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Pick of the Month

Pick of the Month

31st May 2016

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and perhaps you’d believe anything I say if I said it on the Deep or Dark web too; honest, Kylie Jenner sits naked in my wardrobe, you can pay here for a spy hole peep and signed sugarbear selfie.

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Pick of the best stories & pics

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Kendall Jenner, Coachella see-thru nipple (Pick of the Month, 30th April 2016)

Bella Thorne gave candid bikini booty photoshoot cheek (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Bella Thorne, photoshoot at Malibu’s Zuma Beach

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Bella and Dani Thorne, bikini goodness and puffy nipslip (Pick of the Month, 30th April 2016)
Bella Thorne, happy to be home springbreak (Pick of the Month, 31st March 2016)

Khloé Kardashian gave concert see-thru spandex bedunk (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Khloé Kardashian, leaving Beyoncé concert in Pasadina

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Kim Kardashian West, cleavage for “cutie” (Pick of the Month, 30th April 2016)
Khloé Kardashian dropped “impromptu” bare “bomb ass” (Pick of the Month, 24th December 2015)

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Gigi Hadid gave Milan Fashion Week boob (Pick of the Month, 29th February 2016)

Kristen Stewart gave pink nippleage hint at Cannes (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Kristen Stewart, Personal Shopper première at Cannes

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Charli XCX gave Cannes pokies (celebrityoopsdigest
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Charli XCX, the Harmonist Cocktail Party at the Cannes Film Festival

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Charli XCX, drunk bath selfie (Pick of the Month, 30th April 2016)
Charli XCX, Vroom Vroom EP promos (Pick of the Month, 31st March 2016)
Charli XCX bottle pokies pokeage (Pick of the Month, 29th February 2016)

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Mariah Carey slipped Bat Mitzvah nip (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk)…

Mariah Carey, 1OAK nightclub in West Hollywood

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Mariah Carey, Swedish cheek (Pick of the Month, 30th April 2016)
Mariah Carey slipped a big mama Capri nip (Pick of the Month, 6th July 2015)

Alessandra Ambrósio gave fashion oops couture nipslip (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Alessandra Ambrósio, Malibu photoshoot

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Alessandra Ambrósio gave bikini bela bunda on Mykonos (Pick of the Week, 20th May 2015)

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Britney Spears pixel pushin’ bikini boogie (Pick of the Month, 31st March 2016)

Dani Thorne gave #NDB black bikini photoshoot (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Dani Thorne

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Bella and Dani Thorne springbreak tongue overdrive (Pick of the Month, 30th April 2016)
Dani Thorne gave “hair masters” pokeage (Pick of the Month, 31st March 2016)

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Sofia Vergara is in the tub for Vanity Fair (Latina Pick of the Week, 22nd April 2015)

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Jennette McCurdy gave downblouse boobage (Pick of the Month, 29th February 2016)

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Maitland Ward, topless hot tub (Pick of the Month, 30th April 2016)
Maitland Ward, peeked teat and panda perdue’d pussy (Pick of the Month, 31st March 2016)
Bella Thorne and Maitland Ward gave Valentine’s booty (Pick of the Month, 29th February 2016)

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Alejandra de la Fuente Bozzo, pool time paraíso (Pick of the Month, 30th April 2016)

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Vida Guerra had emergency surgery on her boobs (Latina Pick of the Week 3rd October 2013)

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Suzy Cortez, all things ball supporting (Pick of the Month, 30th April 2016)
Suzy Cortez’s bunda celebrating all things football (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2016)

Tongue teasers

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Sarah Hyland poked it for post-Easter snow (Pick of the Month, 30th April 2016)
Sarah Hyland Late Show and Peoples Choice pokeage (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2016)

Either that or that’s the rumoured sex tape O face ;-p

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Selena Gomez gave topless Napoleonic hook jacket pokeage (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Selena Gomez, Napoleonic style military hook jacket

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Ariana Grande, Vegas promo pokeage (Pick of the Month, 30th April 2016)
Ariana Grande gave bubble and tongue (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2016)
Ariana Grande gave photoshoot tongue tease (Pick of the Month 31st August 2015)

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Charli XCX shared “aquamarine dreams” pokeage at Cannes (celebritytonguedigest
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Charli XCX, Instagram

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Joanna “JoJo” Levesque gave Gummy Bear tongue (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

JoJo, Instagram

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JoJo braless see-thru nippleage (Pick of the Month, 30th April 2016)
JoJo gym and press pokeage (Pick of the Month, 29th February 2016)

Hailey Baldwin gave donezo tongue (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Hailey Baldwin, Instagram

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Hailey Baldwin poked it in Paris (Pick of the Month, 31st March 2016)

Alexa PenaVega poked it for beauty (celebritytonguedigest
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Alexa PenaVega, Instagram

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Alexa PenaVega gave FabFitFun endorsement pokeage (Pick of the Month, 29th February 2016)

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Kendall Jenner—“Gangs All Here”
Kendall Jenner, “Gangs All Here”; and thankfully all out too.

