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Pick of the Month

Pick of the Month

31st March 2016

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and to give my two-penneth still think poor Pablo’s Life ranting woes most certainly having something to do with wearing leather jogging pants under LA sun.

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Pick of the best stories & pics

Perhaps to distract from troubled rappin’ tailor beau Kanye’s ranting Life of Pablo antics, or perhaps just to draw further attention to it…

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Kim Kardashian West shared a sneak peek of a nude desert shoot (Pick of the Month, 24th December 2015)

Kylie Jenner gave poolside thigh delight (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk)…

Kylie Jenner, Instagram

And gave see-thru crotch shot (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Kylie Jenner, leaving Bunim/Murray Studios Los Angeles

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Kylie Jenner gave see-thru thong peek (Pick of the Month 31st January 2016)

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RiRi gave Cuban-creole bare bum for Vanity Fair (Pick of the Month, 31st October 2015)

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Pia Mia Perez gave bikini badink handstand (Pick of the Month, 29th February 2016)
Pia Mia Perez gave bikini Punta Mita with Kylie Jenner (Pick of the Month 31st August 2015)

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Kendall Jenner gave tight legging toe (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2016)

Britney Spears gave twirling bikini boogie (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk)…

Britney Spears, Instagram

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Charli XCX bottle pokies pokeage (Pick of the Month, 29th February 2016)
Charli XCX lacked FridayFeeling, gave plumbing drama pokeage (Pick of the Month, 24th December 2015)
Charli XCX poked it with bottle (Pick of the Month, 30th November 2015)

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JoJo gym and press pokeage (Pick of the Month, 29th February 2016)

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Bai Ling gave huge Archlight Theater see-thru nippleage (Pick of the Month, 24th December 2015)
Bai Ling gave crotch-shot celebrating her 49th birthday (Pick of the Month, 31st October 2015)

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Amber Rose gave candid mamma Maui mau maus (Pick of the Week, 8th April 2015)
Amber Rose gave MILFIN badunkadunk (Pick of the Week, 31st January 2015)

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Chelsea Handler shared artsy shower bare bottom (Pick of the Month, 29th February 2016)

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Bella Thorne and Maitland Ward gave Valentine’s booty (Pick of the Month, 29th February 2016)
Maitland Ward gave Snapchat shower (Pick of the Month 31st January 2016)
Maitland Ward Freed ’em on Snapchat (Pick of the Month, 24th December 2015)

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Tongue teasers

Charli XCX gave “burn rubberrrr” pokeage (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk)…

Charli XCX, Instagram

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Britney Spears gave “hard to be” pokeage (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Britney Spears, Instagram

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Bella and Dani Thorne poked follow us incentive (Pick of the Month, 29th February 2016)

Adrienne Bailon poked it in Tulum (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Adrienne Bailon, Instagram

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Ireland Baldwin gave peachy cheek (Pick of the Month, 30th November 2015)

Rita Ora gave “country-life” tongue (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Rita Ora, Instagram

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Rita Ora gave umbrella dash nip slip (Pick of the Month, 24th December 2015)
Rita Ora gave Bambi Awards see-thru nipples (Pick of the Month 30th November 2015)

Hailey Baldwin poked it in Paris (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Hailey Baldwin, Instagram

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Miley Cyrus gave “stuck in the 90s” matched pokeage (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Miley Cyrus and Jessie Light, Instagram

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Kylie Jenner—Endorsement Poke
For sure, as well as waist-trainers when endorsement is your business what can be more honest than advertising the very thing much of your picture-viewing demographic are actually thinking.

Miley Cyrus gave SoHo shopping nipple (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Miley Cyrus, shopping in SoHo NYC

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Christina Aguilera and Miley Cyrus gave The Voice pokeage (Pick of the Month, 29th February 2016)
Miley Cyrus festively poked it for pussy (Pick of the Month, 24th December 2015)

Ashley Tisdale gave bedazzling swimsuit booty (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Ashley Tisdale, Instagram

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Ashley Tisdale gave paparazzi pokeage (Pick of the Week, 22nd February 2015)

Bella Thorne hopped ass for happy-to-be-home springbreak (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk)…

Bella Thorne, bikini photoshoot and happy-to-be-home springbreak in Miami

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Bella Thorne and Maitland Ward gave Valentine’s booty (Pick of the Month, 29th February 2016)
French maid costumed Bella Thorne was at your service (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2016)
Thorne sisters Kaili, Dani and Bella gave pool day bikini goods (Pick of the Month, 30th November 2015)

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Adrienne Bailon gave Kurious-Cabinet boobage (Pick of the Month, 24th December 2015)
Adrienne Bailon gave mega tetas challenge cleavage (Latina Pick of the Week, 17th June 2015)
“Cara Delevingne has explained why she left modelling after becoming one of the industry’s most popular figures. The London-born model and actress launched her career at 16 and quickly rose up the ranks. As her face and distinctive eyebrows became ubiquitous across catwalks and in magazines, Delevigne established a strong social following for sharing candid photos that rallied against the ‘perfect’ images presented on Instagram. … Her move away from modelling after such a successful career came after Delevingne was awarded Model of the Year at the British Fashion Awards in April 2015.

Moving on to focus her efforts on acting after frustration at being treated like a “zoo animal” by paparazzi and at self-esteem fraught relationship of “getting others’ approval” in the 6-inch stiletto heel in the back world of fashion and modelling.

1st April 2016.

