter” savaged by MPs (Latest picks 9th February 2016)

“Baffling” or just intentionally obfuscating? If you are not in the UK or prohibited prolapse porn has been keeping you too busy, the draft legislation proposed would require Internet service providers and mobile phone companies to maintain records of each user’s internet browsing activity for 12 months, but it seems the science and technology commitee who concluded that “the problem with internet connection records is no one knew exactly what they meant”, which was presumably easier to understand when per-minute dial-up records for your 56k modem were kept for billing. Perhaps it’s time for Theresa to just look for jihadis pulling plonker on Chatroulette instead.

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 9th February 2016).

Poll: Does government insistence on need to spy on your mail, visits and messages to track jihadists pulling one off on FaceTime unduly bother you?

I always assumed they were anyway 60%
Yes, extirpates privacy without due suspicion 20%
Yes, I don’t wish infidels see me doing that 20%
Nope, I’ve nothing to hide, not even that 0%

This poll has now been archived.


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No, it’s not a new CAPTCHA to slow down collection of those “dirty secrets” on your hard drive, it’s all about the heat generated by many, many daily collecting such—and friending acceptable people on F’book and then reading all those status updated on what they had for tea.

“All of the information you use, transfer, and share on the internet doesn’t just materialize out of thin air. Every link that you click, picture you post, video you play, and email you send has to be stored somewhere. Data centers, where everything is saved and served, are the internet’s magic engines —and its dirtiest secret. Data servers use an astounding amount of energy, and demand is only going to increase over time. Here’s how Microsoft hopes to tackle the problem at the bottom of the ocean.”

The ultimate in water cooling by putting it at the bottom of the ocean. Indeed, some JAV porn will feel quite at home there.

Presumably unless embassy of Polynesian chain of low-lying coral islands Tuvalu—which derives most of its income from renting out its Internet country code top-level domain .tv—would take the WikiLeaks founder and un-happy hacker chappy, and can actually get him there no doubt, and it appeared he already knew which way their wind and ruling would be blowing before grandstanding that statement.

Having cost an estimated £9m for police to keep him holed up at Ecuadoran embassy and having alienated some of his former allies turning them into foes, once an anti-US prize for Ecuadorian President Rafael Correa his behaviour during his stay may seemingly hade made him less of one after reports of some questionable behaviour within, including attempts to access embassy computers and un-politeness.

Foreign Secretary Philip Hammond

But what next for the sunless Wikileaks warrior after the Foreign Secretary, the Right horrible Honourable Philip Hammond said it changes nothing, the UN panel “lacking credibility” and being made up of laymen of law that are championed when it suits and reminded they are just “European” with no “special relationship” when it does not.

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“‘We have detected gravitational waves. We did it,’ said David Reitze, executive director of the Laser Interferometer Gravitational-Wave Observatory (Ligo), at a press conference in Washington. The announcement is the climax of a century of speculation, 50 years of trial and error, and 25 years perfecting a set of instruments so sensitive they could identify a distortion in spacetime a thousandth the diameter of one atomic nucleus across a 4km strip of laserbeam and mirror. … The phenomenon was detected by the collision of two black holes.”

One may wonder what the physicist chap who said we have reached the end of the line for scientific knowledge a few weeks back has to say (Latest Picks 17th January 2016), but then again, despite the fact of the discovery just how much is it theoretical and still open to an interpretation you choose, often with much reification because nothing, not even a black hole can crush the appeal of a paradox.

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Dark matter not as dark as first thought (Pick of the Week, 20th April 2015)

Although I’m pretty sure there is a fetish niche for such.

“California has rejected a move to force porn actors to use condoms, dental dams, and even goggles during filming in order to prevent sexually transmitted infections. Following six hours of impassioned testimony from nearly 100 actors and producers fiercely opposed to the stringent regulations, members of the state’s Occupational Safety and Health Standards board voted 3-2 in favor of the rules, failing to reach the four-vote threshold necessary for adoption.

“After the vote was finalized, the crowd inside the hearing room in Oakland erupted with cheers and applause.”

Obviously eager to continue watch their fellatio money shot without scuba jizz goggles and cunni- and anilingus sans dental dam, the very thought of which veers uncomfotably towards the Hannibal Lecter.

Dental dam/Dr. Lecter

Indeed, making you wonder perhaps if the Aids Healthcare Foundation are just trying to put such “disssgusting” porn —and probably contraception to boot— back in the non-marital back alley—where it belongs and was simply not talked about.

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 21st February 2016).

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