Selena Gomez kicked off her Revival tour in Vegas (cheekypopdivadigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Selena Gomez, Revival tour opening night at Mandalay Bay Events Center in Las Vegas

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SelGo lolitaish repeat feature for Love? (Pick of the Month, 29th February 2016)

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Cara Delevingne surfed Barbados butt (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2016)

Stella Hudgens shared messy bikini fudgsicle adventure (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Stella Hudgens, Instagram

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Stella and Vanessa Hudgens, springbreak Miami (Pick of the Month, 30th April 2016)
Stella Hudgens LusterPrem endorsement pokeage (Pick of the Month, 31st January 2016)
Vanessa Hudgens gave festive Rad sweater endorsement pokeage (Pick of the Month, 24th December 2015)

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An opportunist grope, old flame still burning, or sly plot by she who gets to decide on which day all wear pink Mean Girls Moriartess to spite her real “Bad Blood” rival?

Selena Gomez, Orlando Bloom© TMZ/AKM-GSI
Selena Gomez, Orlando Bloom© TMZ/AKM-GSI
Regina George: “You can go shave your back now.

After first denying it—admittedly while tweeting sad song relationship lyrics presumably just for bustier cream-squirting inspiration—Katy Perry let the “Bad Blood” that can only be held back soooOoo long flow:

“‘Katy is putting the blame for this on Taylor Swift,’ a source told Radar Online. ‘She [Katy Perry] said that Selena has wanted her man forever,’ the source said. The source said the Roar hitmaker believed that ‘being friends with Swift inspired Gomez to make her move [on Bloom]’. ‘But Orlando told Katy that he would never ever cheat on her because he is in love with her,’ the source added.”

And that was after chastising fans (and Perez Hilton) for “giving energy & eyeballs to dumb conspiracy” and rather to “check out how COOL this is… #dontfeedthebeast”

#dontfeedthebeast

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 12th May 2016).

Poll: Do you—or your sister, chap in the street or unsueable stuffed monkey in your cupboard—think SelGo’s rekindled allurement of Mr O. Bloom was fashionably belated Merry Swiftmas?

Yep, and pink panties worn on the appropriatly declared day and a hidden cam was involved, which all-in footage once the former were off is now available—for a fee in advance—on certain Deep or Dark websites 50%
Nope, but she had a jolly good laugh at her real “Bad Blood” rivals expense, rather like Katy may have when she stole those tour dancers 28%
Nope, it’s well known that the size of Bloom’s swashbuckler rapier causes contagious O face to fems within 30 miles of certain Caribbean isles and can damn well pierce a pirate galleon hull from 12 foot—and that’s obviously all girls think about, rly 11%
Yep, but she had assistance from a superfluity of rather pissed off nuns who used to live in Katy’s purchased convent 6%
Yes/no, but it was a double-cross aiming to make Beiber get angry and throw eggs instead for… whatever reason you can imagine/invent for yourself 5%

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“A sex tape featuring Kylie Jenner and now ex-boyfriend Tyga has reportedly surfaced. Kylie, 18, is said to be ‘freaked out’ that an intimate video of the pair will get into the wrong hands after it reportedly appeared on the 26-year-old rapper’s official website, Tygasworld.com, for approximately 30 minutes before being taken down.

“Kylie’s big sister Kim Kardashian, 35, famously found herself at the centre of a sex tape scandal with singer Ray J in 2003, an incident that is largely considered to have sparked her worldwide fame. A source said: ‘Tyga will not sign off on releasing it to the masses, but Kylie is scared that a sex tape could get in the wrong person’s hands with one of his buddies and they could put it online to embarrass her.’”

Best selling sex tape in history

History repeating itself? Or just seemingly suggesting that chaps do indeed show private intimate clips of their “significant” others on their phones to their pals to make them a “star”.