Actually though, scrub that, it appears it was “word vomit”, something I can sincerely suggest I never want to imaging in relation to that spectacularly long tongue of Cara’s.

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 15th March 2016).

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Cara Delevingne surfed Barbados butt (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2016)
Suicide Squad, first official trailer (Latest picks 20th January 2016)
“The 57-year-old superstar pulled down a female fan’s TOP to reveal her bare breast in front of thousands of concert-goers … after yet again leaving the audience in Australia waiting HOURS for her to step on stage. She invited the girl up to join her and later whipped down her corset-style top, describing her as: ‘The kind of girl you just want to slap on the a**.’ The brunette beauty looked completely gob-smacked as the singer added: ‘Oh s**t. Oh sorry, sexual harassment … you can do the same to me’.”

Desperation from a once innovative performer that should have considered preserving her legend about a decade ago or ex-husband Guy Ritchie’s fault too and hopefully son Rocco may consider staying with mom again if display of boobs near his own age are involved? Seemingly there were no hard feelings from the 17-year-old afterwards but no comment on whether she took up Madge on her offer of pulling out one of her titties in return though.

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 18th March 2016).

Madonna—MDNA
Bad trip?

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No, don’t get your hopes up, taking time off acting to concentrate on feminism Em’s not intrigued by porn, we are talking something more Cosmo “explicit” here:

OMGYES.com
“Emma Watson recently advised her fans to subscribe to a pricey sex website that she really loves, but she isn’t encouraging people to pay for Internet pornography—the website she recommended is an instructional one, and it’s all about helping women achieve the big ‘O.’

But then again, while recommending some wonderful new “based on research magic wands” and interesting Shades of Grey roleplay, there is indeed, I hear, a whole porno niche for that kinda “amateur” video action demonstrating the “specific techniques they use to pleasure themselves” and at $29 that’s not really that “expensive” a subscription, but begging the question if remuneration from endorsement perhaps, enigmatic feminism or not, seemingly shows sex still sells regardless.

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 1st March 2016).

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Emma Watson graduated from Brown University (Pick of the Week 28th May 2014)

Arts, culture, tech. & funnies

It being the festival at the end of the month…

Why, oh why bunnies and eggs at Easter?

Ostara by Johannes Gehrts (1884)
Ostara by Johannes Gehrts (1884)

The association with rabbits and eggs—seemingly obviously symbolic of fertility with idioms such as to “breed like rabbits”—at Easter, a festival lamenting and celebrating the death and resurrection of Christ, are perhaps seemingly puzzling. While some may suggest Mesopotamian goddess of fertility, sex and love Ishtar, the actual association of the Easter festival in Western Christian society with rabbits—or rather the hare—and eggs owes more to Ēostre or Ostara, the pagan Germanic goddess of fertility, from whom the Anglo-Saxon, or English, word “Easter” came from.

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 27th March 2016).

XXXtina Easter
That’s the bunnies and eggs at Easter explained, carrots…yeah, purely because bunnies like ’em and “large vegetable insertion” is as popular search term as ever.

Dancing vagina and penis star in campaign to teach kids about sexual consent (video, dailystar.co.uk).

“This strange video features an animated vagina, penis, boob, bum and hand who make up the new cast of a sexual consent campaign. The playful characters act out various scenes where one makes a sexual advance and the other says no. In one, the dancing penis rubs up against the vagina before it says: ‘Hey.’ The schlong backs off and says: ‘My bad.’”
Project Consent

“My bad.” For sure, truly representative of rejection, but it sure beats the social media misogynistic trolling many turn to to soothe a bruised entitled ego that is the slippery slope down to the the abysmal rape culture it aims to combat.

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Online dating, expectation vs reality (Latest picks 7th February 2016)

Despite foreseen to be safer and more reliable than traditional cars and insurance companies worst nightmare…

Perhaps to be expected as driver-included cars still crash into dozens if not hundreds of buses a day, but:

“It is thought to have happened while the company was testing 24 of the cars fitted with sensors and cameras near the tech firm’s Silicon Valley headquarters. In a report filed with California’s Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV) the company reveals the car was trying to navigate its way round some sandbags at 2mph when it hit the bus that was travelling at 15mph.”

“2mph…” Oh crikey, surely a software bug there then, but with the Britain’s Budget fudge stirring and Google “sweathearts” tax rate deal Chancellor George Osborne announcing trials to take place on roads this year despite experts warning, rather bluntly, “someone is going to die” will that forestall the viewing of driverless targeted ads for disability he’d hoped you’d not get benefit for injury claims in passenger mode smashing into buses traversing the Daneholes roundabout?

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 1st March 2016).

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Google will build a self-driving car (Pick of the Week 27th August 2013)

And of course, sadly…

People shared this illustration by French artist Plantu online as a sign of solidarity with Brussels after terrorist attacks.

Solidarity with Belgium

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 22nd March 2016).

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Tags: Adrienne Bailon, Amber Rose, Ashley Tisdale, Bai Ling, Bella Thorne, Britney Spears, Cara Delevingne, Charli XCX, Charlize Theron, Chelsea Handler, Dani Thorne, Emma Watson, Hailey Baldwin, Ireland Baldwin, Joanna “JoJo” Levesque, Kayleigh Morris, Kendall Jenner, Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, Madonna, Maitland Ward, Miley Cyrus, Nicki Minaj, Pia Mia Perez, Rihanna, Rita Ora, Tulisa Contostavlos.

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