But if exists, can/will the Kardashian-Jenner Korps opt to cash in—aka make the profitable best of a bad situation—on it ala the most-watched and perhaps best selling all time adult video tape that catapulted older half-sis into the public eye, but until then, you can be sure there will be plenty of phishing if not downright drive-by-download/new video codex required malware promised in pot of gold at end of said sex tape link rainbow.

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 19th May 2016).

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Kylie Jenner, “beautiful Sunday” bikini (Pick of the Month 30th April 2016)
“‘Harry Potter’ star Emma Watson has been named in the Panama Papers leak scandal. The database, released by the International Consortium of Investigative Journalists, reveals that the 26-year-old social activist is connected to an offshore company set up by the controversial law firm Mossack Fonseca. The Spectator first reported that a search for Watson’s full name—Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson—will reveal her as a beneficiary of the company Falling Leaves Ltd, which is under the jurisdiction of the British Virgin Islands.”

Suggestively Edenic, but the “Falling Leaves” seemingly covering her cute financial derrière rather than Eve’s lady garden most stroke their garden serpent in their own lawn praying for is certainly not the leaked scandal most of Em’s all too often elder cane waving Noahs have been long breathless for I imagine. But some spied opportunity for rallying anti-feminist warcry whist presumably still of the opinion woman—or even “good” girls—should be seen, not heard and be happy with a pat on the head and secrets reserved alone for anything else that may be opportunely patted.

Could you maybe make the title more trolling?

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 11th May 2016).

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“Frozen star Idina Menzel supported fan campaign #GiveElsaAGirlfriend as she spoke on the 2016 Billboard Music Awards red carpet in Las Vegas. The Let It Go hitmaker thought it was a ‘great’ idea to let Queen Elsa, who is a breakthrough character in Disney, have a female love interest in Frozen 2. ‘I think it’s great,’ the singer-cum-actress told ET during the red carpet event on Sunday about the online campaign that has been gaining support over time. ‘Disney’s just gotta contend with that. I’ll let them figure that out,’ Menzel added.”
#GiveElsaAGirlfriend Campaign© Disney
© Disney

Indeed, hinted at within and widely assumed in internet fandom, so, come on Disney, is it time to help Elsa—and the fans for whom she is a role model they have long awaited—again “let it go?”

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 24th May 2016).

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“A pair of British computer experts have discovered that an assassination website offering hitmen for hire is a cynical SCAM set up to fleece people out of large sums of money. They have spent more than a year cracking into a secret dark web ‘marketplace’ called Besa Mafia—a slickly-produced website which describes itself as a place where people can pay the very toughest killers of the Albanian Mafia to bump off their enemies.

“But it appears that just one or two Eastern European men are operating this hidden website, tricking people into handing over money to pay for hits which don’t actually happen. Several people who fell for the trick handed over up to £10,000 worth of Bitcoin at a time, with the criminals netting somewhere in the region of £50,000 in the past year alone.”

So seemingly the “shocking secret“ being indeed, a lot of the dark and deep web mystique tabloids and not-so-tabloids spin phooey for those own good copy means and pretty much a scam like much of the internet becomes when given enough appealing to “curiosity attention” which seemingly involves hiring an abs-bearing “bear” assassin, a “curiosity” which, to be honest, could have just as easily been found—albeit without deep or dark story cover—at a veritable number of places on the bright surface web.

Besa Mafia “hitman”

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 18th May 2016).

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“On Monday, Amazon announced Amazon Video Direct, a new self-service program that will let video creators post videos on the company’s streaming platform and either sell them, rent them, make them available to Amazon Prime members or offer them for free with advertising. It’s the ad-supported videos that pose the biggest threat to YouTube. The Google-owned video site has come to dominate the world of online video by amassing a huge repository of videos and convincing marketers to sell ads against them.”

Indeed, which most with any sense watch without them with aid of any ad blocker which has not yet been bought out by mystery buyer.

But what happens without ads, as with the reminder on even the most repuable time.com article if you have an ad blocker enabled? Seemingly for less quality journalistic content and the video marketing Amazon suggests and GoogleTube already does in spades for marketers the content itself may really be secondary to the ad-revenue “product” itself with often the words “lowest, common,” and “denominator” springing hypocritcally to mind on search and portals that seemingly suggest all other dubious content needs to be declared spam, put behind safe-search wall or disabled accounts.

Odd trick…

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 12th May 2016).

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